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Clips from South Park - A Song of Ass and Fire (S17E17)

"Let's go."
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"know what their two anchors are up to."
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"and, Tammy, it's getting fierce out there."
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"That's right, Niles Lawton is out at the mall"
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"with a little holiday surprise."
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"Tammy, the excitement over Black Friday is peaking,"
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"That's right, we just want to do whatever we can"
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"to help our supporters get their Xboxes"
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"so we've come to offer swords and battle axes,"
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"whatever the kids can carry"
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"to help them fight their way through the other shoppers."
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"Yes, but we are limiting it to one per Xbox follower,"
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"# #"
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"Yes?"
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"Uh, yeah, Kenny's out back playing with his friends."
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"Forward, men!"
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"Let them pass."
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"and suggests you state your purpose."
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"and fight for Xboxes with us on Black Friday."
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"Kenny, we all understand wanting to play as the chick"
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"Stan, this has gone too far. People are going to get hurt."
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"the rest of your life?"
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"than spend one minute"
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"We will get our PlayStations tomorrow,"
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"So then Samwell Tarly"
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"sees the army approaching,"
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"and his wiener is about this big."
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"He knows that Stannis Baratheon's wiener"
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"Samwell has to rally his men. So what does he do?"
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"He takes out his wiener..."
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"[zipper unzips]"
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"And he dangles it around for all his men to see."
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"Aw!"
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"Sir, you said pizzas were coming."
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"They're still coming. So Samwell's wiener goes-"
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"[babbling]"
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"Don't worry, they're coming."
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"Now, Jon Snow finally faces Jaime Lannister,"
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"and this guy's wiener is, you know, huge, right?"
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"So it's not going to be easy. Ugh!"
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"about the fight on Friday. Certainly."
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"Having your leadership has certainly been a help,"
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"but I hope that we're clear that this is my army."
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"Your CEOs?"
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"Now who's walking who through the betrayal garden?"
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"Why don't you stay the fuck out of my business?"
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"Why don't you stay the fuck out of my yard?"
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"How about you? [grunts]"
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"[speaking Japanese]"
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"You know, Microsoft has given kids"
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"who want Xboxes on Black Friday a lot of support."
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"Seems a shame that the fight will be so one-sided."
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"Black Friday's about to happen,"
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"That's bad for both of us."
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"There must be something you can give to kids who want Sonys"
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"[speaking Japanese]"
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"# Wiener, wiener, wiener #"
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"# Wiener, wiener, wiener, wiener #"
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"# Wiener, wiener... # # One wiener #"
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"# Next to another wiener #"
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"# Wiener, wiener, wiener, wiener... #"
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"# Two wieners alongside #"
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"# Nice and soft #"
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"# Keep them flopping #"
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"# Flopping wieners, flopping wieners #"
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"But this is the best part,"
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"right before King Joffrey gets poisoned."
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"Everyone flops their wieners all around his face!"
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"- [groans] - Listen, buddy!"
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"If they don't show up right now,"
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"Do you hear me?"
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"He hasn't even ordered the pizzas yet!"
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"Don't worry, they're coming! Not just two pizzas."
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"There's- there's gonna be five."
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"And they're gonna be huge! You won't believe it."
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"Come on, Scott. We're leaving."
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"No! Black Friday is about to happen,"
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"I'll make some calls."
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"I know a way to make sure"
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"you're completely prepared for Black Friday."
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"Sony PS4. [speaking Japanese]"
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"He offers you this gift to once and for all"
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"make you an official princess"
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"# #"
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"[yelling in Japanese]"
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"Wow, Kenny's a Japanese princess."
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"[upbeat electronic music]"
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"[all growling]"
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"My friends, the time is almost here."
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"They're gonna what?"
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"In an effort to make sure everyone is prepared,"
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"The genius idea was proposed by George R.R. Martin,"
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"who also suggested, "Fuck it!"
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"Let's push Thanksgiving to December 3rd.""
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"Black Friday prices to 96% off"
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"to the first hundred people inside the mall."
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"[shoppers growling, shouting]"
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"[all cheering]"
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"Ever since Kenny switched sides,"
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"to fight to the death over which system is better."
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"above all the petty commercialism, okay?"
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"and, Niles, what are you hearing?"
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"after telling a mother she couldn't line up"
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"Captain! Captain!"
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"The shoppers are back!"
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"[all growling]"
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"I need to know how to deal with him."
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"I want you to take Sir Scott Malkinson and go"
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"I told you kids to stay out of my damn yard!"
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"No, listen, for the last time,"
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"I knew there might be some challenges for you."
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"You're right, Steve. Some changes do need to be made."
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"[gasping]"
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"Do you know what weakness is, Steve?"
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"See, there was a time when Xboxes and PlayStations"
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"Well, come on, Scott, you're lagging."
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"and then we can hit a McDonald's."
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"Hello?"
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"We don't like it, and I'm pretty pissed off,"
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"who wakes up one morning with a plan,"
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