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Clips from South Park - A Song of Ass and Fire (S17E17)

"What's the matter, Scott?"
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"I told you, I have to eat every two hours!"
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"that's gonna happen in Game of Thrones."
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"but Stan is still the nuts and balls of their operation."
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"Did you know that Stan's dad is working a temp job"
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"Stan with somebody on the inside to help him get his PS4s?"
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"Hi, is Kenny home?"
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"and agree that PlayStations are better, she'll consider it."
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"once in a while, okay?"
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"What you started is way out of control."
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"You're outnumbered ten to one,"
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"How will you win?"
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"is probably shriveled from the cold."
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"Eric, right?"
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"Uh, it's "my Lord Wizard King," actually."
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"Oh, I certainly don't want to step on your toes."
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"The rest are simply there to help us"
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"How's it feel?"
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"and it's not even gonna be a fight."
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"to make the fight more even."
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"Hai."
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"[somber music]"
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"[speaking Japanese]"
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"[dramatic choral music]"
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"Whoo!"
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"[cell phone rings]"
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"- Aw! - What?"
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"This is going to be a fucking bloodbath, Tom!"
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"- # Wiener party, party party # - # Soft wieners #"
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"I heard there's a little trouble in, uh,"
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"and his wiener gently hangs down between his legs."
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"this is all about you and me getting Xboxes."
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"- What? - Come on!"
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"You have a strong influence over the rest"
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"What would they do on Game of Thrones?"
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"[dramatic music]"
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"Now, let me tell you, child,"
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"one dark and unforgiving,"
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"the other pure and filled with light."
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"At the dawn of war, I stand alone"
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"Mr. Ballmer,"
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"not some epic battle for a kingdom."
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"Butters-Butters, the key to our victory"
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"Please. It's urgent!"
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"but there's a young blacksmith"
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"He's diabetic."
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"Colorado's top rated brother-sister news team."
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"- Protect the princess! - Get out of here!"
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"Don't worry, I'm quite good at letting"
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"# Party party # # Soft wieners #"
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"Stop!"
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"Stop, please. I can't take any more."
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"Well, why didn't you say so? I can help with that."
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"# Princess Kenny #"
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"Tom, we have breaking news from the South Park Mall."
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"who thinks they're better than us,"
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"So what happens when the dragons show up?"
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"to the kids as well."
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"That doesn't even make sense."
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"Uh, hmm. What?"
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"Nothing!"
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"Clean that shit up."
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"Come on in, I'll tell you everything"
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"The princess bids your fat ass welcome to her kingdom"
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"[muffled]"
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"having to set up an Xbox Live account."
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"Yes, I think that will do nicely."
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"with the bravery of those mall security officers before us."
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"They're what?"
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"There will be medical tents, ambulances, face painting."
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"All right, stop, stop, stop!"
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"has shown up to try to make it even bigger."
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"The gods will find us a way."
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"# #"
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"Don't believe it!"
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"Okay, okay, fine, fine! What kind of pizzas do you want?"
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"Oh, here we go. 2217."
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"You know, I think we'll ultimately sell"
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"[groans]"
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"if we play along."
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"Our job is to report the news, not make it more violent."
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"But you are never going to be a real princess."
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"to win this war on Black Friday."
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"[dramatic choral music]"
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"there are more kids that wanna go with PS4 on Black Friday."
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"It's the morning news with Tom and Tammy Thompson,"
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"But you said they were on their way,"
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"Two can play at Kenny's backstabbing game."
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"# #"
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"How do they deal with the queen of dragons"
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"I seek audience with the traitor, Lady McKormick."
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"You really want to just game with Craig"
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"# #"
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"It's all headed to one device"
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"could both survive in this world, but that time's done."
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"and none other than Bill Gates himself"
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"No doubt a lot of people"
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"This is really just about you and me getting Xboxes."
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"We understand that you've donated some guns"
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"But this one kid says that he's a wizard"
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"You said nobody would have to be grounded."
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"[dramatic choral music]"
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"Or maybe I should let everyone in the newsroom"
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"The princess says that if you want to change your mind"
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"and to give you the powers you need"
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"of the men, Lady McKormick."
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"You can't die!"
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"and a touch pad interface."
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"for winter is coming, and I am a princess."
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"with Sony offering a Brack Friday Bunduru."
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"Because he wanted to be a princess,"
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"If you are here for Black Friday,"
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"We're not on mall property."
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"until midnight on Thanksgiving."
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"You sound ridiculous."
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"Who's George R.R. Martin?"
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"Fine, Sir Kyle. Perhaps you're right."
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"Who's playing dirty now?"
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"You're gonna have to walk slower than that."
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"of our young, hot lives-"
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