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Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - Gryzzlbox (S07E07)

"It's impossible."
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"Whoa!"
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"The robots have come for us."
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"Hey, Leslie Knope!"
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"Why are you doing new dishes?"
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"Hey, you know what, dude?"
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"You gotta take your mind off of them."
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"It's a contract."
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"It came from the station manager where I do my show,"
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"I'll put all my energy into renegotiating your contract."
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"I won't even think about Lucy and Conrad"
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"I know I technically work for Gryzzl,"
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"Well, yeah, but I haven't opened it yet."
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"Two honey bears..."
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""Honeybear" and "Sugar Plum" are the special names"
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"Joe and I call each other."
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"Ooh! Joe Biden's book, "Biden the Rails:"
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"A thousand?"
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"This stuff is perfect for me."
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"Searching our texts and emails"
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"When they installed their free Wi-Fi in town,"
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"but I think I get the context, and I love it."
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"No, go away."
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"whenever I feel like yelling, I just take a deep breath"
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"- Gross. - Please talk to my interns."
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"and now I'm old and gross and directionless."
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"It's too late for me. I've seen too much."
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"Hello, everyone."
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"We are here today to discuss Gryzzl,"
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"They sent me a bunch of toy pigs dressed like movie stars."
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"That's my private hobby."
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"except now all of you people."
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"This is actually Ham-uel L. Jackson"
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"from the movie, Pork Fiction, it's extremely rare,"
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"and I am keeping it."
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"Now Miley and Haley know I like to read."
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"I like their phones, but they've gone too far"
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"sending this stuff to our houses."
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"So wait, you guys are not against us on this?"
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"We're not against you on this."
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"Finally, after months of searching for a way"
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"The town is behind us, Donna is on our side,"
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"Oh, yes, of course."
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"and "Waterpark Vomit Chain Reaction.""
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"because that's our next topic."
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"that lets Gryzzl track their every move,"
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"I've spent a fair amount of time"
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"with Gryzzl's high-priced lawyers,"
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"and they do seem to, as they say,"
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"Hey there, homies, I'm Roscoe."
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"We love Gryzzl, and we would love to see how it all works."
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"Talk about why you're here,"
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"Uh, you, what brought you here?"
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"Okay, that doesn't help me."
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"Let's take a walk, Jen."
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"And you put farts in my lunch."
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"Puppy Army, attack!"
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"What? No!"
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"Another mystery solved!"
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"We'll be right back after this with some more Johnny Karate."
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"Okay, that's lunch, everyone."
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"Right. Okay, here's what we're gonna do."
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"I'm gonna upgrade the parking spot."
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"Get the hell out of my office, both of you--"
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"It'll just screw up the rest of your life."
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"about our hopes and dreams for the internship."
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"Great! Thanks, Mike!"
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"Okay, this is GryzzlVibe."
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"whether you're using them or not."
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"This app uses facial recognition software"
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"to track your expressions."
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"Oh, hells yeah, dog-man."
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"medical records, blah, blah, blah,"
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"I mean, we might know you better than you know yourself, Leslie."
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"How did you know it was me?"
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"and, of course, we face-scanned you when you came in."
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"Just 'cause we're competing for the Newport land"
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"that there's nothing scary about Gryzzl."
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"and anticipate what they're about to do."
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"we will have the guests that have been booked"
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"The defendant, Gryzzl Vice President"
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"We have public opinion on our side,"
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"Check out the page I marked."
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"Yeah, "Gryzzl is not allowed to collect and use customer data"
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"It says here they can gather and use"
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"It's my fault."
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"Is Star Wars the one with the little wizard boy?"
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"unlimited Mike and Ikes from the vending machine,"
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"500 whats?"
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"We own the rights to Johnny Karate"
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"But I invented the character."
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"If we can't get the rights, I'm gonna walk."
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"I have six Lower Great Lakes Emmy Awards."
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"for this city, it's all a wash now."
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"Everyone's gonna hate me again."
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"This is not your fault. Ron, talk some sense into him."
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"a legally binding document,"
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"Les."
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"Yes, can you tell me where Jennifer is?"
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"I convincer her to quit."
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"Martha Stewarts apron line,"
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"Recently, I've been feeling"
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"Jennifer Love Hewitt."
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"You're lucky to have worked here,"
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"no matter what you want to do with the rest of your life."
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"Now Leslie, I understand that what you've brought"
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"but rather a symbolic box of allegations."
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"Whoa! That's a serious allegaysh, homie."
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"you don't have to use our shizz."
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"it's a necessity for everyone."
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"And I think you do know that data-mining isn't chill,"
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"because you snuck it into the 27th update"
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"You should be upfront about what you're doing"
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"There was an opening"
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"- and I just feel like-- - Oh, God."
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"Every week, you could come once a week, and it's free."
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"Okay, okay, fine. J-just stop!"
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"If there's something that you want badly,"
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"you just have to believe that it's gonna work out."
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"Hi."
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