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Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - Leslie And Ron (S07E07)

"Sorry, Ron. Doors are locked."
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"and the automatic timer won't go off until tomorrow at 8:00 a.m."
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"Guys, this is insane, okay? Let us out."
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"It's the series finale."
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"Good luck, you guys. I really hope"
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"Okay. Think. There must be a way out of here."
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"I don't think there is."
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"I would rather bleed out than sit here"
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"We'll just wait a few minutes, turn on this monitor,"
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"and then we'll tell Ben"
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"and everything's fine now."
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"at a ridiculous science-fiction scenario."
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"I will not let you lie to them."
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"What if we have an emergency and have to get out of here?"
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"Drip. Drip. One word, and this is over."
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"You guys, Ron loves plastic."
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"Jackpot."
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"But I am not going to play your choice."
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"I have to buy a new toaster"
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"No? Okay, next verse."
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"what would you like to talk about?"
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"Three years ago, I accept a job at National Parks."
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"is "Zombie Teenage Biker Gang Pizza Jamboree.""
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"LESLIE: That is the last time you and I see each other for more than five minutes."
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"One week later, I return from a trip,"
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"Oh, for God's sake."
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"I hear about Morningstar,"
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"That's not the point."
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"and you didn't have the guts to tell me yourself."
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"is not the whole story of why I left."
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"Sorry,"
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"Ron, come on!"
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"so the post office knew your address?"
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"How many more questions are you going to ask me?"
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"Detonator."
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"The partially defused Claymore mine you gave me 10 years ago."
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"There's no cursing in the Constitution."
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"LESLIE: Congratulations, Ron. You've been doing an explosive job!"
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"This is my job application from when you hired me."
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"But here's the thing. I've never read it."
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"The beginning of the whole shebang."
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"not something complicated like a wooden sailing ship"
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"I forgot what I wrote. Can I hear it?"
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""and it is possible that we would murder each other.""
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"You forgot the last sentence."
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"(LOUD THUD)"
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"Did you hear that?"
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"Please, Mr. Janitor."
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"And that's what I don't get."
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"Okay, that doesn't make any sense."
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""is basic nonsense."
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"(CHUCKLES)"
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"That was one of your top-10 tirades, I'd say."
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"You were pounding your fist and shaking."
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"You called me a heartless thug."
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"Ron,"
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"look how far we've come. We're doing so great."
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"No, Ron! God, no!"
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"Apparently, Craig is studying yoga."
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"Well, you look great."
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"You have tried every possible means of escape."
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"Spill it."
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"or else we're gonna be waiting forever,"
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"and they need us in Washington to prep."
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"Meet me at my car."
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"LESLIE: Oh..."
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"Oh, no. Ron, I stood you up for lunch."
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"and bulldozed the nurse's old house,"
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"We're sorry."
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"Yeah, good call."
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"No, whoever it is, I have zero interest in..."
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"Wow, this is very sweet."
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"The frame is the gift."
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"For the first time in my life, I am present-less."
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"to eat too much breakfast food."
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"RON: Why does anybody in the world ever eat anything but breakfast food?"
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"No. No. No."
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"We told security not to disturb you under any circumstances."
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"And I left a rusty hacksaw on the table."
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"(CHUCKLES) That's not... What? Is that true?"
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"If you guys can talk this out and settle your differences like grown-ups,"
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"turn it on and I will come to get you from my office."
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"Then, I am going to snap you in half."
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"you can work out your differences."
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"Think very carefully, son."
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"BOTH: Damn it, Terry!"
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"Ron, there's security wire in there. You'll slice your arm open."
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"heroically caring too much."
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"Why can't the problem have been"
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"Fine, I'll tell them that, for the past three years,"
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"who, despite being the only reason"
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"decided to ruin it, out of the blue, for no good reason."
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"That sounds good. Let's go with that."
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"I mean, the furniture, the pictures..."
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"or we can just sit here doing nothing."
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"I'll take that bet at any odds, for any amount of money,"
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"over any length of time stretching from now into infinity."
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"Talk to me. Talk to me. Talk to me. Talk. Talk. Talk."
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"And I'm gonna maintain eye contact the whole time."
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"(SINGING) Harry Truman was a guy"
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"This is awesome You're so stupid"
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"Do you want to hear it again, or do you want to talk?"
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"Peter Piper pee-pee poopy"
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"Oh, come on, Ron. We were friends for 10 years."
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"And I will do so using the most powerful tool known to man."
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"and your utter lack of interest"
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"Work proximity associate-ships."
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"Three months later, April comes to work for me."
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""Oh, well," I think to myself, "You know, it was only a matter of time.""
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"and attempt to have a rational discussion with you about it."
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"Ann lived there, Ron."
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"That is the house where April and Andy met for the first time."
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"This building is a monstrosity."
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"And what's it called? "Morningstar?""
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""We live at the Morningstar."
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""That's so posh and hibbley-fibbley-gibbley.""
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"The park you built is nice and people want to live next to it."
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"That's not the whole story."
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"Why then? What was the reason?"
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"due to a health code violation?"
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