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Clips from The Big Bang Theory - The Line Substitution Solution (S09E09)

"Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding!"
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"♪ The Big Bang Theory 9x23 ♪ The Line Substitution Solution Original Ai"
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"Did you guys see there's an Avengers screening?"
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"Joss Whedon's gonna show some deleted scenes"
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"and do a question and answer session."
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"When's the screening?"
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"so we should probably get there early and wait in line."
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"Let's do it."
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"Oh, bad news."
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"so looks like none of us can go."
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"You do realize we're allowed to have fun without you?"
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"You're really going without me?"
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"It's not a big deal."
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"and we'll save a spot in line for you."
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"You don't have the authority to save places in the line."
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"People do it all the time."
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"You know the golden rule of line etiquette:"
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"“No cuts, no buts, no coconuts.”"
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"there are apps now that'll let you hire people to do stuff"
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"like errands and wait in lines."
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"People are actually waiting in lines as a job?"
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"Boy, makes me feel better about my life."
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"And now I feel worse again."
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"I'm not surprised Leonard chose to avoid picking me up."
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"He's battled intimacy issues his whole life."
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"Does he have difficulty maintaining erections?"
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"Let's talk about you."
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"You don't have to avoid having intimate conversations with me."
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"but maybe we start with our favorite books"
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"and work our way up to my husband's sex organs."
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"Very well."
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"Um, does Pottery Barn, Spring count?"
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"and I acknowledge I can be an intimidating person."
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"So what can I do to make this process easier for you?"
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"Uh, for starters,"
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"And how does it make you feel"
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"when I psychoanalyze everything you say?"
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"Uncomfortable."
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"That was a joke, dear."
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"Oh. Sorry."
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"Didn't know you made those."
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"mother-in-law-daughter-in-law dinner tonight?"
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"So just the two of us?"
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"Or I invite a few girlfriends,"
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"just sent a chill right down my spine."
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"Hey."
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"You're not Sheldon."
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"Hold on."
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"No, it's not like that."
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"There's a long line he'd rather stand in."
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"So what are we doing? Old Navy, Build-A-Bear?"
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"We're not going shopping together."
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"And Sheldon gave me money for a hotdog on a stick."
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"We've waited in a lot of lines together, haven't we?"
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"Remember when we camped out"
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"Stuart, what are you doing here?"
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"Where do you get off sending me"
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"to shop with your girlfriend?!"
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"You were happy to do this when I hired you."
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"Oh, I'm not upset with you, but Amy's pretty bent out of shape,"
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"so she hired me to let you have it."
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"Well, I suppose turnabout is fair play."
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"You know, just when I think"
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"we revert to our old patterns"
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"why didn't he just say so?"
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"Maybe he couldn't get a word in edgewise."
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"I'm sorry, I've been going on and on."
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"Oh, it's all right, dear."
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"Sheldon has a brilliant and complicated mind."
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"It's understandable that being in a relationship with him"
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"could be trying."
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"I called him “babe” once."
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"He asked me to get a drug test."
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"You're an extraordinary woman. Thank you."
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"You know, she's my mother-in-law."
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"Why can't I bond with her like that?"
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"who she doesn't."
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"Do you realize it took me five years to get a massage from him?"
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"Oh, well, that still could be a big step for Sheldon."
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"Three minutes."
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"And he used a kitchen timer."
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"I felt like a soft-boiled egg."
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"You know, being in a relationship with Leonard"
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"Sheldon says he's sorry."
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"You look like an idiot on that thing."
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"Sticks and stones may break my bones,"
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"I said, “Sheldon says he's sorry.”"
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"You think it's time you apologize to her yourself?"
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"I suppose so."
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"But if I get out of the line, I'll lose my spot."
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"I'm happy to hold your place till you get back."
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"Consider it my way of getting more of your money."
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"You're a good man."
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"is the number three sales rep"
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"at our pharmaceutical company?"
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"Oh, I didn't realize you two work together."
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"Well, we don't exactly."
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"Oh, what are you currently developing?"
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"Some exciting new anti-anxiety drugs."
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"Oh, was it, uh, Dr. Jenofski?"
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"I just saw his TED Talk!"
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"It was."
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"Let's get back to Penny."
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"Hey, weren't you telling me"
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"something great about your company car?"
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"Um..."
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"It has seat warmers."
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"Amy! Amy!"
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"Amy! Come in."
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"Hello, everyone."
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"I'd love to chat, but there's a line"
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"Step one-- an admission of wrongdoing."
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"Amy, I was wrong. Step two--"
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"a promise never to repeat said action."
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"Amy, that action will never be repeated, and that's a promise."
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"Step three-- an earnest request for forgiveness."
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"Amy, I hope you can forgive me."
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"And I hope you do it right now,"
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"'cause there's an Uber waiting downstairs,"
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"and I don't want to repeat this apology nonsense"
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