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Clips from The Big Bang Theory - The Line Substitution Solution (S09E09)

"with my driver Ganesh."
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"Fine."
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"Oh, thanks! You're a peach!"
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"Beverly, we'll catch up soon."
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"Bernadette, it was a pleasure as always,"
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"Penny, you have spinach in your teeth."
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"Since the airport, dear."
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"You can't make me feel bad."
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"Yeah, I've learned that if you never say you're sorry,"
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"the times you do really puts them on their heels."
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"Anyone else need anything before I go?"
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"That's mean. Five."
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"just let me know."
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"Did you see that?"
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"No, it's not fine."
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"We'll get in either way."
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"What if every person in front of us lets someone cut?"
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"We'd still get in."
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"Still get in."
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"We'd still get in, but first I'd hit you"
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"over the head with his stick chair."
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"Uh, uh, I couldn't help but notice"
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"It's cool."
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"But this line is first-come, first-served."
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"Not “show up tardy and nevertheless be first served”."
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"Uh, who made you line monitor?"
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"Mrs. Wunch in fourth grade."
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"Boy, I wish I could say no."
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"Or a short way very slowly,"
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"I'm preparing to write a book on high-achieving couples,"
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"Oh, sure."
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"You know, Bernadette's husband is a former astronaut."
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"Really?"
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"Do you think he would be interested"
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"in being interviewed as well?"
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"Sometimes I hear him pretending to be interviewed"
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"when he's alone in the bathroom."
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"Um, you should probably talk to Penny, too."
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"About what?"
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"This is ridiculous."
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"a connection with you all day,"
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"and clearly I'm getting nowhere."
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"Well, are you seeking a connection"
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"or just some form of validation?"
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"What I was seeking was some sort of friendship."
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"My intention was never to insult you."
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"You've been doing it all day!"
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"Do you even know what an insult is?!"
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"Well, it's not a clinical term."
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"But one example would be your marrying my son,"
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"the wedding was taking place."
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"with rule-breakers and line-cutters?!"
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"The Avengers are rule-breakers!"
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"They work for SHIELD,"
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"Do you work for a sanctioned department"
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"At a little place called the DMV."
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"He's got him there."
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"The D even stands for department."
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"Excuse me, can I please"
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"Who here takes issue with this person cutting the line?"
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"Well, what a sad state of affairs!"
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"That you've all been so ground down"
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"by life, you don't even notice when someone disrespects you."
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"and it's not because of your chair."
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"You know, right now, at the back of this line,"
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"there's a movie fan like you"
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"Yeah, well, 61 years ago,"
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"there was another person at the back of the line"
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"and her name was Rosa Parks."
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"Okay, you may have to pretend you're black"
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"to get us out of here."
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"and stand up for ourselves!"
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"And-and I realize that she stood up by remaining seated,"
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"but now is not that time to enjoy the irony of that."
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"Now, I ask you again."
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"I most certainly did not."
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"I saw you."
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"and then when I arrived,"
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"he left, so what you saw, my good woman,"
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"was “swapsies”, not “cutsies”."
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"Who here takes issue--? Well, stop moving!"
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"He's gonna get in!"
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"This isn't right."
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"You did everything you could."
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"To be honest, I'm surprised you cared about the wedding at all."
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"Not getting invited to my own son's wedding"
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"is difficult to ignore."
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"I know how you feel."
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"She didn't invite any of us."
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"It was spur of the moment!"
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"But we did get to see a live stream of it on the Internet."
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"I could've watched it on the Internet?"
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"So if we would have asked you to come to Vegas"
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"But an invitation would've been nice."
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"You really think we made a mistake?"
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"Well, um, how about this?"
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"Leonard and I could have another small ceremony."
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"I would find that perfectly acceptable."
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"You guys saw it! We bonded!"
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"You doing okay? You've been in there a while."
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"I'm fine. Be right out."
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"Don't you think once an astronaut leaves the planet,"
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"he's a hero to all the nations of the Earth?"
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"Okey dokey."
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"I think I have time for one more question."
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"Pi."
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"What are you guys doing? Oh, well,"
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"I'm sorry, who is Mike Drop?"
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"Oh, hey, Penny, do you want to go to the airport"
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"“Creepy old dude from Dancing with the Stars.”"
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"Oh, well, I have a few questions for him"
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"about the last Avengers movie... and a whole lot of answers."
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"Go shopping with Amy,"
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"Uh, you know what, enough about Leonard."
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"Well, I'd actually like for us to be close,"
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"He paid you to get out of spending time with me?"
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"who love the show as much as we do."
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"Sheldon, you are the most inconsiderate person"
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"Yes."
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"Bernadette, I'll give you five dollars to slam the door."
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