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Clips from The Big Bang Theory - The Line Substitution Solution (S09E09)

"Yes. Yes."
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"Yes."
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"Kardashian."
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"Khloe?"
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"See, I remembered"
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"because if it looks like Kim it's Kim,"
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"Oh."
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"that's a Venn Diagram, and I remember because"
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"it would be a good chance for you to bond."
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"but you are smarter than ever."
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"That is very mature of you,"
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"All right, back to learning. Okay."
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"♪ Then nearly 14 billion years ago expansion started... Wait! ♪"
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"♪ That all started with a big bang ♪"
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"Penny's busy with my mother, so I'm in."
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"Amy's making me go shopping with her later,"
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"In fact, that's usually the trick to it."
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"Uh, I'd say by 3:00."
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"Some of these guys make over $20 an hour."
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"Didn't even make it out of the parking lot."
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"What would you like to do while you're here?"
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"Dear, I'm a psychiatrist."
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"What's the last book you read?"
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"Penny, it's only natural to want your mother-in-law to like you,"
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"maybe you can not psychoanalyze everything I say?"
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"I get paid either way."
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"Can you understand why I might be annoyed right now?"
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"Look, lady, I just work here."
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"for the Doctor Who panel at Comic-Con?"
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"Waking up, wondering which one of those fans stole our wallets."
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"I have ever met in my entire life!"
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"Why-why are you upset with me now?"
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"You're darn right it's fair play, you selfish jerk!"
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"we're making progress in our relationship,"
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"I mean, if he didn't want to go shopping with me,"
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"Well, I do admire your resolve."
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"Amy's with Sheldon who she loves like a son."
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"also comes with its challenges."
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"Well, what can you do?"
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"Maybe it's Sheldon, here to say he's sorry."
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"I would have done it for three."
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"Boy, all this standing's making me tired."
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"Is everything smoothed out with Amy?"
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"Uh, no, she's still pretty mad."
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"Oh, well, that's laying it on a little thick."
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"You would do that?"
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"So, Beverly, did you know Penny"
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"I'm a microbiologist for the research team."
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"I just attended a lecture on pediatric anxiety."
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"Amy?"
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"You look like you come with a kickstand."
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"Hmm, maybe not. Leonard?"
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"they just left the probe in?"
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"I'm back."
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"You made it."
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"He's just joining his friends; it's fine."
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"We're near the front of the line."
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"What if each of those people let someone cut?"
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"But then each of those people let someone cut?"
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"It's not cool."
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"If there were reserved seating,"
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"and we all had tickets, that would be fine."
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"And my slogan was “a line that's straight"
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"is a line that's great”""
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"Well, he's come a long way."
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"so it feels like a long way."
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"and I would love to interview the both of you."
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"Okay, you know what?"
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"But at this point, I'll take you not insulting me to my face."
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"and not inviting me or even telling me"
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"Okay, good example."
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"of the U.S. Government?"
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"As a matter of fact I do."
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"see a show of hands?"
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"Told you."
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"Why should we listen to you? You cut the line yourself."
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"If you're feeling dizzy,"
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"Excuse me, I paid someone to wait in line for me,"
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"No, I could've done more."
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"Thank you."
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"to see us get married, you would've come?"
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"No, I would've said you're making a huge mistake."
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"At the time I did."
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"so... perhaps I was wrong."
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"You know, if you're interested."
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"She would find it"
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"Am I an American hero?"
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"Helium."
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"Taylor Swift."
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"Yes."
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"More specific."
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"Yes!"
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"if it looks kind of like Kim it's Kourtney,"
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"and if it looks nothing like Kim it's Khloe."
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"I thought to myself,"
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"“Venn is he gonna stop talking about this diagram?”"
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"we decided to use our breakfast time"
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"to expand our respective knowledge bases."
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"Oh, let me try."
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"Okay."
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"Hmm, atom of hydrogen, Adam of Maroon 5, mic drop."
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"with me later to pick up my mother?"
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"No problem. Hey, Penny,"
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"um, since you're already gonna be at the airport,"
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"do I need to go?"
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"Why don't you want to get your mother from the airport?"
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"Well, I can do without the 40-minute car ride"
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"where she criticizes every aspect of my life."
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"She can cover it in a car ride?"
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"I could do 40 minutes on your posture alone."
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"your mother all by myself?"
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"Hmm, I just feel like"
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"Or a way for you to avoid her?"
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"I don't know what he's putting on those cards,"
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"Seriously?"
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"Yeah, you know what, she is my mother-in-law,"
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"and I'd like for us to have a good relationship."
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"so I'm gonna go ahead and say, “Suckah.”"
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"Oh, easy, Bill Nye the Science Guy."
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"Or as I know him..."
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