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Clips from Scrubs - My Boss's Free Haircut (S04E04)

"- Yeah? - I spoke to the groundskeeper."
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"Different Paul Newman. I asked. I'll wait here with you."
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"I'm fine down here in this giant, fresh, empty grave."
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"- Sir, the door was open. - I know. I just love doing that."
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"What now, grandpa?"
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"You are going to shut your yapper and listen for a change."
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"I got you pegged, sweetheart."
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"You're scared because if you try and fail, there's only you to blame."
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"Life is scary. Get used to it."
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"And then it seemed like Dr. Kelso wasn't only talking to her."
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"There are no magical fixes."
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"It's all up to you."
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"So get up off your keister, get out of here, and go start doing the work."
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"Nothing in this world that's worth having comes easy."
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"OK, here it goes."
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"This is so weird."
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"Sorry I haven't visited much. I've been kind of busy."
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"That's not true. Why am I lying to a slab of granite?"
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"I miss you."
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"That'll be $18."
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"Yeah, we don't do that anymore. You're paying."
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""Nothing worth having comes easy.""
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"Do you mind sitting here with me for a little longer?"
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"Keep it together, Elliot. Things could be worse."
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"if the screaming was really necessary."
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"Or the intern who's been on-call so many nights, she's hallucinating..."
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"Think they'll work it out?"
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"- Go home, Kathy. - Where did she get popcorn?"
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"No, it's true."
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"One thing I do know is when a woman wants her space, you give her space."
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"Do you realize two years ago this Sunday my mom died?"
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"But nothing's as sad as a dermatologist that's been paged,"
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"and validate his most ridiculous of career choices."
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"I'm honestly tempted to wrap you around a baseball,"
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"Fine. You want me to take a patient, I'll take a patient."
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"- What's on? - Who cares? He called me a guy."
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"Gotta go."
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"Too hard! What is going on with Turk?"
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"Yeah. It's like she stores everything up until my cheeks hit the seat."
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"Hey, friend. I switched shifts so we could hang out tonight."
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"Maybe because I graduated first in my class at Stanford in 1972."
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"Especially since Turk needed to blow off some steam before meeting with Carla."
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"You know Carla likes it when you speak from your heart."
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"- Since we doing it for Carla... - For Carla!"
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"Hey, Elliot, do me a favour."
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"What do you mean, say "hooch"?"
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"- It was J.D.'s fault. - How come Turk hasn't called?"
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"Like some sort of crazy, hassle-free dream."
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"Nope. See you in the O.R. Tomorrow."
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"If you even want to have an outside chance of reaching someone nowadays,"
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"you damn sure better speak from your heart."
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"Thank you, Perry."
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"Well, missy, let me break this down for you Bobbo-style."
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"I don't really know what to say."
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"You know what? Never mind."
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"You can never truly capture the past."
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"I'm not paying. I'm a doctor."
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"I'm trying to get there, Turk. I'm just not there yet."
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"All right. You take all the time you need, OK?"
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"Won't happen again."
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"- One in five people have it. - Stop doing that!"
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"tokers, smokers, and jamokers, whatever the hell jamokers means."
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"Hadn't heard that one."
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"Yes. Now this condition is not that rare."
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"Remember when being a doctor meant people would look up to you?"
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"People used to give me cards and gifts"
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"OK, bye."
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"- What if it's too hard? - What if it's too hard?"
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"You still have to try, because as a recently incarcerated doctor once said,"
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"Turk, you're not gonna believe this, but I don't know a lot about women."
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"Just seems like you could've said "beer.""
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"get a free haircut or a nice table at a restaurant."
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"You see a lot of sad things in a hospital."
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"Surprise!"
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"I wish I could talk to her about what's going on."
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"Carla, go."
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"He'll come as soon as he finishes burying Paul Newman."
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"Yeah, I'm having a gastric bypass."
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"I won't be there, but I'm sure it will be nice operating on you."
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"No matter how long, we'll get through this."
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"I'm really not comfortable with this kind of stuff."
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"A husband who asked his wife, after 36 hours of labour,"
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"I'm gonna die in a watery grave."
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"Let's do this!"
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"Oh, dear God."
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"We're your guest bartenders, we'll be here all night!"
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"This was my fault, so I was determined to fix it."
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"- Kids, don't fly out! - I'm going to hurl!"
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"Other times, it's a lot harder than you thought."
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"I'm sorry. I'm not really sure what's happening right now."
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"to help pound some sense into yourself."
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"It was nice hearing my mom's voice again."
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"Oh, my God, he's right."
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"Plus, last March, you got that hideous haircut."
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"I gotta get somewhere stat!"
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"every single time you leave the house."
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"How did you do that? Carla is just bottoming out."
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"And I am not kidding you."
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"Hey, Bob, what's shaking in Patientville?"
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"She'll create a diet and exercise plan"
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"and sometimes even a pie just for doing my job."
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"because I was a doctor,"
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"I gotta go."
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"I just know I really could've used you around this week."
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"Can you tell her I miss her too?"
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"Wait."
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"Hello!"
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"Is anybody there? Anybody?"
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"Hell, I never once got a speeding ticket."
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