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Clips from American Dad! - Crotchwalkers (S09E09)

"Radishes are looking healthy."
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"The day "okay" is good enough for this garden club"
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"We're co-presidents, Steve."
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"we're gonna need a tomato cage, stat."
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"To the gardening store!"
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"for our big performance. I know, right?"
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"Russian balalaika trios are gonna be the next big thing,"
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"Steve doesn't want anything to do with me anymore."
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"Steve is becoming a man, and one aspect of being a man"
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"Of course I'm right-- because I'm a man."
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"We're buying it."
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"We-we gave you all of our club funds to manage."
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"So I guess we have no choice but to steal it."
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"No, me!"
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"Hmm..."
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"Hayley, "maybe" means no."
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""testicular retreat syndrome.""
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"I've got bigger problems right now"
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"Stop! So what if I sound a little feminine?"
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"I-I'm in a gardening club!"
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"those bad boys out of there?"
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"'cause they're nuts!"
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"What? Oh, no!"
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"Aah! Ha-ha-ha!"
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"Oh, don't you worry."
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"You're gonna lock me in your closet!"
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"I'm not angry at you for stealing."
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"I haven't gotten caught in 20 years."
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"We? That's right."
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"♪ Why don't we steal away?"
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"♪ Why don't we steal away"
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"♪ Why don't you please me?"
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"♪ What you came here for"
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"♪ Why don't we steal away?"
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"He liked it!"
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"You play that gusli like a syphilitic babushka!"
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"You're both bourgeois mediocrities."
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"Fine."
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"a solo gusli sensation!"
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"From here on, consider this balalaika trio kaputsky!"
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"Thanks, Dingus!"
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"porcelain doll of JonBenet Ramsey..."
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"as an angel."
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"It's just like your regular fishbowl,"
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"I'm assuming from context"
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"'Cause we were in the middle of a storm-off."
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"'Cause it-it smells like you're..."
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"Look, this isn't just any heist."
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"Yeah, you're ready!"
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"while you run a reverse snatch-and-grab"
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"I think there's something wrong with this changing room."
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"Anything else I can help you with?"
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"No! Not the sweater fold!"
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"Skip the lecture."
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"we'll skyrocket to the top"
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"Yes!"
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"Thank God. I'm back to normal."
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"Ah, to hell with it."
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"Welcome to The Gash's infamous third-world sweatshop."
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"Hola."
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"I don't like the spunk in this one."
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"Seems like she still has some will to live."
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"I'll interview her alone."
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"Are-are you the one?"
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"Oh. That sucks."
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"could you take me with you?"
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"Steve?!"
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"Steve!"
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"I'll be sure to give a favorable report."
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"Aah!"
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"Seize them!"
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"♪ Good morning, USA!"
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"♪ The sun in the sky has a smile on his face ♪"
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"♪ And he's shining a salute to the American race ♪"
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"♪ Good... ♪ Good morning, USA"
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"Strawberries have their seeds on the outside. That's good."
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"Zucchini appropriately phallic..."
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"inducing slight feelings of inadequacy."
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"What the...! These tomatoes are mired in the dirt!"
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"They're-they're in danger of getting ground rot!"
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"They look okay to me."
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"Then start acting like it!"
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"Oh, what nice tomatoes."
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"No, Mom, they're not."
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"What are you doing here?"
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"You're making me look uncool in front of the garden club!"
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"Gardening? Steve, that's one of my four things!"
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"And you and I haven't really done anything together in a while."
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"Can I join? Gardening is about creating"
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"something from nothing and watching it grow."
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"What would you know about that, Mother?"
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"Pfft!"
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"Anyway..."
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"Ooh, maybe I could drive you."
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"We could play car bingo!"
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"I'll let you smoke!"
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"I got to say, I'm all a-tither"
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"and we'll be at the forefront, raking in the rubles."
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"Then where's our audience?"
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"Relax. People will show."
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"I mean, we're the only game in town, right?"
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"I mean, it's not like there's anyone else in Langley Falls working their asses off"
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"to keep alive the orchestral folk traditions of tsarist Russia!"
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"Just made my own sandwich for the first time."
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"Awful. Just awful."
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"Mm. Mm."
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"What's your drama, Mama?"
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"We used to have so much in common,"
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"but now... Oh, it's all perfectly natural."
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"is having absolutely no interest in women."
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"I suppose you're right."
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"A man, Francine."
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"From my head down to my low-hanging..."
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"Ooh!"
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"Stan! Are you okay?"
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"This is some thick-ass gauge wire."
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"Barry, hand over the money."
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"I don't have any money."
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"But you're the treasurer."
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"I spent it all on dance moves!"
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