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Clips from South Park - Do the Handicapped Go to Hell? (S04E04)

""... into fire that will never be quenched.""
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"There is only one answer!"
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"As kids we must abandon this town of sin and start anew!"
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"It will be a long road, but at the end of that road is salvation!"
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"Friendly faces everywhere Humble folks without temptation"
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"I'm going down to South Park Gonna leave my woes behind"
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"Ample parking day or night People spouting, "Howdy, neighbour""
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"I'm heading on up to South Park Gonna see if I can't unwind"
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"So come on down to South Park And meet some friends of mine"
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"I walk hand in hand with Jesus Over at the park by where he lives"
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"What a friend I have in Jesus I can say that honestly"
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"He's not like all my other friends Who really don't care about me"
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"And now, Mr. Mackey will read his favourite psalm for us, Psalm 46."
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""God is our refuge and strength. " M'kay."
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"Hey, you guys, you want to know what my favourite psalm is?"
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""It's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a woman's separation."
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""God is in the midst of her. " M'kay. "She shall not be moved. " M'kay."
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"Wait, wait, wait."
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""It's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in the woman's...""
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"No, no, it's "separation.""
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""It's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a woman's...""
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"Boys, you are in church!"
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"Thank you, Mr. Mackey. Hello, everyone."
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"Today, we are going to talk about Hell."
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"Burning, searing flames, screaming, torture."
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"All sinners are there in misery, dying over and over and over."
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"If you be cast down into this black bog of stench, then woe is thou."
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"For Satan has made it the most miserable place in the universe."
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"- Everybody loves a hookie-lau - I do"
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"Are we going to the hookie lau?"
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"Everybody loves a hookie-lau"
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"All the ama ama come swimming to me"
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"Are we going to the hookie lau?"
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"The hookie, hookie, hookie, hookie hookie-lau"
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"Lookie, lookie-lau"
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"Yeah!"
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"See you, Gary. Thanks for coming. Oh, bye, Marsha."
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"- Oh well, maybe next time. Great luau. - Bye."
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"- Chris? - Yeah?"
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"No, but there's still some boxes coming from the movers."
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"Oh, okay, thanks. Oh, that must be them now."
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"Hello, Satan."
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"Where was I gonna go? Detroit?"
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"Oh, no. Oh, God, no."
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"A place of everlasting agony and pain."
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"If this does not change, I promise you,"
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"you will all be going to the black pit of Satan's world!"
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"- So we don't burn. - Yeah. I'll see you later, Mom."
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"Hell is a very real place, Mr. and Mrs. Marsh."
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"I'm trying to save their souls and the souls of everyone in this town"
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"I don't want to talk to you, Saddam."
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"This isn't what I need in my life right now."
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"Yeah. Yeah, it's just the movers."
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"I know our relationship wasn't perfect. Okay?"
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"to give you what you needed. But I've changed, Satan."
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"Oh, like I haven't heard that before."
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"Come on, can't we just go out for a burrito?"
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"Who? Screw him! He can't pound your ass like I can!"
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"- Good-bye, Saddam. - Wait, wait, I'm sorry."
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"But, Satan, you can't deny what's between us."
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"You can try, but you know we belong together."
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"My life is good now, Saddam."
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"And I'll be teaching you so that you can all receive your first communion."
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"What if we haven't really done anything that horribly bad in our lives?"
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"It doesn't matter, because we are all born with original sin."
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"Now let me explain how communion works."
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"The priest will give you this round cracker,"
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"and he will say "the body of Christ," and then you eat it."
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"- Jesus was made of crackers? - No."
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"- And said, "Eat this, for it is my body." - So we won't go to Hell"
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"- Well, what are we eatin' then? - The body of Christ."
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"No, no, no. I get it. Jesus wanted us to eat him."
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"But he didn't want us to be cannibals,"
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"so he turned himself into crackers and then told people to eat him."
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"- No. - No?"
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"I can't whistle if I eat too many crackers."
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"Look, all you have to know is that when the priest gives you the cracker,"
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"- You eat it, okay? - Okay."
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"And then you will drink a very small amount of wine,"
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"- For that is the blood of Christ. - Oh, come on now!"
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"- This is just getting silly! - Eric, do you want to go to Hell?"
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"No. Because before you can take your first communion,"
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"So I want you all to go home tonight,"
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"you've been acting strange all night."
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"- What's up? - Nothing, why?"
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"Come on, Satan, you know you can tell me anything."
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"Saddam showed up today."
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"Wasn't ready for that."
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"- And he still loves me... - I thought you killed him."
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"Yeah, well, where was he gonna go, Detroit?"
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"Do you still love him?"
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"- No, Chris. - It's okay if you do."
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"Well, I mean..."
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"Of course there's a part of me that will always love him."
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"You know what I think we should do?"
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"Saddam is... crazy."
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"I know he's got the whole bad boy thing going."
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"I think that's what you were attracted to."
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"Oops. Oh, butter nuts!"
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"Okay, let's see. Oh, yeah, there was the time we threw a fish"
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"into the bus driver's hair, and she didn't find it for seven days."
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"Sister Anne told us we have to confess all our sins,"
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"or else we're gonna go to Hell."
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"- What? - Have you confessed all your sins yet?"
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"- He doesn't have to confess his sins. - Oh, good, I don't?"
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"- You are, too! - Dude, this lady told us"
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"that if you don't confess all your sins,"
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"and you don't eat crackers and drink wine, then you go to Hell, period."
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"You guys! You guys! We just thought of somethin'!"
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"What, Butters?"
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"No, I mean poor Timmy's gonna go to Hell."
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"He can't confess his sins 'cause all he can say is his name."
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"Timmy!"
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"Oh, man, we can't let Timmy go to Hell. We have to do something."
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"I don't know."
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"I don't know what we're gonna do."
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"I don't know what I'm gonna do."
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"but my life is so much better now with Chris."
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"But there's just something about Saddam"
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"I'm just gonna have to not see Saddam,"
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