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Clips from The Simpsons - Lisa the Beauty Queen (S04E04)

"Good thing."
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"[ All Fawning ]"
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"And now it's time to name our runner-up..."
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"who, if the winner doesn't fulfill her duties-- [ Muttering Incoherently]"
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"And don't say it'll never happen..."
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"because we all remember that thing with what's-her-name."
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"Click, click. You know."
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"Okay, the runner-up is..."
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"- [Cymbal Crash] - Lisa Simpson!"
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"Which means Amber Dempsey is the new Little Miss Springfield!"
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"[Applause]"
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"Coming up next, a new fad that's sweeping the nation--"
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"wasting food."
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"But first, let's join the new Little Miss Springfield, Amber Dempsey..."
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"as she helps open the Danish super-chain "Shop.""
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"Scott, everyone is here..."
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"from the mayor's illegitimate son to our own Duff blimp."
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"- Hi. Can I drive? - Well, I can't see the harm."
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"Oh, the humanity! Anyway..."
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"####[Fanfare]"
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"- [ Thunderclap ] - Nope. Metal."
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"[Man] Doctor, what is Amber's condition?"
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"Oh, she'll be fine. In fact..."
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"she's already won the Little Miss Intensive Care Pageant."
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"Here's your scepter. Oop!"
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"[ Laughing ] just kidding."
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"Here you go. Oop!"
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"[Wolf Howling]"
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"- [Wolf Whistles] - Hi, fellas."
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"As Little Miss Springfield, it's my pleasure to welcome you to America..."
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"## [ Minor Key]"
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"- What's the mayor's name? - Quimby."
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"And now, I wanna show you what you're fighting for, if there was a war on."
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"First, Tony Randall cancels. Now this."
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"- [ Yelling, Shouting ] - Hey, what gives here? This is bogus! Hey!"
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"Where do you think you're goin'? We want Miss Springfield!"
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"Hey, set me down at that boat show."
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"I'm gonna be riding on a pack of cigarettes?"
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"It's part of our new campaign."
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"Mmm, classy."
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"[ Gasps ]"
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"A lot of the people who smoke our product have been..."
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"well, dying."
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"And we need young smokers to take their place."
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"And we're thinking of retiring Menthol Moose."
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"[ Coughs, Spits ]"
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"Bless you, boys."
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"From now on, I will speak out..."
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"against the evils in society..."
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"from dog-napping to cigarettes."
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"[Lisa] Before I sing the national anthem..."
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"I'd like to say that college football..."
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"diverts funds badly needed for education and the arts."
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"Let's get out of here!"
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"[ Grunting Continues ]"
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"Gentlemen, we need to get Lisa Simpson out..."
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"and Amber Dempsey back in."
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"Is it okay if I open these potato chips?"
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"Take a look at our Little Miss Springfield's pageant application."
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"Roxy, bring in a bottle of champagne."
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"Lisa Simpson is no longer Little Miss Springfield."
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"She was stripped of her crown in a ceremony earlier today."
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"Well, that's obviously the wrong footage."
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"Uh, but it does seem the father of the deposed beauty queen, Homer Simpson..."
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"filled out the pageant application incorrectly."
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"In the area under "Do not write in this space," he wrote, "Okay.""
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"If it wasn't for me, you'd still be queen."
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"- You must hate me. - Dad, do you remember why you entered me in that pageant?"
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"- I don't know. Was I drunk? - Possibly."
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"If anybody wants me, I'll be downstairs at McDougal's."
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"Call the weekend guy. I don't care."
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"[Door Slams Shut]"
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"- [ People Chattering ] - Shh!"
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"Dad, do you think I'm ugly?"
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"To shut myself off from the world and never be seen by human eyes again."
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"Hey, nobody's prettier than my little girl."
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"She's about to bring out the big guns."
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"- Hey, hey! - Whoo-hoo!"
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"You know, I was just wondering how someone who works at an ice cream store..."
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"I've misjudged you."
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"## [ Singing ]"
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"[Barney Yelling]"
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"Ladies and gentlemen, Little Miss Springfield has been struck by lightning."
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"Actually, they're being deported."
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"[Man Over P.A.]And now, let's give a big Fort Springfield welcome..."
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"He's some golfer! His golfball spends more time underwater than Greg Louganis."
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"You see, Lisa, it's been an unlucky year for Laramie."
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"[ Grunts ]"
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"But the point is, you wanted me to feel better about myself, and I do."
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"- Really? - Uh-huh."
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"I'll do it."
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"## [ Singing ]"
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"- Aah! - Ha-ha!"
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"- Nope. - He sold his ride on the Duff blimp."
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"Dad, have you seen the girls they have in those contests?"
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"And who's your little school friend?"
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"I said step, pause, turn, pause, pivot, step, step..."
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"I don't wanna be a spokesperson for a cigarette company!"
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"Little Miss Springfield."
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"[ Gasps ]"
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"- Is that true? - Let's get 'em!"
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"- Are we done? - We are just warming up."
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"My name is Lisa Simpson, and I want to be Little Miss Springfield..."
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"[ Beeping ]"
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"D'oh! [ Screams ]"
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"[ Chuckling ]"
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"Dad, am I cute as a bug's ear?"
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"the maitre d' of glee, Krusty the Clown!"
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"Only $250 to enter."
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"- So you think I'm ugly? - No!"
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"- [ Chuckling ] - [Door Slams Shut]"
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"Whoa! Ooh! Aah!"
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"[Applause]"
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"- Who's watching the Kwik-E-Mart? - [ Both Gasp ]"
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"Yes! Judges, there's your queen."
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"[ Snoring ]"
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"uncool, real melvin."
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"[ Groans ]"
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"Her head is on a pike in the Chamber of Horrors."
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"[ Laughing ] just kidding."
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