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Clips from The Simpsons - Marge vs. the Monorail (S04E04)

"Homer, there's a family Of possums in here."
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"I'm going to see Mr. Lanley."
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"Mr. Lanley? Mr. Lanley?"
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"- How much did you see? - Uh, nothing incriminating."
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"- Good. - Well, bye."
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"I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville and North Haverbrook."
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"Is there a chance the track could bend?"
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"Is there a chance the track could bend?"
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"I call the big one Bitey."
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"- [ Screams ] - Excuse me, miss. You asked about the monorail?"
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"- Who are you? - My name is Sebastian Kobb."
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"Lanley hired me to build his monorail."
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"He cut corners everywhere-- bad wiring, faulty brakes."
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"And the celebrity on the maiden voyage was Gallagher."
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"This is all that's left..."
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"of one of the crappiest trains ever built."
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"Mr. Kobb, what can we do?"
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"You just better have a damn good conductor."
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"I locked my keys in there. Get a rock."
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"like the maiden voyage of a monorail."
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"Krusty, why won't you answer my calls? You've never even seen our son!"
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"[ Babbling ]"
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"Here's one of those loveable high-schoolers..."
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"from TV's Springfield Heights, 90210."
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"- Let's hear it for Kyle Darren! - [ Women Screaming ]"
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"And here's country singing sensation Lurleen Lumpkin..."
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"fresh from her latest stay at the Betty Ford Clinic!"
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"How about that, folks?"
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"[ Chuckles ] I'd say this vessel could do at least warp five."
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"[ Laughter, Applause ]"
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"And let me say..."
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""May the force be with you.""
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"- Do you even know who I am? - I think I do."
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"Weren't you one Of the Little Rascals?"
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"Mr. Lanley! Aren't you gonna ride the monorail?"
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"Little lady, I'd love to, but I have to catch a plane."
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"- The ride only takes a minute. - Yeah, well, my plane leaves in less than one minute."
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"[ Applause ]"
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"We're too late!"
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"I shouldn't have stopped for that haircut. Sorry."
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"- ####[Jazz] - [Chattering]"
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"Actually, you see, the doors on Star Trek were not mechanical."
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"We had a stagehand on either side..."
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"- who would pull the door open when he saw you approach. - Uh-huh."
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"[ All Screaming ]"
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"[ Whimpering ]"
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"[Female Computerized Voice] The lever you have pulled--brakes-- Is not in service."
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"Please make a note of it."
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"- How fast are they going? - [ Homer] Yikes!"
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"Well, judging by your husband's cowardly scream..."
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"- 180 miles an hour. - [ Homer] Yikes!"
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"Ah. It's making me dizzy. I'm gonna take a nap."
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"- All right, I'm in charge here. - Oh, run along, Quimby."
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"I think they're dedicating a phone booth somewhere."
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"Watch it, you talking tub of donut batter."
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"Hey, I got pictures of you, Quimby."
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"You don't scare me. That could be anyone's ass."
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"Now beat it! I'm calling the shots."
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"I think that sash is cutting off the air to your brain."
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"The town charter says that in an emergency, I run the show."
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"Well, we'll just see about that. Let's go to town hall."
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"- [ All Screaming ] - Hey, according to the charter..."
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"as chief constable I'm supposed to get a pig every month..."
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"- "and two comely lasses of virtue true." - Keep the pig."
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"- How many broads do I get? - Hey, hey, let go! You're rippin' it!"
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"- No, you are! - No, you are!"
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"- Let go. That's the charter. - [ All Screaming ]"
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"Wait a minute. We can just shut off the power!"
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"Solar power. When will people learn?"
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"A solar eclipse."
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"- The cosmic ballet goes on. - Does anyone want to switch seats?"
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"[ Cheering ]"
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"I did it."
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"D'oh!"
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"[Man Over P.A.] Folks, this is your captain speaking."
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"Oh, no. Oh, no!"
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"- There he is-- seat 3-F! - [ Yelling, Shouting ]"
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"Krusty wants out!"
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"- [ Marge Over Radio ] Homer? Homer? - Y'ello?"
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"Homer, there's a man here who thinks he can help you."
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"- Batman? - No, he's a scientist."
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"- Batman's a scientist. - It's not Batman!"
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"I think I have a way to stop the train."
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"I'll take that."
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"Now, separating Siamese twins is a long and costly procedure."
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"Huh?"
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"Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?"
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"I'm the best mono-thingy guy there ever was."
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"- You didn't do anything. - [ Chuckles ]"
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"and the 50-foot magnifying glass..."
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"Aah!"
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"- Whoa! - Aah!"
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"[ Beeping ]"
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"Either way, I'm sleeping good tonight."
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"Put on your virtual reality helmets."
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"- Get to the money! - Get to the money!"
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"I'm just saying we could blow all our money..."
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"All right. I tell you what I'll do."
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"- What's it called? - [ Together] Monorail!"
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"- ## [ All Singing ] - What's it called?"
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"## [ All Singing ]"
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"Sorry, Mom, the mob has spoken."
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"- [Door Closes] - I don't know why I leave this lying around."
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"I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville and North Haverbrook."
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"[ Alarm Blaring ]"
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"No such luck. It's solar-powered."
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"[Lanley Groaning, Yelling]"
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"and that escalator to nowhere."
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"Oh, and, uh, I'll take that statue of Justice too."
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"[ Gasps ] Oh!"
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