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Clips from The Detour - The City (S02E02)

"- N... uh... N... What is happening here? - I don't know."
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"I, uh... We're supposed to be moving in here."
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"Are you from the street?"
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"What's that supposed to mean?"
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"M... Uh, maybe I made a mistake."
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"Yeah, you did."
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"All right, guys, uh, slow your roll."
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"So send another truck. Badda boom, badda bing."
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"Unfortunately, we can't."
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"You see, we're just Tom, his cousin Ray,"
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"and a truck they bought together."
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"Yeah, I know, it's... Oh. Oh!"
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"You literally only have one tr... I'm sorry."
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"- I thought it was a folksy joke. - Oh, no joke, ma'am."
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"Bagel."
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"Would you... Don't yell."
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"Hey."
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"Little light reading for you, dude."
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"- This place is ours. - Slow down."
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"- And that is not you. - Oh, God."
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"Harris, don't take the lord's name in vain."
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"Oh, look who we have here."
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"Goddamn David Duke and his goddamn wife, Paula Deen."
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"We told management we weren't leaving."
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"We told Paddy we weren't leaving."
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"Well, it looks like you're gonna have to"
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"because this place is ours."
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"Then number is 9..."
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"Mom. Mom, come on, go. Come, come."
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"Were those people in the apartment when you saw it?"
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"You didn't see the apar... oh, my God. Nate."
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"You... You rented an apartment without seeing it,"
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"- and now we have squatters. - They do not look like squatters."
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"Well, it takes a squatter to know a squatter."
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"- You didn't squat. - Oh, boy, I squatted."
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"is to be like, "What are you talking about? We live here.""
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"Oh, no. No, I was bluffing."
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"Tenancy sufferance is a civil issue,"
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"Yoo-hoo."
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"There's no price tag on this."
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"Yeah, 'cause it's not for sale."
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"Well, if you don't label it, I'm gonna think it's free."
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"It's not free."
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"Then how much is it?"
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"It's not for sale."
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"Oh, you put the "stupid" in stoop sale."
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"- What the hell does that mean? - I don't know what that means."
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"Oh, hey, hey. Excuse me."
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"- Hey. - Gi... come on."
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"Get it, Nate. Get it."
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"God, you're so strong for such a..."
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"We're actually moving."
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"Can't you see the moving truck here?"
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"- Oh. Hey! - Nate!"
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"- Hey! - Nate, do something!"
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"What... What would you like me to do, chase down the truck?"
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"Yes, chase the truck down!"
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"I already got hit by a cab today!"
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"- You're fine. - I am not fine."
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"I can't feel... No, Nate! She's taking my foot massager!"
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"- Which one do you want me to get? - Both!"
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"I...Ch..."
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"- She needs it more than you. - Oh, God."
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"Agh!"
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"Get trucked!"
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"Oh, we're getting trucked."
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"We're getting trucked by squatters."
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"♪ I'm gonna hit this van ♪"
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"How am I doing?"
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"Oh! What did I hit? Did I hit a car?"
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"Just keep going."
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"It's too tight. It's not gonna fit."
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"Oh, where's that positivity?"
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"Positivity doesn't affect physics!"
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"- Why are you yelling at me? - I don't know!"
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"Yes! This is what I'm talking about!"
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"It attacks you!"
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"Thank you. That honking helps a lot."
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"You're just going along, you tink everyting's irie,"
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"and then bam, another problem comes along."
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"Everyting's what?"
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"Regina?"
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"It is you! Isn't it? Regina Alberta."
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"Of all the people to run into."
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"I think you have me confused with somebody else."
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"- No, it's you. - I need your help!"
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"- Hey, Nate, can you see me? - Can you see me?"
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"- No! - Then I can't see you!"
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"Oh, I get it. New life, new cover."
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"- Enough said. Enough said. - Okay."
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"But great to see you again, old friend."
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"And, uh, thank you for what you did."
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"Hey, my first New York asshole."
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"All right. Suits you well."
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"I'm here!"
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"She was my wife."
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"God, what is wrong with this city?"
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"It's nuts."
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"Stop honking!"
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"So, looks like we're gonna be"
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"living in the same apartment together, huh?"
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"What do you say? Split a room?"
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"I'm in."
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"What about you, fly boy?"
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"Is he okay?"
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"Oh, uh, name's Jareb."
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"With a "B.""
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"It's got ducks on it."
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"Uh, for her boobs... she wears a bra."
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"You guys aren't around people much, are you?"
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"Boobs. They d... they, well, they..."
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"They just stay put."
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"God, that's tight."
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"Nate, I think we made a mistake moving here."
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"No. Not the time for this conversation."
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"We don't have a place to stay."
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"Let's just pack up all of our stuff and go home."
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"And the kids start school in two weeks."
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"And what, then? I commute 10 hours a day?"
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"Okay, relax. Where's the fire?"
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