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Clips from The Detour - The City (S02E02)

"- Nope. Mnh-mnh. No. - Where are you going?"
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"I'm second-guessing this whole thing."
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"What? It's a little late for that."
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"That's what happens when you get a job elsewhere."
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"Was it?"
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"You've just never lived there. Okay?"
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"We just don't belong."
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"- We don't belong anywhere. - Exactly."
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"You think our neighbors hated us in Syracuse?"
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"Mom, we'll be fine. Relax."
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"Come on. We got to go."
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"I did a lot of bad things when I lived there."
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"We did bad things when we're young, okay?"
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"Okay, family vote."
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"Great family moment."
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"- What's the matter with you? Hmm? - I'm just..."
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"I'm, uh... You scared?"
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"Um..."
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"No. No, no, no."
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"Next one leaves in three hours."
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"Ohhh."
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"Sorry, folks. We're all out of cars."
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"How is that even remotely possible?"
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"Uh, it's Thursday."
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"You don't have anything smaller, do you?"
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"Afraid not."
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"You don't have any cars?"
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"So, that's a one-way to New York City."
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"Yeah."
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"Oh, boy."
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"You folks are gonna get trucked."
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"You guys are gonna get trucked."
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"Come on. How great is this?"
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"all within a block from where we live."
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"Hey, can I buy this hat? It's awesome."
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"- Why? It's adorable. - It's offensive."
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"Oh, no, no, no. No. Come on. It's... That's silly."
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"let me tell you a little something about"
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"what I learned while I was living here."
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"- You doing an accent? - Red lights are a suggestion."
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"I don't care. I'm gonna stay here,"
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"and I'm gonna wait for the white man."
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"What? Why? He uses that phrase all the time."
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"It's... It's not a big deal, dude."
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"What is that? Is that white?"
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"Yes. But that's not really the point."
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"- Is it a man? - Mm, could be a woman."
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"- It's a man. - Bald with slacks."
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"It's a man. It's a white man."
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"So quit being so sensitive, white man."
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"- It's not my sensitivity, okay? - Isn't it, though?"
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"It's everyone's sensitivity to..."
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"- No. - Hey!"
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"Excuse me? Oh, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no."
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"Yeah. Do you know what'd happen if you don't listen to the white man?"
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"just didn't want you to break the law. It's a thing he does."
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"- Who's law? Jim Crow? - No."
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"Do you know what chaos we'd be in"
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"if we didn't listen to the white man?"
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"Shh. Stop talking. Please."
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"Uh..."
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"Everyting far from "irie.""
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"No, Mom."
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"Mom, come. Mom, come."
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"- Come go. - I'm sorry. I'm sorry."
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"- Sorry. See? - No, they're fine."
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"- Whoa. - I'm good."
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"The white man tells you when to go, asshole."
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"So, what do we think of our new home?"
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"We're one of five apartments on one floor."
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"Oh, so we're poorer than we were. Great."
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"- Agh. - We're not poor."
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"This is so expensive."
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"- Nice. - What you moving, there?"
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"Hmm?"
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"Sorry, what'd you say?"
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"I said, what you moving, there?"
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"Bye."
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"Oh, so it's like that, is it?"
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"I'm nothing to you?"
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"- No. - I never said that."
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"- Okay. - Yeah, New York."
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"See you later."
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"maybe you'll have a little respect for the uniform."
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"- Oh. - Doorman."
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"- New York. - Right?"
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"- Yeah. - Classic uniform."
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"I...I'm s... You don't need the hat. We get that."
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"There he is."
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"- No. - Never again."
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"- As in bagel, right? - That's right. Yeah."
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"Listen. I didn't have time for an inspection."
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"I've been swamped with all this."
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"I'm sure they left it spick-and-span."
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"Great. Yeah, I got... got most of that. All right."
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"You need anything, I'm always here."
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"24/7. Seven days a week."
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"Wednesday through Sunday. 9:00 to 4:30."
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"That's most of the time. Okay, yeah."
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"- All right. Well, bye. - Good... good meeting you."
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"Did you get any of that? Nope. None of it."
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"Oh, God, what is that smell?"
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"It's called culture."
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"It's rotting fermented culture."
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"Can we be a little more accepting"
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"of all things different? Okay?"
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"Or else we're not gonna make any new friends."
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"Oh, I will. Five out of six people love me."
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"I keep track."
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"This will do it."
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"- Got it? - Yep."
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"- Is it stuck? - No, it j..."
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"You know, these old doors. They're... if I could..."
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"Can I help you?"
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"Mm-hmm."
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"Hi. I'm Delilah."
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"You like planes?"
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"Whoa. What was that?"
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"What was what?"
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"Who is it, sweetie?"
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