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Clips from The Detour - The City (S02E02)

"I thought that right away."
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"A mosquito's not an animal."
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"Um, all of them, Janice."
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"You two really pushed the boundaries of yes or no answers."
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"It's the sign on the store."
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"Yeah. How else would you get nuts?"
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"Uh..."
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"What's that? That's... That's having a stroke."
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"You look like a mental patient."
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"Are you... Oh. What are you, hanging yourself?"
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"- What is... No! - No, you ca..."
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"You guys are the biggest cheaters we've ever played with."
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"Oh, please, Janice."
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"I think you know a little more about"
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"What?"
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"I think we better call it a day."
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"God, I can't believe we're still living in a trailer park."
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"- Playing games on a Wednesday. - This sucks."
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"Good things happen to good people."
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"And who's better than us?"
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"- Nobody. - No."
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"When did you know?"
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"Oh, hi. How are you? I'm here to meet..."
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"I didn't wear one 'cause it's, you know, it's hot out, so..."
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"We can get you a house jacket."
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"House jacket. All right."
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"Cool. That's awesome."
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"It's like I won the Masters."
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"_"
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"Oh, it's... it's the house jacket."
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"- They said it was a rule. - Oh."
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"with the purchase of a $300 Scotch."
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"It's a manufactured-home community."
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"Ah."
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"19 months."
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"But then I called your old boss."
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"Oh."
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"And that's when I found out you were great."
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"He said that?"
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"Right. Right."
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"Why am I still here?"
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"'Cause I need a man like you."
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"That guy had no idea what he had in you."
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"You don't get mad at a wolf"
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"when it won't sit in your lap and eat bon bons."
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"I've always said that."
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"No, you haven't."
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"Sounds good coming out of your mouth."
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"I mean, it's just water."
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"you can... you can market those in an ethical way."
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"It's the most important substance on Earth."
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"You know what we need to do is make a, like, a pamphlet."
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"Boss."
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"Ooh, look at that. Embossed."
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"Oh! Shit!"
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"The words are right there. All you got to do is read them."
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"You look at that gobbledegook and see words?"
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"- Ah. - That's awesome."
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"Come on."
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"- Seriously. You're awesome. - Oh."
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"Isabel, get me a coffee."
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"Hey, Martin, where are those faxes?"
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"Don't apologize."
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"You're a wolf."
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"Ow-oooooh!"
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"See you Monday."
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"Yes, you will."
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"Yes, indeed."
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"Whoo!"
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"Yeah."
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"Of course I'm not sure. But what choice do I have?"
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"Uh, we're just gonna get him a whole new wardrobe."
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"Yes!"
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"- I didn't know you still had that. - Shh."
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"- Hey, Whispers. - Hm?"
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"I'm not bringing this on the plane with us."
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"Yeah, you are."
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"It's not gonna fit in the overhead."
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"It'll fit."
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"I'll buy you a new piece of scrap metal when we get there."
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"No, he doesn't. And we're gonna keep it that way."
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"You know that's half mine."
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"I could really use the money right now."
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"Yes. Oh, hey. But if you want to sell something,"
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"why don't you sell Nate's clothes?"
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"No, no, no, no, no. We already called dibs."
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"That's not how moving works, guy."
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"Y-you're-you're great. It's just..."
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"I could tell I wasn't really your type."
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"No, it's just..."
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"It's okay to admit you're not really into girls like me."
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"She means rednecks, dummy."
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"And neither am I."
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"New York is going to do us a world of good."
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"I cannot wait to get out of here."
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"You got your culture. You got your education."
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"I know. He's gonna love it."
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"- Yep! - Who's ready to get some? Huh?"
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"Ow-ooooooh!"
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"Ow-oooooh!"
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"So long, rednecks."
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"- Right. - Sucker, sucker."
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"- Well, just... - Right?"
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"Don't."
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"Upstairs. Come on."
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"- Whoo! - Get some."
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"Parkers. New York City."
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"First class."
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"- I know. - Huh?"
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"I know, honey."
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"I'm sorry, ma'am."
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"Um, it appears that you're on the no-fly list."
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"What?"
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"But unfortunately, you will not be able to fly with us today."
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"But it should be straightened out in about a year."
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"We're such losers."
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"Well, how do losers get to New York?"
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"Careful. It's important."
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"Hey, I don't think we should go."
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"Yeah, on a bus? No doubt."
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