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Clips from Bob's Burgers - The Laser-inth (S07E07)

"What do you know, she is doing hair."
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"Okay, whatever."
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"This place is a scream. I love it."
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"Gretchen, do you miss working with, like, real live people?"
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"Ah, screw live people."
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"(laughs)"
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"You get it. Anyway,"
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"I thought we could use my employee discount"
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"in the Special Girl restaurant."
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"Let me just finish giving this little lady a blowout."
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"She's going to an incredibly important sleepover"
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"this weekend. Right?"
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"Basically. Hmm."
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"What's that smell?"
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"It's like a skunk is smoking."
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"That's, uh, probably what it is."
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"Not anymore. I use a spray and a medicated collar"
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"I've also got, uh, tube socks."
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"And, uh, slap bracelets? Ouch."
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"Come on, Gene, let's go."
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"Ouch. You're really hurting yourself."
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"(chuckles) Gene."
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"No ins and outs. No exceptions. Understand?"
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"- (whoops) - I've got the need"
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"(gasps) It's adorable!"
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"- Yeah. Yeah, I was. - Mm-hmm. Yeah."
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"(chuckles) Yeah. Welcome."
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"- What are dinner dolls? - You need a doll to eat here."
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"or "Ma'am, that bathing suit needs a bottom.""
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"Not at all. But you know who likes funny jokes?"
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"Jillian! Her daddy's a circus clown in 1903,"
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"- (screams) - Okay."
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"Yeah, all the dolls come with a story like that."
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"Can I get some bread sticks?"
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"Is that going back to the kitchen?"
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"(electronic music begins playing)"
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"Zentipede!"
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"(rock music playing loudly)"
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"Ow! That's loud!"
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"What'd you say?"
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"Oh, God. (groaning)"
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"(wild screaming, rock music continues loudly)"
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"(screaming)"
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"Gene, are you okay?"
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"- Not that fast. - (groans loudly)"
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"Do you want to go back in or do you want to go home?"
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"Uh, it's your birthday, so..."
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"I-I won't enjoy the show if you're not enjoying it."
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"Okay, let's go home."
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"Or we could go back in"
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"and I could help you get through it,"
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"- 'cause it's just the beginning and... - (screams)"
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"All right, all right. Right, right. W-We'll go."
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"I know it's your birthday, but you didn't tell me"
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"that was going to be the loudest, scariest thing ever."
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"I was, like, 16 when I went."
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"11 is probably pretty young."
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"This is like when you let me watch Beaches all over again."
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"and then Kramer vs. Kramer."
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"- I was on a kick. - Ah!"
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"I mean, the music was pretty great, right?"
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"How could you tell? It was so loud."
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"Okay."
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"Who's General Inzanity?"
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"Yeah. The songs tell a story. It's a rock opera."
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"- which is dumber. - Beg to differ."
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"So, General Inzanity starts cracking down on rockers"
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"to rise up against General Inzanity."
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"♪ We don't need no bots ♪"
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"♪ Let my people rock ♪"
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"- ♪ We are not machines ♪ - (Bob mouthing along)"
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"Catchy."
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"BOB: Well, hold on. Let's do this right."
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"- Okay. - So, General Inzanity arrests the hero"
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"- Could happen. - BOB: And all day,"
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"GENE: Mm."
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"but instead, they get trapped"
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"And that's when The Rebel gets the idea"
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"It's, actually, it's-it's hard to describe."
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"but it changes you forever."
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"and peeing in my pants a little."
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"I'm not doing this for you."
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"I'm doing this for me. And you."
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"Now come on."
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"Let's get you started with those cinnamon buns you ordered."
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"It must've been one of the dolls."
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"Says so on her info card."
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"(mouth full): This better not show up on the check."
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"If my doll orders anything, could you warn me?"
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"- Now? No. - Oh, good, good, good."
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"- But now she is. - (screams)"
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"Okay, I'll give you ladies and your dolls"
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"They're not store dolls, they're dinner dolls."
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"They've accepted it. So should you."
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"Whenever that was."
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"Okay, I'll play. My doll's name is Suzie."
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"She was the first girl to wear glasses in public."
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"My doll keeps pulling her dress over her head. Stop it!"
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"How about yours, Tina?"
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"Yeah, tell us about Little Winky."
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"(chuckles): Ballerina? Whoa."
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"How do they come up with this stuff?"
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"to spy on the Russians.""
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"Ooh!"
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"What a weird, serious little doll."
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"Okay, her I like."
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"Really? Then maybe she could sit with you and Suzie. (chuckles)"
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"- Uh, okay. Sure. - Thanks. Thanks."
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"What are you doing down there?"
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"No ins and outs!"
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"We could be seat fillers"
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"Wait. What are you mad about?"
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"Tickets, socks or marijuana?"
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"No. No. What? I-I wanted to see if you have any more tickets for sale."
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"- Sure. - Then you can try watching from here."
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"- Yeah. Yeah. - Oh, man. I'm out of tickets."
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"Crap!"
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"All right, well, we gave it a shot, Gene."
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"(sighs) All right."
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"It's risky, but if you give me $20,"
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