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Clips from Bob's Burgers - The Laser-inth (S07E07)

"we'll get you into the laser show."
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"Okay, but how? We-we want to get in"
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"Wait. You just said $20."
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"On this paper, you'll find a phone number."
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"What's the pass phrase?"
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"One is cool, the other is not."
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"- Another word to the wise. - Mm."
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"The uncool Nick knows we do this,"
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"so sometimes he tries to sound cool,"
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"It's almost impossible to tell the difference."
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"Oh, my God."
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"I guess we'll feel it out. Thank you."
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"and for your dolls, our best"
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"She's watching the Russians,"
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"Well, Francine's getting discontinued,"
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"For these dinner dolls, it's different."
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"They get dinged up, so discontinued dinner dolls"
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"Yeah, it turns 'em into this shredded stuff."
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"Sometimes an eye doesn't get shredded,"
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"(laughing)"
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"Just sipping my wine."
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"- (line ringing) - GENE: You got this, Dad."
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"Uh, h-hello. Is this the concession stand?"
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"tell me about, uh, some of the concessions you have?"
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"- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - (quietly): Cool Nick or Uncool Nick?"
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"- (whispers): I can't tell. - Let me."
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""The moons of Uranus are on fire"?"
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"- Yeah, yeah. - Sorry, I forgot."
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"Sometimes I pretend to be two different guys named Nick"
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"just to mess with him. It's really boring here."
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"- Anyway, you want to get in? - Yes, please."
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"All right, meet me around back in three minutes."
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"- Bring 20 bucks. - I already paid the scalper."
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"If you're not there, I'm not waiting."
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"Oh. Yeah. That's far."
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"Dad, I... think we're gonna have to run."
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"- I think we're gonna have to. - (sighs) Okay."
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"So, walk first and build up speed,"
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"- J-Just start, I think! Just start! - Oh, God."
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"And they want to toss her into a doll shredder?"
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"Yeah, I shouldn't have said anything."
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"No! I mean, okay, I'm fine with it."
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"Uh, excuse me, waiter?"
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"Everyone good? How are the cinnamon buns sitting"
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"with those chicken fingers?"
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"Not great. Listen, how much would it cost"
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"to buy one of the dolls? Say, this doll right here?"
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"- Oh, one of the dinner dolls? - Yeah."
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"- Those aren't for sale. - Why not?"
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"Well, the Special Girl Corporation"
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"wouldn't sell a dirty old dinner doll."
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"- What?! - Ouch."
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"Oh, excuse me. There's a doll over there"
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"who's trying to get my attention."
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"on that Jet Ski I crashed seven years ago."
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"But maybe I can still help you out."
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"- That doll... she's a spy, right? - Yeah."
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"Huh."
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"Gene, that's... Never mind."
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"That must be the door. Did we make it?"
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"- Should we wear tank tops? - Maybe."
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"- What is that? - It's Pluto,"
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"- Oh. I guess they're throwing it away. - In my class, we pulled all the Pluto’s"
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"off our solar system models,"
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"and then stomped them into the ground."
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"Nick's not gonna wait."
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"Dad, help."
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"It's heading for the employee parking lot."
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"This is why everyone hates you, Pluto!"
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"- Go, go, go, go, go! - Hold the door!"
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"Gene, that was amazing!"
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"Thanks, Nick. Cool Nick."
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"I'm gonna miss you guys."
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"It sounds like they're at the part right before the climax."
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"- Uh-huh. - You okay?"
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"- Zentipede? - Zentipede!"
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"- Wait. - (rock music playing)"
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"(groaning)"
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"Gross. And thank you."
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"(rock music continues)"
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"so we got to sneak her to my salon station."
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"But the waiter said"
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"dinner dolls weren't allowed outside the restaurant."
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"Yeah, and he's been hovering."
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"Don't worry. I'll deal with him."
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"Can you pretty please box this up for us?"
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"That's the doll's food. That stays in the restaurant."
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"But could you pretend to box it up"
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"and bring it out and say, "Here's your boxes"?"
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"Get a Sabrina doll from the shelves up front."
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"a Sabrina headband and Sabrina shoes."
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"Pshh. I'll try."
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"BOB: Yeah! This is amazing!"
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"Zentipede!"
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"Thanks. Let me do your mop sometime."
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"Hey, easy. Easy. Wait."
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"What if they discontinue Sabrina?"
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"Oh, they're never gonna discontinue Sabrina."
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"So what do you think?"
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"With Gretchen's discount, it shouldn't be too bad."
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"Uh, I don't think so."
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"we helped a girl out of a tough spot."
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"I'm, like, so comfortable with this doll."
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"Yeah. See how normal I'm acting?"
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"- Thanks, T. - No sweat."
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"Sorry. Talk louder. My hearing's kind of shot."
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"♪ A rock to rock and roll-a ♪"
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"- That's a muffin. - Oh."
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"that's safe from reading?!"
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"A laser light show, Tina,"
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"I went to that a couple times as a kid."
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"It's what I always imagined Future Gene would be into."
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"Gretchen works at the mall now? I thought she did hair."
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"(groans) I don't really like her eyes."
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"Mm-hmm. Huge."
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa. Big man."
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"Just this old bag."
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"Uh, uh..."
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"Oh... boy."
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"(screaming)"
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