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Clips from Bob's Burgers - The Laser-inth (S07E07)

"If the uncool Nick answers, hang up right away."
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"How are we supposed to know which Nick we're talking to?"
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"You'll know the cool Nick,"
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"Okay."
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"If you get caught, you do not know me. I'm out!"
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"Look at him go! His ponytail's like a propeller!"
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"plastic spaghetti."
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"but she's not watching her carbs."
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"Wait, what? What did he mean, uh, "discontinued"?"
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"Mm, sometimes they stop making a certain doll,"
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"so they get rid of the whole stock."
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"Usually, they donate 'em to poor kids."
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"- Huh, that's nice. - But that's just the new dolls."
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"get put in a sort of..."
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"- It's a sort of like a... - W-What?"
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"I guess you'd call it like a... a chipper-shredder for dolls."
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"and it looks like a kid is down there staring at you!"
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"Remember, hang up if the uncool Nick answers."
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"MAN: Hello?"
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"- Salty snacks. - Nice."
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"Congratulations. You've been selected for a survey."
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"Do you ever say things like, "Boy, I sure am cool"
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"- compared to my coworker Nick"? - I'm Nick."
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"No, I know, but which one?!"
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"Uh, what would you do if I told you,"
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"there's a cool Nick and a not-cool Nick,"
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"and you have to know the pass phrase or something?"
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"Well, I'm not the scalper, am I?"
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"- Fine. - Around back. Three minutes."
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"or just start running?"
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"Watch! This is what I think it is!"
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"LOUISE: I mean, I know she's just a frickin' doll,"
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"but she's the only cool one they have."
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"Sorry, Louise."
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"Well, maybe we can buy Francine and give her a new home with us."
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"Oh, I don't think they'll sell..."
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"Ugh!"
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"New plan, everybody."
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"We grab Francine and make a break for it."
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"They can't take us down, not all of us."
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"Nuh-uh. No. I can't lose this job."
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"I still have payments"
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"Then she must be pretty good with disguises, huh?"
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"Everything hurts."
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"having an amazing climax."
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"Maybe we're early. Are we in shape now?"
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"the disgraced ex-planet."
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"It's him!"
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"- Come on, let's go! - No, Dad! Wait!"
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"Planetariums are so stressful."
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"Why didn't you warn us, Neil deGrasse Tyson?!"
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"But if we go, the security guard will see us. We won't get in."
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"Closing the door."
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"- (grunting) - What are you doing?"
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"What the hell?"
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"And now, to celebrate, you can give me $20."
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"Oh, right. Here."
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"Gene, you can do this, and it'll be worth it, I hope."
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"Uh, can I borrow a napkin? Thanks."
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"I can make you ear plugs with this."
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"that isn't getting discontinued,"
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"when most people are done asking things from the waiter?"
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"Uh, yes, ma'am, I can do that."
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"Pretend you're a little girl."
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"(rock music playing loudly)"
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"LOUISE: Hard to believe that's her."
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"You're good, lady."
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"The one we stuck with the dinner dolls will get shredded."
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"Sabrina pays the bills in this place."
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"Or we could buy her."
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"Huh! Huh! Huh! Huh!"
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"Let's just leave Francine here and know that"
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"Hey, you know what? I'll be fine."
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"- My phobia is gone. - Really?"
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"- (rock music playing) - So, the laser show,"
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"it holds up, right?"
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"I mean, you've never seen it before,"
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"- I loved it. - What?"
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"(shouting): I said I loved it, Dad!"
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"(loudly): I love you, too, Gene."
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"♪ Roll a rock to rock your soul ♪"
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"♪ Roll a rock to rock and soul ♪"
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"Happy birthday."
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"- It's your special birthday breakfast. - Oatmeal?"
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"Didn't bake all the way through."
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"She's a modern-day woman."
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"baked all the time, you sexist pig!"
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"Well, happy birthday to me."
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"- Oh, my God. - What? What is it?"
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"its last ever rock and roll laser show."
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"Guys, it's Dad's birthday,"
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"is when they take a classic rock and roll album"
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"and bring it to life with lasers."
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"And they're doing the best one: General Inzanity by Zentipede."
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"- Yeah! - (rock music playing loudly)"
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"And the lasers are kind of old."
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"Yeah. Great idea."
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"- Sure. Sure. - Sure. Yes?"
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"Sounds like you guys aren't interested."
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"I am. Going out, watching lasers."
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"Hey, you two can go together."
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"Yes, this one has Dad and Gene written all over it."
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"That would be fun. Gene?"
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"maybe us girls can have dinner with Gretchen."
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"She's been bugging me to hang out."
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"Sure. I like Gretchen. She's your friend who swears."
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"She's a cool sassy "B" who don't take "S" from anyone."
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"Gene, it's gonna be so much fun."
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"Zentipede is the band."
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"I brought their General Inzanity album on CD."
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"Maybe you shouldn't know too much going in."
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"- Like the Iraq war. - Sort of."
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"She does. She's working at some salon called Special Girl."
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"This is intense."
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"Are there enough girly girls in the world"
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"to support a place like this?"
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"(Tina groans)"
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"Tina, what's wrong, sweetie?"
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"I think they're creepy. I mean..."
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"(growling): Do you like my eyes?"
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