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Clips from Bob's Burgers - The Laser-inth (S07E07)

"Still good, though. It's made with love."
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"- And no flour, by accident. - Mm."
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"Mom's not a baker, Dad."
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"and reading the newspaper."
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"Can't we have one place in this house"
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"The planetarium is having"
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"And it's happening tonight."
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"so let's pretend we all know what he's talking about."
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"This is amazing!"
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"- Why are they ending it? - I don't know."
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"The people who like it are mostly kind of..."
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"Hey, maybe we could go to this, for my birthday."
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"Right, kids?"
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"- No. - What?"
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"Let's do it."
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"And while the boys are away,"
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"I wasn't awake yet! I hadn't had coffee!"
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"I can't believe it."
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"I-I could play it for you."
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"- Sure. - Or wait, wait, wait."
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"I-I think it'll be better that way."
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"Uh, I don't think this is a salon."
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"(whispers): I think they're creepy."
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"Ooh! Look at that one."
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"- (screams) Louise! - She doesn't like my eyes!"
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"- Stop it. - I know that's you."
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"Hey, look, there's Gretchen."
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"- Hey, Gretch. - Hey, Linda."
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"I'm supposed to talk to them like they're real"
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"Most of 'em tip worse than the dolls."
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"(gasps) There's a restaurant here, too?"
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"The next time I complain"
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"that our restaurant is sad, remind me about this."
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"All right. Settle down."
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"So this place was your only friend, huh?"
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"Looks like they're renovating it."
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"Sold out show. You got tix?"
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"and I stay out of tall grass."
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"Uh, Gene, he's selling tickets. He's a scalper."
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"Uh, w-we're good, thanks."
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"Or you can wear 'em as a choker."
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"Any bags?"
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"Got it. Come on, buddy. We're doing this."
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"I know you were wondering, Linda."
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"Did you bring dolls this evening,"
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"or will you be needing one of our dinner dolls?"
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"Like some restaurants say "Jacket required""
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"Oh, so we get to eat with our very own dolly."
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"(groans)"
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"Seriously? Is this a joke?"
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"- and she wants to be just like him. - Get it out of my face."
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"- Yeah, no clowns. - Okay. How about you?"
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"Aren't these seats great?"
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"Wine me, dine me and recline me."
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"See you on the other side, buddy."
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"(whoops)"
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"Here it comes, man. Here it comes."
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"Here what comes, lollipop hippie?!"
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"I want to go! I want to go right now!"
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"A-Are you sure? Because the..."
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"Gene, it's okay. It's okay."
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"Take a breath."
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"Right."
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"And Terms of Endearment,"
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"L-Let's just go home."
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"(rock music playing over stereo)"
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"who takes control of the government in the year 2007,"
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"which used to be a long time in the future."
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"An evil robot army general, you say?"
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"Well, they called it a "rock-sperience,""
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"Anyway, The Rebel writes a song that inspires people"
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"L-Let me skip to that one."
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"So, then what happens?"
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"All right, imagine this is really cool lasers."
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"and sentences him to hard labor in a rock quarry."
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"the hero pushes these boulders up a mountain"
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"BOB: And then these rebel fighters show up,"
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"on top of the mountain, surrounded by the robot army."
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"You mean he rolls rocks..."
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"To save rock and roll."
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"Oh, my God."
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"I like it."
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"the climax of the whole thing."
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"Did we miss the climax?"
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"Really? You want to go back?"
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"I mean, maybe it's worth going deaf"
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"Also, it's your birthday."
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"Wait, Gene, don't go back for me."
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"My name's Andrew. I'll be your server."
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"You didn't order them, huh? Uh-oh."
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"because her favorite food is cinnamon buns."
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"Well, that's Becky for you."
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"(laughs) You bring the cinnamon buns"
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"- I know the tricks. - They're complimentary."
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"FYI, the dinner dolls must stay in the restaurant area."
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"of a rich merchant in the 1890s."
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"- What's her deal? - Ugh. Her name is Francine."
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"She's a ballerina."
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""Francine joined an American ballet troupe"
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""that toured the world at the beginning of the Cold War."
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""While in Europe, she was recruited"
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"(whispers): Help me."
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"Gretchen, your doll's on the floor, hon."
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"- No. - Aah! You're impossible!"
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"Gene, look. It's the scalper."
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"Uh, pardon me. Hey."
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"Is obstructed view okay?"
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"(wheezing laugh) Sorry."
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"Huh. That's a scalper joke."
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"I mean, uh, there is a way to sneak in,"
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"but it's not for beginners who don't buy slap bracelets."
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"Throw in your slappiest slap bracelet,"
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"and you've got a deal!"
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"Okay, here's 25 bucks. So, uh, what do we do?"
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"Well, first, allow me. Bam!"
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"Call it, and when the guy picks up, give him the pass phrase."
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"The pass phrase is..."
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"(whispering, rattled coughing)"
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"Okay. Um, what are their names?"
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"- They're both named Nick. - Oh. Nice."
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