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Clips from Community (2009) - Introduction to Statistics (S01E01)

"to students who organize academically-related events"
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"Most of you responded to my e-vite, but some of you remain "e-vasive","
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"Message received."
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"- I wanted to give you right of refusal. - Hello, Pierce?"
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"The Bernoulli distribution is the number of successes"
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"Bastard."
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"where everyone doesn't say they need to get home for the news."
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"Laidback!"
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"- Yes, I am. - Xenolovaden."
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"- Fantastic. - Helping him with his going problem."
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"I'm not your pantsless grandpa."
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"Okay, everyone."
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"Let's get this party started!"
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"From Beastmaster."
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"You're not much of a liking the ladies guy either, huh?"
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"All right."
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"dreamers... Johnny boys."
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"I'll trade you one of mine for two of yours."
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"Give anyone that shows up their credit."
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"I'd like to invite a very special guest to the floor."
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"He's going to the faculty party."
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"With an attractive woman at a party. We seem destined to repeat history."
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"I wouldn't think any costume stores would be open this late."
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"A classmate of Jeff's?"
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"When you say "classmate", sounds like we take naps together,"
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"This is what you get when you steal Jeff from a good woman!"
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"weave-having bank teller she can't steal another woman's man!"
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"and I'd get to tell him, "go to hell"."
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"Just relax."
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"Do I feel a breeze here?"
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"What is it?"
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"Loser!"
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"I'm old, Jeff."
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"I dunno how you spent the first 60 years,"
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"And, more importantly,"
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"No, I can't sleep. You sleep."
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"Yes, I am Batman."
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"Happy Halloween."
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"- You sound like Cookie Monster. - I'm Batman."
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"As you know,"
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"all faculty at Greendale are required to give extra credit"
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"during what would otherwise be known as our "free time"."
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"No student in any department has ever exercised this option."
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"Until now."
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"Tonight in the library,"
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"I will be hosting a día de los muertos party."
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"- Relax. - Día de los muertos,"
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"or day of the dead,"
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"is sometimes referred to as Mexican Halloween."
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"Which is quite offensive to people familiar"
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"with "Mexican Halloween" as a sexual position."
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"At any rate, if you show up, you get extra credit."
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"Me, I don't even get paid."
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"See you tonight."
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"- so... - Count me in."
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"This is my first college party. I got some tequila,"
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"and I just rented Van Wilder 2: The Rise Of Taj,"
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"and look."
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"- You took off your wedding ring. - My husband's been gone for 6 months,"
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"so I think it's time for me to embrace being single."
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"Still waiting to hear from Jeff and Pierce."
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"I thought I'd shout you a response from this pocket phone here."
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"- Access email. - You're not going to Annie's party?"
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"I have a conflict. With the enjoyment of my life."
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"I cannot figure out the voice command part"
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"of this thing. It's like I'm my mother."
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"Calling mother."
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"- What? - Speaking of enjoying life,"
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"but are you sure you don't see anything non-platonic"
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"- ever crystallizing between us? - Yep."
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"Good, cause one of my professors is really hot,"
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"- Mom? - How's school going? Are you popular?"
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"I'm headed through a tunnel right now."
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"- Wrong number. - Has that Jeff stopped teasing you?"
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"How's your Canadian girlfriend?"
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"I saw your father's ghost again. He's still angry."
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"in a sequence of independent yes-no experiments."
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"For the quiz Monday, brush up on chapters three and four."
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"Bernoulli's one of my favorites."
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"Little-known fact, statistics were not his only love."
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"He's also famous for his French sauce used on meat and poultry."
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"- That's bearnaise. - Need to settle this at a restaurant."
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"It's cute. A little aggressive,"
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"but as a confident woman of authority, I'm attracted to men who take charge."
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"- You sarcastic, or am I nailing it? - You were nailing it, until you asked."
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"Damn it. Starting over. You in the skirt, date me."
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"I'd like to, Mr. Winger. You're tall, you dress nice,"
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"and I've graded you enough To know I'd never feel inadequate."
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"- Thank you. - Only problem, I don't date students."
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"If you agree to go out with me..."
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"Awkward. How small is this campus?"
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"- It's fine. I don't care. - It's disgusting the way men behave."
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"You ever see that Heigl poster where Butler had heart over his weiner?"
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"- That resonated with me. - Fine."
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"But just to repeat, I don't care what Jeff does."
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"Bastard."
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"I drive a Lexus. Saw Ghost Busters in the theater."
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"My gums are receding."
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"It's uncanny how many of my buttons you're finding,"
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"but I have a rule about this, I stick to it."
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"Have a cup of coffee with me. I can change your mind."
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"I know you can. That's why you ain't getting the chance."
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"- Are you coming to my party? - I'm definitely gonna try to swing by."
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"I can mark you down as definitely being there"
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"from 7:00 sharp till Spanish question mark?"
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"- Here's the... - No, here's the thing."
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"I am putting my foot down. You understand?"
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"I am being assertive, and I am making eye contact,"
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"- Trying to get formidable with me? - It worked on Pierce."
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"Infomercials work on him."
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"You're the cool guy, okay?"
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"If you show up, it'll be the first party I host"
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"This won't work. The last time you did this,"
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"I saved a vial of your tears and have built up an immunity."
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"I was so unpopular in high school,"
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"the crossing guard used to lure me into traffic."
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"This party is a second chance to be..."
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"Hip."
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"Cool!"
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"I will come."
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