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Clips from Seinfeld - The Heart Attack (S02E02)

"I'm George. George Costanza."
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"I never been in the hospital a day in my life..."
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"...except when I had my tonsils out."
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"You know, they never gave me any ice cream."
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"- I always felt that if they... - Shut up!"
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"- Well, what do you think? - Salami salami bologna."
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"Definitely."
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"Salami salami bologna?"
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"Oh, your friend's fine. He didn't have a heart attack. I'll be in in a few minutes."
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"What a surprise."
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"Hey."
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"How you doing, buddy?"
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"You need anything?"
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"You want me to go out, get you a Superman comic?"
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"No. No, thanks."
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"You know, I was wondering..."
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"...you know that Blackhawks jacket you have?"
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"Well, you know, I was thinking, if things don't exactly..."
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"...work out..."
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"Well, it wouldn't fit you. The sleeves are too short."
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"I didn't think about what I was gonna do..."
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"Well..."
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"- Well, okay. - Oh, and..."
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"...do you think it'd be all right if I called Susan Davis?"
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"Susan Davis?! Hey, wait a second!"
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"Well, it's not like we'll be bumping into you."
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"You know..."
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"...if your future was more certain..."
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"Okay."
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"Get married. Have babies. Have a great life."
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"What do I care? I'm finished."
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"It's all over for me."
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"In fact..."
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"...let's end it right now."
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"Jerry..."
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"Just take the pillow and put it over my face."
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"Well..."
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"- What, kind of like this? - What...? What are you...?"
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"Jerry!"
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"There's nothing wrong with him. I saw the doctor. He's fine."
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"Hi, George."
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"How you feeling?"
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"Is anybody getting your apartment?"
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"I'll tell you, if I ever get out of here..."
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"I'm gonna do a whole Zen thing."
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"Take up yoga."
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"Lose my anger."
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"Hello."
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"Mr. Costanza."
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"Excuse me."
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"Yeah, you know, doc, I gotta tell you, I feel a lot better."
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"Well, we looked at your EKGs, ran some tests, did a complete workup."
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"Oh, God. Mommy."
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"I haven't?"
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"I'm okay?"
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"I'm okay? Oh, thank you!"
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"No, we'd like to keep him overnight for observation, just to be safe."
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"Oh, sure, sure, anything."
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"Well, I wouldn't go that far."
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"What?"
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"Oh, my God. What?"
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"Is it meningitis?"
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"Scoliosis?"
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"Have you ever had your tonsils taken out?"
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"My tonsils?"
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"Yeah, when I was a kid."
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"Well, they've grown back."
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"- Oh, whose tonsils grow back? - It happens."
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"Yeah, if you've been exposed to gamma rays."
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"I still have my tonsils."
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"Everyone in my family has theirs."
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"In fact, we were forbidden to socialize with anybody..."
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"...who didn't have their tonsils."
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"That's interesting, because no one in my family has their tonsils."
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"Well, it's like the Capulets and the Montagues."
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"Excuse me."
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"What? You mean, with a knife?"
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"Yes, with a knife. You know, snip, snip."
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"Yeah, that's what they told me the last time."
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"Think about it."
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"I just have to ask that doctor one more..."
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"...question."
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"Women go after doctors like men go after models."
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"They want someone with knowledge of the body. We just want the body."
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"- Hey. - Hey."
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"...they got a great cafeteria downstairs."
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"Hot food, sandwiches, a salad bar."
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"So how did you have a heart attack?"
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"You're a young man."
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"They gonna do a zipper job?"
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"- Oh, they love to do zipper jobs. - Kramer."
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"You know, the really bad thing about the heart is the sex thing."
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"See, you gotta be careful about sex now."
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"Suddenly, boom! Next thing you know..."
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"...you got a hose coming out of your chest attached to a piece of luggage."
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"Kramer, George didn't have a heart attack."
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"No? That's good."
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"I have to have my tonsils taken out."
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"Oh, man. No."
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"George, we gotta get you out of here. Get out right now."
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"It's routine surgery."
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"Oh, yeah, routine surgery."
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"Now he's sitting in a chair by a window going:"
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"George, whatever you do, don't let them cut you."
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"Don't let them cut you."
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"- For one thing, don't listen to him. - I'll tell you what you do."
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"I'll tell you what you do. You go to Tor Ackman."
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"He's an herbalist, a healer, George."
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"He's not just gonna fix the tonsils and the adenoids."
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"He is gonna change the whole way you function."
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"Body and mind."
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"No, no, he's out. He got out."
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"See, the medical establishment..."
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"See, they tried to frame him. It's all politics, but he's a rebel."
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"A rebel?"
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"Ackman is a nut."
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"You wanna take care of your tonsils, do it in a hospital with a doctor."
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"George, he's holistic."
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"That sounds right."
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"George, you need a medical doctor."
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