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Clips from The Office - Performance Review (S02E02)

"gives herself to the understanding with rugged good looks office manager."
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"Just, she didn't want it to continue for some reason."
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"We both didn't. I didn't want it."
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"We both didn't want it to continue. It was not professional."
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"When people say something's mutual, it never is."
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"But this was mutual."
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"I guess I missed you."
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"She missed you."
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"But then she goes on to say, That will be our only topic of discussion."
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"That doesn't mean anything. Those are just words."
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"I have one idea of what it means."
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"Let's do your performance review."
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"Because she's conflicted."
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"She has to be professional, but she's fighting feelings for you."
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"Why would I not like that?"
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"Just 'cause that you work together and it might be awkward."
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"Wow, wow."
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"Michael, it's Jan. I guess I missed you."
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"Oh, hey."
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"Listen, Jim,"
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"here's a little tip for your performance review."
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"Okay. Tell Michael that"
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"We don't have double-tabbed manila file folders."
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"Oh, yes, we do. No, we don't."
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"Yeah, it's a new product. So, you should just suggest that to him"
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"and then he'll be sure to give you a raise."
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"Well, I'm not asking for a raise."
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"I'm gonna actually be asking for a pay decrease."
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"That is so stupid. What if he gives it to you?"
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"You know what? I am going to zone you out for the rest of today."
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"Okay. I need to stay focused."
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"And I don't have to see you tomorrow or Sunday,"
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"By tomorrow, you mean Saturday, right?"
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"Duh! Duh."
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"Today is Thursday, but Dwight thinks that it's Friday."
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"Sometimes women say more in their pauses than they say in their words."
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"Really? Oh, yes."
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"Did you learn that on the streets?"
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"Michael and Jan definitely made out."
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"Oh! Maybe more."
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"So, keep that going."
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"Good work, Stanley. Great performance review!"
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"Angela, your turn."
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"I did the youth beauty pageant circuit and I enjoyed that quite a bit."
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"Michael? Yeah?"
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"Jan's on the phone for you."
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"Interesting. Jan is calling me. Maybe it wasn't so mutual after all."
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"Hello. To what do I owe this pleasure?"
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"I'm returning your many calls. Well, hello to you, too."
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"Yeah, I was just..."
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"I just wanted to get some closure"
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"on what transpired between us at the meeting"
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"we had in the parking lot of the Chili's."
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"The only things I wanna talk about during your performance review"
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"because of what happened at our meeting in the parking lot of the Chili's."
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"The review is anything but a formality, Michael."
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"and exhibit completely professional behavior."
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"Been thinking about you."
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"Okay, that is an example of completely unprofessional behavior."
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"Michael? Yeah?"
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"Are the cameras in there with you, in your office?"
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"Yes, they are."
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"I heard they made out and had sex."
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"I heard they just made out. That's it."
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"Office romances are nobody's business but the people involved."
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"I have a clear memory of telling people my ideas."
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"Sorry."
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"That's unfortunate."
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"The suggestion box that I put out."
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"Oh, yeah, I think I remember that from back when I first started."
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"Why don't you find it and then tell people to get their..."
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"No, never mind. I'll tell them."
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"and so we're gonna have our weekly suggestion box meeting."
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"Don't you mean constructive criticism?"
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"What did I say?"
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"You said constructive compliments. That doesn't make any sense."
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"Well, Kelly, that was neither constructive nor a compliment,"
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"so maybe you should stop criticizing my English"
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"and start making some suggestions, okay?"
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"and I wanted to know what you were up to tomorrow,"
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"which is the 15th, and that is a..."
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"Okay, talk to you soon."
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"Okay. Okay, bye-bye."
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"Sure."
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"Hi, Jan. How are you? Hi, Michael. I'm good. How are you?"
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"Nice to see you. Okay."
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"Yeah, right after you."
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"Apres vous."
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"It's nice to see you. Nice to see you, too, Michael."
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"Oh, well..."
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"All right. Period."
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"Do we understand each other? Absolutely."
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"and then it's, like, all regret because, Oh, I regret that."
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"But, wait, I'm still gonna call you."
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"But we're just gonna talk business,"
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"But what were we talking about when we first kissed?"
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"But I do say, Thank you, ma'am."
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"But I'm not like, Wham bam."
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"We're talking about office stuff."
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"Can I ask you a question? No."
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"Fine."
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"Are you wearing a new perfume today?"
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"How is that a business question?"
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"Well, you're wearing it at the office, and..."
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"It... I'm sorry, no offense, but it's really sexy."
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"Hey, Jim. Hey. How's it going?"
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"Oh, my God, did you see The Apprentice last night?"
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"Can you believe who Trump fired? No, that was unbelievable."
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"Who? Who was it? Who did he fire?"
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"You didn't see it? No."
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"I went out and got drunk with my laser tag team last night. Crap!"
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"Hold on. Sorry."
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"I'm kind of in the middle of something. I wish you wouldn't interrupt."
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"You told me to buzz you"
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"about the suggestion box meeting when Jan was here."
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"I did not, not, not use those words."
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"I'd like to sit in on that meeting. Is it happening right now?"
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"No, it's in, like, 10 minutes."
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"Great. Very good."
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"So, let's just read some of these suckers, okay?"
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