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Clips from The Office - Performance Review (S02E02)

"You should get one of these."
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"Forget everything you thought you knew about ab workouts."
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"Numerous health benefits,"
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"See, I would have caught that."
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"It's only 25 bucks."
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"Okay."
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"Last year, my performance review started"
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"with Michael asking me what my hopes and dreams were"
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"and it ended with him telling me he could bench press 190 pounds."
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"So, I don't really know what to expect."
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"Pam, you're trustworthy. Thank you."
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"I'll be there this afternoon for performance reviews."
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"First impressions?"
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"I think she'll be here this afternoon."
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"My boss is coming in today."
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"Divorce."
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"Well..."
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"It was really nothing."
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"I guess I missed you."
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"Well, I don't think you're gonna be very happy with this."
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"Oh, great."
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"Why... That's great news. That..."
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"All right, let's listen to that again."
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"we should be stocking more of the double-tabbed manila file folders."
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"Then I win."
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"Wait, wait, one thing."
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"And that's what I'll be working on this afternoon."
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"Let's listen to it again, and this time, really listen to the pauses."
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"On the ghetto, in fact."
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"It's all about my bonus."
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"Oh, yay!"
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"I actually look forward to performance reviews."
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"Yeah?"
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"Michael... Jan!"
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"No."
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"Well, surely, this review is a formality"
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"And I expect you to forget anything"
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"that you think may have happened between us"
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"I don't see how that's unprofessional."
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"That's my girlfriend."
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"Well, I heard they made out and had sex."
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"Pam, I have ideas on a daily basis, I know I do."
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"like an idea folder?"
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"Maybe there's prizes."
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"Hello? Everybody? Yeah, attention, please."
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"So you can all get in your constructive compliments ASAP."
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"Saturday. Saturday."
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"Would you please tell Michael that I'm here?"
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"No calls."
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"Really? Not like that."
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"I'm not going to discuss anything with you other than Dunder Mifflin business."
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"I'm a little confused because first it's, like, all kissy-kissy"
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"and I may come down there and fire you if you don't do your job."
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"Business."
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"Not like, Wham, bam, thank you, ma'am."
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"Please don't smell me, Michael."
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"Of course. It's on every Thursday night, so how could I miss it?"
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"Never go out on a Thursday night. What the hell was I thinking?"
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"Yes, Pam."
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"Michael, it's time for the suggestion box meeting."
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"Everyone's waiting in the conference room."
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"Why are we here? Because I value your opinions."
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"Now, I know a lot of you don't think that I read your suggestions, but I do."
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"and I really look and scrutinize to see what you guys are writing."
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"I thought you read these every week?"
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"Well, obviously, this one got stuck in the box."
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"One down! Next suggestion."
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"Michael, he wasn't inferring, he was implying. You were inferring."
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"Was I, Creed?"
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"Okay, let's keep going."
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"Do you think this is referring to you boning Jan?"
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"Please sit yourself down. Let me ask you something."
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"Oh, my God. I'm sorry. I'm interrupting. Oh, God."
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"Were you guys making out? No, Dwight. Come in."
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"Great. What do you want, Dwight?"
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"That's a serious offense. That is a serious offense."
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"As is toying with a man's heart."
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"Oh, Michael, for God's sakes."
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"the time I brought in deer jerky for the whole office."
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"No. It's a delicacy."
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"and I will return in about 10 minutes."
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"Do you have a light?"
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"what I'm capable of."
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"And that is why I feel I deserve this raise."
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"How do you come back from that?"
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"Okay, so you're saying that there is a different time or place"
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"Or never as in there's still a chance?"
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"I just want to know, from the horse's mouth, what is the dealio?"
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"Michael, it has nothing to do with your looks, okay?"
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"and stupid, and you do have coffee breath, by the way."
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"And I don't agree about the B.O.,"
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"but you are very, very inconsiderate."
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"Really? Really. You're..."
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"You're a great guy, okay?"
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"and cried with me, and I appreciate that."
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"So, we can still work together, we can still be friends, but..."
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"Hey, it's 12:20. Where the hell's Dwight?"
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"It is a fitness orb and it has completely changed my life."
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"Done."
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"This ab workout is specifically designed to strengthen your core."
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"strengthens your back,"
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"better performance in sports,"
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"more enjoyable sex."
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"You're not having sex."
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"Plus, improves your reflexes."
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"Okay, you know what, how much is that?"
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"Wow."
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"Pam, can I see you in my office?"
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"It's performance review day, company-wide."
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"And a woman. Oh, no."
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"And I want you to listen to a voicemail from my boss."
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"Michael, it's Jan. I guess I missed you."
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"I hope it's understood that that will be our only topic of discussion."
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"See you soon."
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"Just off the top,"
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"The lovely Jan Levinson-Gould."
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"Well, no Gould, the Gould has been..."
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"The awkward part is that this is the first time we'll be seeing each other since..."
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"We just sort of got caught up in the moment."
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"The vulnerable divorcee"
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