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Clips from Brooklyn Nine-Nine - New Captain (S03E03)

"It also has backgammon on it, which I could not delete"
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"What happens when the clock runs out?"
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"Failure. Failure."
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"- Oh, that's fun. - Yeah."
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"I'm not a toddler. This is stupid."
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"I know you're not a toddler,"
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"because my toddlers know that stupid is a no-no word."
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"Watch me."
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"Oh, small plates,"
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"Charles, we just kissed 'cause we were undercover."
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"Or that you go to the gym?"
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"Hey, people like the way that I look."
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"some fitness floozy to Bouche Manger."
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"Right, Amy?"
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"See?"
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"It's never gonna happen, Boyle, okay?"
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"Because I find Amy repulsive,"
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"Oh, you sweet, naive boy."
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"for your wedding."
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"A lot of my jokes rely on that."
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"So here we are,"
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"romantical date."
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"Oh, thanks."
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"I'm sure that's not your baby hair."
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"Yeah, you look very nice."
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"I think I'm feeling a little awkward."
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"How do we make it not weird?"
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"Pardon me, ma'am."
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"So we broke a rule."
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"Yeah."
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"I Hope It Wasn't a Mistake, title of your sex tape?"
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"So how was the date with the floozy?"
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"All right, fine."
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"And no one over the age of 12 says french."
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"Oh, that's a yes. Oh, my God, you had sex."
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"I can tell because you're glowing."
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"Because I was rooting for you and Amy,"
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"but now I can see you're super serious"
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"about this anonymous gym seductress."
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"Ugh, I'm so sorry, Amy."
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"I work with Jake."
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"Your head would explode."
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"Your head would explode..."
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"Mm. Sick burn."
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"Peralta, Dozerman says he wants to see you."
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"Captain, everything all right?"
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"According to your Dozer-pad, four of your coworkers"
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"have been gathered around your desk for the last 90 seconds."
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"has been in the bathroom for the last 72 minutes."
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"But in regards to the coworkers, sir,"
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"I was telling them I wanted to get more work done,"
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"but all they wanted to do was talk about my dating life,"
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"Cho's before hos."
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"What?"
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"I could tell from the moment I walked in here"
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"detail-oriented, love crunching numbers."
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"Bet your apartment's immaculate."
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"- And I do. Yeah. - Yeah."
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"- I'm gonna handle this for you. - Okay."
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"Hey, everyone stop talking about Peralta's personal life."
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"Well, thank you very much, sir,"
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"Uh?"
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"- Get back to work. - Okay."
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"Several months now."
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"I feel like you might need a breather,"
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"so I've prepared an eight-point presentation"
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"on community engagement."
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"Well, it says here it's scheduled"
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"after everyone leaves."
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"And not a minute later."
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"Trent, Bryce, where are we with the name?"
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"We've narrowed it down to two choices..."
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"With all due respect,"
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"Very well. My thoughts are..."
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"who cares?"
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"Give us a name, Raymond."
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"It's your job now."
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"No."
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"A name."
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"What does it matter?"
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"Why'd you even choose a pigeon anyway?"
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"It's a terrible mascot."
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"They're carriers of disease,"
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"Was that so hard?"
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"Yeah, I'm trying to find some evidence."
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"All right, I talked to Dozerman"
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"And you know what? I'm glad we broke the rule"
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"Me too, 'cause we're, like, really good at it."
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"We're light and breezy."
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"If we want to break rules, break rules."
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"but there are some rules that I shall never..."
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"- Let's go. - Okay."
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"Warning. Unknown environment."
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"Unknown environment."
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"What's that noise?"
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"Warning. Unknown environment."
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"- Safe keeping? - Yeah."
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"- Oops. - Tamper alert."
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"Nothing... you were just making out with Peralta."
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"Ah, there's that candy bar wrapper I was looking for."
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"with you, friend."
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"but you know what?"
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"Your little honeymoon is over!"
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"And I'm gonna be here a long, long, long,"
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"long, long, long, long, long..."
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"Oh, this is a heart attack."
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"Ooh, it's a big one. Ooh, ooh, ooh."
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"Okay."
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"like an old cat."
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"that may have caused Dozerman to be startled?"
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"Ah..."
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"Nope. Uh..."
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"by how far apart we were standing."
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"Right, the surveillance tapes."
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"Yep, because this is a police precinct."
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"You two have something to tell me?"
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"Yes!"
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"The gym floozy was under my nose"
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"Oh, I am over the moon."
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"- All right. - So what is this?"
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