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Clips from Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt - Kimmy Goes to a Play! (S02E02)

"Mm-hmm, and Kimmy Time is up."
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"But we didn't even get to talk about"
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"why the guy in Operation is awake."
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"the restaurant is actually able to pay me."
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"Wait, you haven't been getting paid?"
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"Ooh."
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"Let's get real."
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"I'm gonna use this money for something for myself."
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"Fine, I'll keep covering the rent and the tapes,"
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"No."
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"And now your art."
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"and if they're gonna save that rec center,"
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"No, I'm gonna do what every actor's friends love most..."
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"and none of us are gonna be able to live here."
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"It's just gonna get tagged."
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"So talented."
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"but then some sort of duck policeman..."
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"The clock is ticking, Kimmy."
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"Whoa!"
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"Or was one of the spiders that bit me..."
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"They're empty."
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"No."
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"those Philippe Starck ghost chairs..."
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"This antique Savonnerie."
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"I'll go first."
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"Now you go."
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"Oh, how nice."
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"A wedding invitation from the Van Rensselaer twins."
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"Actually, they're marrying each other."
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"and they're so in love."
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"That describes literally everyone I know:"
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"because I'm still doing a show about myself,"
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"just not this myself."
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"Well, if Aisha Tyler can play a white woman on Friends,"
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"Ooh, can you come tomorrow night?"
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"Bad dog. Bad!"
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"How did you get in here?"
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"That son of a bitch."
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"of Ronald McDonald."
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"This is so humiliating."
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"- I did. - No."
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"Wait, so you just want to go back to being arm candy"
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"for some old Richie Rich?"
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"No, please don't. I need this so bad."
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"We keep releasing albums..."
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"One step at a time, Lillian."
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"Oh, I did that thing Trump did,"
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"and tie it in a knot on the top of your skull"
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"I see you met my grandmother."
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"Mmm..."
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"Mmm. Onion."
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"What are you doing here?"
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"And it's not just me. We all do business with Julian Voorhees."
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"Well, then how am I supposed to get back at him?"
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"I don't know. Kill yourself in his office?"
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"Ugh!"
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"My only options now are tech nerds or Bobby Flay."
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"My show is on the Internet,"
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"nothing's more effective than a poster."
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"♪ ♪"
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"♪ ♪"
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"and I know exactly who you are."
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"It's working."
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"Well, I'm gonna talk to the Internet and make it apologize, okay?"
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"Run, Lillian!"
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"I went out and found the opposite of Julian,"
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"His name is Douglas, and he's coasting on looks."
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"Opposite."
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"Uh-huh."
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"Your ex-husband treated you like a thing, not a person."
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"Lookit, I've been working my tail off for you for free"
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"I thought you two were sisters."
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"I'm just really excited 'cause I did something great."
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"Patti LuPone? Patti LaBelle?"
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"Even better. Remember the people who called you a Hitler?"
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"I'm so sorry."
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"What? No."
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"Masuta69?"
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"You must be KimmysRadScreenName."
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"We're gonna boo you so loud, you won't be able to hear yourself talk."
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"But Murasaki really was a geisha."
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"Hey, we should talk, esé."
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"but you're there waiting."
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"Kapowy, kapowy, kapowy."
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"I work for you."
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"But what about your tag?"
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"That's progress."
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"I was like you once,"
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"and I wish I had been treated better."
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"You're a human being"
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"while people dance."
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"The opposite of Julian is me going to that wedding on my own."
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"'Cause the dopest beat..."
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"Get out of my home."
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"I'm so sorry, Titus."
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"I understand if you don't want to go through with the show."
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"All that walking here for nothing."
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"You're right. I should just give up."
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"You are talented, Murasaki,"
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"Look, Cyrus, you got to cool it with the gay rights stuff."
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"You're right."
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"Alphonse..."
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"You're right."
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"I've been giving up on my dreams for hundreds of years."
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"It ends now."
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"Well, I boo you!"
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"You said you'd take me with you."
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"So I packed my kimono..."
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"My precious books."
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"♪ I want to leave ♪"
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"Brava!"
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"Bravo!"
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"Why aren't you with Jacqueline?"
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"Oh, Jacqueline."
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"Mimi, darling."
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"I don't need a man."
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"Oh, good. It's you this time."
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"I just had to come down here and give you a high five."
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"Nope. Titus almost gave in to the haters today."
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"Jacqueline's my best friend."
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