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Clips from The Detour - The Track (S01E01)

"Is she gonna say something?"
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"Why the hell did you think this plan was gonna work?"
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"And this whole "Guru of Business" thing he's pulling?"
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"Please. Please!"
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"Oh, Jesus."
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"I can provide that moment right now."
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"- On an expedition of K2... - Jeez."
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"After six glorious hours"
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"got his leg stuck in the black pyramid."
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"He thought I was wrong,"
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"And as the snow and ice pounded against my face,"
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"- Well, that doesn't mean anything. - Shh!"
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"♪ Lobsong came down the mountain ♪"
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"- That's me! - ♪ lord, he saved him ♪"
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"I saved him."
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"♪ From his... ♪"
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"He would be dead."
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"This guy is a dipshit."
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"Thank you. What's right is right."
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"What's right is right! Right?! Right?!"
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"What? I..."
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"Oh, my god. It is so offensive when you ask me that!"
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"- Last year's convention. - Right!"
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"Right. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. How are you?"
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"Oh, my god, we got so high that night."
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"Uh... I wanted to see what legal weed tasted like."
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"Tastes just like illegal weed, I think."
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""We're totally pulling the trigger!""
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"- I live by that shit now, Nate. - You do?"
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"- Oh! No. Total bummer. Didn't you hear? - No."
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"- Yeah. - Uh... that's impossible."
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"No, we're not doing that. Bye-bye."
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"- It's not what you think it is. - I... what is this?"
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"Sit him down and just go..."
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"- What?! - She doesn't know what that means."
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"- She can look it up! - Yeah, I'm looking it up."
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"- I'm looking it up. - Please don't look it up."
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"You're miserable at that job."
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"That's gone."
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"- You do you wanna work? - No."
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"I know. That sounds exhausting."
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"How? He's not here."
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"That's not far from here. Maybe we should go."
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"In the last week, we've been arrested,"
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"Yeah, I think we can handle an afternoon by ourselves"
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"♪♪"
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"- Yeah. - Okay."
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"- Okay. - Yeah."
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"- Yeah. - We're gonna be back in one hour."
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"- Stop. - I'm not crying."
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"- Not today. - I don't cry."
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"♪♪"
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"♪♪"
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"Yeah, me, too."
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"What does that mean? What's wrong with your life?"
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"No, it's just sometimes..."
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"You dream of getting high with teenagers,"
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"I dream of marrying rich. Same, same."
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"- It's not same, same at all. - Come on."
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"It looks like we're leaving, but we're actually walking in!"
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"- You think I can't see you? - You can see me?"
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"Don't be dumb. Let's go, sir. Come on."
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"Seriously, man?"
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"- Nice. - Your dad is cool."
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"Yeah? Well, watch this, guys."
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"Called him dipshit."
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"Oh, sure,"
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"So it's a no?"
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"Yes, it's a no. What? What, are you stupid?"
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"One time we raced,"
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"Yes, two Pettys and a Gupta!"
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"I've been traveling."
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"I am unable to answer your call..."
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"- Yeah. - When you make love to her,"
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"No, my personality brings me up to at least a 6."
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"Yes. Yes, it does. Is Gupta there?"
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"Yeah, and he's way better-looking than I thought."
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"She's not my friend. What... Your name's Brad?"
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"Great. Hey, you have to keep him there"
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"How... how am I supposed to do that?"
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"Okay, well, think of something else then."
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"What? Whoa. Wait. I'm a really good flirter."
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"- I got a plan. - What?"
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"- I'm pulling the trigger. - What does that mean?!"
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"Spa-lit!"
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"Life lessons, bro."
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"Watch."
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"You might wanna tell that to him."
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"sophisticated foreigner thing with me."
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"You're gonna drive the car."
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"Well, that's a whole list of things I've never done before."
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"- So... yeah, why not? - Let's do it!"
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"Okay."
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"I want you, when you're driving, to try to..."
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"Is that an "f" or a "q"?"
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"♪♪"
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"That's it, bro! Get down from there!"
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"What?"
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""The act of having sex in a sauna"
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"- with a menstruating female." - Ew!"
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"♪♪"
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"What's right is right, and what's wrong is wrong!"
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"Shit!"
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"Whoa! That's so [Bleep] fast!"
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"Oh! Babe! Where you goin'?!"
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"Dude, get over! Get over!"
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"I'm trying to get my wife!"
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"I've got my signal on! Get over!"
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"You're in a faster car! Big [Bleep] deal!"
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"- Billionaire. Great. - All right."
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"Shit! Shit!"
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"Number one! Number one!"
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"I love your fight!"
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"♪ Let's leave, let's find our peace ♪"
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"Robin! Uhh!"
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"Uhh! Aah!"
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"You just messed with the wrong goon, pal."
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"Get out."
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"- That's when I... - Ow."
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"Pull the trigger!"
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