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Clips from The Detour - The Track (S01E01)

"Oh! You pulled the trigger!"
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"- That's so good to know! - Yeah!"
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"Yeah, yeah. Anyway, uh, uh... Gupta."
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"Gupta... have you seen him at all?"
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"'Cause that's why we're here."
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"He's not coming to the convention. He bailed."
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"No, he's totally M.I.A."
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"I'm sorry, dude. You really loved him, didn't you?"
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"That's all right. This weekend..."
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"We're gonna pull the trigger, right? Gupta or no Gupta!"
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"It's not this, it's this."
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"So, by the way, what was your plan, anyway?"
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"I want as going to talk to him. He's a reasonable man."
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"That's it? No, no plan "B"?"
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"You... you can't have a plan "B" or else you give up on plan "A""
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"- when it... sucks. - Mm-hmm."
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"Yeah, mom, you didn't have a plan "B" when you had us."
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"Well, that's because it wasn't on the market yet, sweetie."
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"No, you're not looking it up. Don't look it up."
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"What are we even doing here?"
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"- Just... let's just find you a new job. - Oh!"
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"- Yeah. - Oh, why didn't I think of that?"
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"Yeah."
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"I mean, I'm only 40, with no appreciable skills"
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"and an overinflated salary."
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"I'll say, "Hey, workforce, give me a new job.""
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"- Relax. We would be fine. - Oh, no, we would not."
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"- Yeah, we would. - Everything changes."
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"Go in the sun. Lemon juice."
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"- Velodrome membership. - No."
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"No, no. The track is where I keep my ass."
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"- It's just gonna... - Ohh. I could work."
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"- Right. You see? - No, I I... I like our life."
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"I love our life, and I hate the idea of starting over."
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"Okay, well, then let's just get your job back. Let's do it."
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"- What? - What?"
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"Yeah, 30 minutes ago, Gupta said he was,"
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""getting ready to spend the entire afternoon"
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"riding these beauties.""
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"Yeah, we're not going."
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"Yeah, you are because we're going, so let's all go."
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"We're tired of driving."
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"Well, you can't stay here alone."
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"chased by truckers, had guns pointed at our faces,"
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"- watched you marry a pedophile... - That's true. I did that."
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"- at this resort. - Mm-hmm."
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"- Okay. - Really?"
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"♪♪"
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"Wait. Wait. Why are you crying?"
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"It's sort of a big moment when you realize"
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"- your kids don't need you... - Knock it off."
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"Gotcha."
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"- Stop it. - I'm not crying."
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"- What do we do? - I'm going to find Chazz."
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"God, invitation only? Are you kidding me?"
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"Can nothing be easy? I swear to god,"
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"I wish I was wealthy so none of this mattered."
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"- Hi! - What's up, girls?"
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"- This is never gonna work. - No, trust me. It works every time."
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"- When do you do this?! - I do this all the time."
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"It's an optical illusion. Just walk backwards."
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"Have your invitations out, sir."
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"That's... I can't believe that worked."
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"Of course I can see you, you idiot. Let's go."
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"But my wife..."
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"- Hey, let's go. - Babe? Babe!"
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"My dad fired your dad last week."
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"No, he'll get his job back. You'll... you'll see."
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"Oh, I see."
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"The oracle sees all, and I say your dad's a loser."
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"- Well, I love my dad. - Ha! Did you hear that, boys?"
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"- He - love his dad."
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"What's wrong with that? He took me to a strip club."
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"And I got to drive blue thunder, and I crashed it in a ditch."
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"Hey, Toddy, get down from there, you dipshit."
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"Come on."
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"Now we gotta go find your asshole brother."
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"Chazz!"
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"- Get up there, man. - Yeah, come on, kid."
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"Show us what you got."
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"Hey, does anyone know another way in here?"
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"but we prefer to stand here and watch through the fence."
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"You know what? I'm starting to think I am."
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"♪♪"
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"Okay, so one time, it was me and Richard Petty and..."
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"This tall to ride a billionaire. So..."
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"Sorry."
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"Come on, come on, come on."
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"- Straight to voice-mail? - Yeah. Her battery's probably dead."
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"Honey, straight to voice-mail is the only clue I ever gave."
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"Why would you get married five times?"
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"Because my husbands were shit. It's called the upgrade game."
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"- Is it? - Nate!"
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"- Babe! - Wow! Is that your wife?"
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"it must look like a walrus suffocating a goddess."
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"She's like a perfect 10."
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"How in the hell did you get with her?"
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"What are you talking about? I'm a 7."
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"4 at best."
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"Oh, are you saying your personality brings you up?"
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"She's upgrading, Nate."
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"- Who is this? Who are you? Hi. - Hi. I'm Nate's friend Brad."
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"I don't know. Just do something. Flirt with him."
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"He's holding court with a bunch of models..."
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"Oh."
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"So I'll just, you know..."
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"You're probably gonna wanna say "I'm sorry" for that one."
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"Yeah, you might wanna listen to your friend Brad here."
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"Please, we need a plan."
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"Ew."
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"in a small, vulnerable opening in the armor."
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"- You mean chink. - The hell, Bryce?!"
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"That's offensive to Asians, no matter what the context is."
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"Nice!"
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"But the real question is, does he follow you?"
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"Yeah. And Chazz, like, "likes" all of my posts."
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"Chazz? You guys know Chazz, too?"
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"Yeah. Who are you?"
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"I'm his girlfriend."
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"I don't know, ladies, but, uh,"
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