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Clips from King of the Hill - Hilloween (S02E02)

"I think he said..."
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"he was going to the gym."
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"All right, I took him to Junie Harper's. He's a lot better off there."
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"What are you talking about?"
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"Well, I think that it's better for a child to receive wholesome impressions..."
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"from established religious authorities..."
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"than participate in rituals that are conducted by people..."
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"Little missy, you hold it right there. I have had it up to here with your baloney."
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"If you step between my husband and his son..."
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"But I..."
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"From now on, you leave the parenting to us."
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"- I brought you an ice-cold beer. - Thanks, Peggy."
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"Luanne took Bobby to Junie Harper's for an anti-Halloween church party."
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"I came very close to spitting out beer."
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"They wrecked my haunted house, they outlawed my trick-or-treating..."
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"and now they want to brainwash my boy?"
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"It's time for somebody to do something."
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"Hank, no! You could go to jail."
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"I knew the risks when I put on the uniform."
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"Trick or treat!"
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"Hey, man! Check it out, man. I don't need no dang old costume, man."
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"I can be a dang old mime, 'cause I'm trying to get out of his box."
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"I say, playing tug of war, man."
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"Trick or treat!"
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"Toga!"
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"Trick or treat!"
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"Boo."
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"I am a high-priced Washington lobbyist, peddling influence."
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"Trick or treat!"
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"Trick or treat, smell my feet!"
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"Give me something good to eat."
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"Come on, Luanne."
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"Trick or treat!"
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"Okay, Susie, what's it gonna take to get you to join the Hallelujah Club tonight?"
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"Hey, everybody, listen up!"
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"Hallelujah, Bobby!"
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"Trick or treat!"
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"Bobby, it's just a costume."
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"There is a curfew in effect, Mr. Hill."
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"But I guess you have no respect for man's law, either."
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"Come on, son, let's go trick-or-treating."
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"He will not, because he is a good boy."
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"All right, Bobby. I don't want to force you to choose."
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"I just wanted to spend Halloween with my son..."
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"but I guess I can't do that this year."
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"It just tears my heart out."
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"- What do you think you're doing? - Just keeping an eye out for my son."
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"Do not encourage this monster. This is vile!"
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"Come on, Bobby! Halloween is just no fun without you."
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"Bobby, if you leave now, you'll never get the key to the kingdom."
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"Come on, son. Let's get some candy."
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"I just wanna be with my dad."
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"All right, then."
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"More room in heaven for me!"
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"We got to get you home and scare you up a costume."
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"Okay. Hey, Dad?"
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"I care a lot."
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"Happy Halloween, everyone!"
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"Dang old boo, man!"
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"Trick-or-treat!"
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"Happy Halloween!"
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"Halloween costumes are supposed to be scary."
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"It's a witch."
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"Peggy, that stuff isn't for trick-or-treaters. It's for diabetics."
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"So, don't eat it. Just leave it there."
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"It's the truth. Trick-or-treating is devil worship."
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"The school? Tell me more."
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"- Jackass says what? - What?"
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"Apparently, some people consider Halloween a religious holiday."
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"What's the skeleton for?"
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"There's only room for one witch in here."
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"Why don't you make a haunted garage?"
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"No, Uncle Hank. You could go to hell."
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"Last time I checked..."
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"Bobby, next Halloween you're gonna be too old to dress up and get candy."
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"You're not gonna throw that, are you?"
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"Come on, boy!"
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"And I'm very disappointed in you."
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"I grounded myself."
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"It's not your fault. It's Uncle Hank's fault."
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"He made me eat liver once."
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"Stop attacking her, Hank."
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"This time, he may be after your soul."
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""He who is last shall be first.""
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"It's a young, unmarried couple, who are about to let their hormones..."
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"who don't know they are pawns of the devil."
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"Uncle Hank!"
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"Oh, mercy! What have I done?"
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"I was just kidding before. I care about candy."
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"Let me try again. I can look deader."
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"under budget, and over scary."
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"Mrs. Harper has a point, and an attorney."
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"Little kitty!"
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"I have taken you into my home, I have sheltered and fed you."
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"Let the record show that somebody hates Dale Dribble."
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"She said that the city council passed a curfew..."
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"What evidence?"
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"Stop! I don't care about candy."
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"It's against the law to teach creationism."
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"Okay. Dale's house is next."
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"I don't want to hear any more of your foolishness."
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"Now, don't jump all over the boy. The truth is, this is my fault."
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"That is called a recovered memory."
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"Oh, dang!"
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"Luanne."
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"I knew you'd be upset."
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"Bobby Hill has joined the Hallelujah Club."
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"Fine! Go on, all of you!"
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"I'm not gonna gain 10 pounds like I did last year."
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