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Clips from Archer (2009) - Animation (S02E02)

"I'll get dry ice in the rest of the bottles, you be ready with the water..."
Archer (2009)
"...and we'll wait for that big, fat, stupid gator to come back."
Archer (2009)
"GRAY: Destroying his habitat isn't enough? - Wha...?"
Archer (2009)
"I would've been here sooner, but you stole my boat."
Archer (2009)
"- Reserve this, Treebeard. - Oh, please, it's not even loaded."
Archer (2009)
"Wha...? Thanks, Lana."
Archer (2009)
"- Shut up. Hi, Josh. - Hello, Lana."
Archer (2009)
"And her lover."
Archer (2009)
"- Also, yes. - Wait, I thought he was a Green Beret."
Archer (2009)
"That's when I realized I had to lead the fight..."
Archer (2009)
"...against the systematic rape of Mother Nature."
Archer (2009)
"But back then you just organized peaceful protests."
Archer (2009)
"- Like that day at the fur store. - Yeah."
Archer (2009)
"A traitor to the cause of environmental protection?"
Archer (2009)
"Me? What about you?"
Archer (2009)
"- Always running around, blowing shit up. - Threatening our supply of lamp oil."
Archer (2009)
"Shut up. But, Josh, seriously, do you really think the ends justify such violent means?"
Archer (2009)
"Yes, because this is a war."
Archer (2009)
"And victory will only come when Americans stop destroying the earth..."
Archer (2009)
"...just so they can drive bigger cars, build bigger houses and eat bigger food."
Archer (2009)
"- Oh, my God, that's depressing. - Sorry."
Archer (2009)
"And I'm also sorry we can't let you blow up this pipeline."
Archer (2009)
"I mean, I was, but I saw you with this idiot yelling on the plane about working for ISIS."
Archer (2009)
"Whatever, I win. Suck it, Samwise."
Archer (2009)
"- Archer. - So you need a lift back to land?"
Archer (2009)
"- Yeah, let me just grab my cooler and... - Not you, ass."
Archer (2009)
"Lana, maybe we can grab dinner, see some Dixieland jazz?"
Archer (2009)
"That sounds lovely."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, come on, are you kidding me?"
Archer (2009)
"- You're really gonna leave me out here? LANA: Yup."
Archer (2009)
"GRAY: I like your new hairdo, by the way."
Archer (2009)
"LANA: Well, if you like the collar, you're gonna love the cuffs."
Archer (2009)
"Well, that's just great."
Archer (2009)
"She gets dinner and Dixieland and laid..."
Archer (2009)
"...and I get mosquitoes and no beer and not laid. How could this get any...?"
Archer (2009)
"[ALLIGATOR GROWLING]"
Archer (2009)
"Let me finish."
Archer (2009)
"- Worse. Now... Okay, see? You ruined it."
Archer (2009)
"You ruined the moment."
Archer (2009)
"[English - US - SDH]"
Archer (2009)
"- Lana, hijacking. - Damn it, it's not a hi..."
Archer (2009)
"And B..."
Archer (2009)
"[GUNSHOTS]"
Archer (2009)
"- What is wrong with you? - I obviously don't..."
Archer (2009)
"- I wasn't going to. - Then..."
Archer (2009)
"- Right after I set up the grill. - Will you just...?"
Archer (2009)
"- You didn't bring any water? - Where would I put it?"
Archer (2009)
"[ARCHER SCREAMS]"
Archer (2009)
"Hey, I just dragged this damn boat through a mile of my three biggest fears..."
Archer (2009)
"...about a jillion more times, Lana, see if that helps."
Archer (2009)
"MAN: There's one. Get her. Go, go, go!"
Archer (2009)
"Oh, shut up, Mr. Bigmouth, telling it we have a women's bathroom."
Archer (2009)
"- This heading, one mile. - Whoo!"
Archer (2009)
"What are you doing?"
Archer (2009)
"- What the hell is that? - What the hell does it look like, Lana?"
Archer (2009)
"- Sir, can you find your seat for me? - Uh, yeah, it's right there."
Archer (2009)
"- Drop it! Drop it! - You drop it."
Archer (2009)
"[GARBAGE DISPOSAL WHIRRING]"
Archer (2009)
"[DOOR SLAMS]"
Archer (2009)
"Airboat! Oh, man!"
Archer (2009)
"I bet you probably eat veal."
Archer (2009)
"What?"
Archer (2009)