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Clips from Dr. Ken - Dr. Wendi: Coming to LA! (S01E01)

"Ken, you screaming"
Dr. Ken
"David Arquette's waltz"
Dr. Ken
"Hey!"
Dr. Ken
"To our living room?"
Dr. Ken
"Please just relax."
Dr. Ken
"Dave!"
Dr. Ken
"- Warm snickerdoodle? - All right."
Dr. Ken
"Don't doodle it, Allison. It's a trap."
Dr. Ken
"Money. No, power."
Dr. Ken
"What unites all humans"
Dr. Ken
"is their need to carry things."
Dr. Ken
"Hunters and gatherers were nothing"
Dr. Ken
"without something to carry what they, well..."
Dr. Ken
"hunted and gathered."
Dr. Ken
"On this piece of paper,"
Dr. Ken
"Molly, we're not gonna be swayed by..."
Dr. Ken
"Okay, so how much is catching dreams"
Dr. Ken
"gonna set us back?"
Dr. Ken
"It's on the other side of your handout,"
Dr. Ken
"but what is a price, really?"
Dr. Ken
"Okay, thank you for the cookie."
Dr. Ken
"But this isn't fair!"
Dr. Ken
"You want to know about not fair?"
Dr. Ken
"Call David Arquette. He'll tell you."
Dr. Ken
"doesn't go unnoticed."
Dr. Ken
"in this upper middle class Neo-Tuscan hell hole."
Dr. Ken
"Allison... can I call you Allison?"
Dr. Ken
"That's why I wanted a dress rehearsal."
Dr. Ken
"Okay, I am not saying I want to go to prison."
Dr. Ken
"it would be nice to have that much time to read."
Dr. Ken
"Clark, we all have prison fantasies."
Dr. Ken
"In mine, I'm being courted by all the gangs."
Dr. Ken
"My sister's in town."
Dr. Ken
"- Yep. - Wait, Dr. Wendi?"
Dr. Ken
"The Dr. Wendi from "the Dr. Wendi Show"?"
Dr. Ken
"- You know my sister's show? - Yeah!"
Dr. Ken
"Yes, because they just became nationally syndicated."
Dr. Ken
"Oh, that's... your sister has a national television program?"
Dr. Ken
"Oh, yeah. It's huge."
Dr. Ken
"Okay, I-I'll tell you what."
Dr. Ken
"You can go early if you get your sister to plug the clinic."
Dr. Ken
"Fine. The four people who watch her show"
Dr. Ken
"will hear all about Welltopia."
Dr. Ken
"That's a good one."
Dr. Ken
"I just can't believe"
Dr. Ken
"you took it a different way."
Dr. Ken
"Well, to be honest, she used to be a bit of a hot mess."
Dr. Ken
"After college,"
Dr. Ken
"she lived in an airstream trailer in Santa Cruz"
Dr. Ken
"Not a fragrant man."
Dr. Ken
"So, what happened?"
Dr. Ken
"Well, my parents were freaked out."
Dr. Ken
"treated her dreadlocks for lice,"
Dr. Ken
"and helped her apply to med school."
Dr. Ken
"You are such a good big brother."
Dr. Ken
"I just grow where I'm planted."
Dr. Ken
"No. Got it."
Dr. Ken
"Unrelated question,"
Dr. Ken
"Do you have change for a $2?"
Dr. Ken
"Hello, hello, hello!"
Dr. Ken
"Allison, you sexy bitch."
Dr. Ken
"I love this dress."
Dr. Ken
"But you guys are sexy bitches, too."
Dr. Ken
"Sorry I had to switch tables."
Dr. Ken
"I can't sit by the door anymore."
Dr. Ken
"People keep coming up to me."
Dr. Ken
"What, like the busboys?"
Dr. Ken
"They're just refilling your water, Wendi."
Dr. Ken
"Mom, Dad, thanks for making the trip."
Dr. Ken
"How was the drive?"
Dr. Ken
"No drive. Wendi send Uber car."
Dr. Ken
"Okay, um, well,"
Dr. Ken
"tonight's the prime rib meal deal,"
Dr. Ken
"which I highly recommend."
Dr. Ken
"The baked potato's a dollar more,"
Dr. Ken
"Sometimes you gots to live a little."
Dr. Ken
"You know what?"
Dr. Ken
"Everyone get the baked potato tonight."
Dr. Ken
"Oh."
Dr. Ken
"did you get the video of me emceeing the H.M.O. Banquet?"
Dr. Ken
"You know, I just taped a little comedy sketch"
Dr. Ken
"for Jimmy Kimmel."
Dr. Ken
"Oh, the fat Jimmy?"
Dr. Ken
"Wendi, you really big deal."
Dr. Ken
"and, uh, you know, I'm taking my med school degree"
Dr. Ken
"and applying it to save lives."
Dr. Ken
"Aunt Wendi, can I take a selfie with you?"
Dr. Ken
"I've only been twice, but I really think it's working."
Dr. Ken
"- Oh! - Yay!"
Dr. Ken
"Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait."
Dr. Ken
"- Ken. - Yeah?"
Dr. Ken
"I did a nutrition workshop at the White House."
Dr. Ken
"My TV show just hit the five million viewer mark."
Dr. Ken
"So, I get it."
Dr. Ken
"When I first met you,"
Dr. Ken
"I did not think you'd end up here."
Dr. Ken
"- Me neither. - To Wendi."
Dr. Ken
"Seriously?"
Dr. Ken
"Korean?"
Dr. Ken
"I picked up a little"
Dr. Ken
"I wanted to surprise you."
Dr. Ken
"They flew you to Korea for free?"
Dr. Ken
"I want to be a TV doctor."
Dr. Ken
"Well, I'm trying to excel in school,"
Dr. Ken
"but my parents keep stacking the deck against me"
Dr. Ken
"I'm like, "what?!""
Dr. Ken
"Really great of you."
Dr. Ken
"Look, we don't need your charity backpack, okay?"
Dr. Ken
"Because..."
Dr. Ken
"Really cool of me."
Dr. Ken
"Seriously?!"
Dr. Ken
"Well, I just like to get the kids"
Dr. Ken
"a little something when I come to town."
Dr. Ken
"- It's yours. - No, no, no."
Dr. Ken
"I'm getting him the crumb sweeper, too."
Dr. Ken
"Geez, how do you say"
Dr. Ken
""thanks for ruining all the surprises" in Korean?"
Dr. Ken
"How long were you there?"
Dr. Ken
"I would be so jealous,"
Dr. Ken
"and yet you are just glaring at me."
Dr. Ken
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