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Clips from Happy Days (1974) - You Go to My Head (S02E02)

It must be Kiss Me Deadly.

"It must be Kiss Me Deadly."

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No, it's not Kiss Me Deadly.

"No, it's not Kiss Me Deadly."

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I read God's Little Acre in the closet.

"I read God's Little Acre in the closet."

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I spent two weeks with a tennis racket jammed in my back,

"I spent two weeks with a tennis racket jammed in my back,"

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but it was worth it.

"but it was worth it."

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I think the batteries are dead.

"I think the batteries are dead."

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Abnormal Psychology?

"Abnormal Psychology?"

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So, big deal.

"So, big deal."

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Why are you reading a dumb textbook in the closet?

"Why are you reading a dumb textbook in the closet?"

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Ralph, it's a book about the inner workings

"Ralph, it's a book about the inner workings"

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of the human mind.

"of the human mind."

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You mean like daydreaming.

"You mean like daydreaming."

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I always daydream about Rhoda Lasky and me on a desert island.

"I always daydream about Rhoda Lasky and me on a desert island."

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Ralph, it tells about mental illness

"Ralph, it tells about mental illness"

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and the phobias that infect the mind.

"and the phobias that infect the mind."

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Rich, you're talking very strange.

"Rich, you're talking very strange."

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That's right, because I am strange.

"That's right, because I am strange."

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You weren't strange this morning.

"You weren't strange this morning."

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That's because I didn't know any better.

"That's because I didn't know any better."

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It-It's all down here in black and white.

"It-It's all down here in black and white."

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You know how I'm afraid to talk to strange girls?

"You know how I'm afraid to talk to strange girls?"

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Well, it's in here.

"Well, it's in here."

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I daydream a lot. It's in here.

"I daydream a lot. It's in here."

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I fantasize all the time.

"I fantasize all the time."

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I pretend I'm Mickey Mantle. It's all in here.

"I pretend I'm Mickey Mantle. It's all in here."

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Do you want to know why

"Do you want to know why"

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I was in the closet? I don't think so, Rich.

"I was in the closet? I don't think so, Rich."

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I was checking to see if I have claustrophobia,

"I was checking to see if I have claustrophobia,"

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and do you know, I was very uncomfortable in there.

"and do you know, I was very uncomfortable in there."

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Maybe you've got a fear of coats.

"Maybe you've got a fear of coats."

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Maybe you're afraid of the dark.

"Maybe you're afraid of the dark."

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Are you afraid of the dark?

"Are you afraid of the dark?"

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I don't know.

"I don't know."

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I always sleep with the light on.

"I always sleep with the light on."

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This book has-has illuminated the dark recesses of my mind,

"This book has-has illuminated the dark recesses of my mind,"

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and I see a lot of trouble in there.

"and I see a lot of trouble in there."

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Ralph, what would you say if I told you

"Ralph, what would you say if I told you"

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I was thinking of seeing a psychiatrist?

"I was thinking of seeing a psychiatrist?"

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You're nuts.

"You're nuts."

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That's what I've been trying to tell you.

"That's what I've been trying to tell you."

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Aw, come on. Richie.

"Aw, come on. Richie."

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You're no crazier than the rest of us.

"You're no crazier than the rest of us."

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I mean, we all got our mental quirks.

"I mean, we all got our mental quirks."

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Look at Potsie... You think he's normal?

"Look at Potsie... You think he's normal?"

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He's not going to any head shrinker.

"He's not going to any head shrinker."

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And look at the Fonz, supercool Fonzie.

"And look at the Fonz, supercool Fonzie."

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Fonzie, with his, "Hey-y-y-y."

"Fonzie, with his, "Hey-y-y-y.""

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That's a little... that's really sicko, when you get down to it.

"That's a little... that's really sicko, when you get down to it."

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Better not let him hear you say that.

"Better not let him hear you say that."

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If you tell him, I'll deny every word.

"If you tell him, I'll deny every word."

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I won't tell him, Ralph.

"I won't tell him, Ralph."

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You promise? I promise.

"You promise? I promise."

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Okay. Okay.

"Okay. Okay."

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Now, look at me.

"Now, look at me."

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Nice, normal Ralphie Malphie.

"Nice, normal Ralphie Malphie."

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I got a few quirks.

"I got a few quirks."

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What?

"What?"

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Rich... I know everybody's jealous of me.

"Rich... I know everybody's jealous of me."

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I mean, I know what they're saying behind my back.

"I mean, I know what they're saying behind my back."

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They're saying my hair is too neat, I'm too cute.

"They're saying my hair is too neat, I'm too cute."

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Girls crave my bod.

"Girls crave my bod."

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I don't think they're saying that.

"I don't think they're saying that."

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Yes, they are.

"Yes, they are."

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And they're saying that I look like a movie star

"And they're saying that I look like a movie star"

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because my teeth are too even.

"because my teeth are too even."

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Hey, what time is it?

"Hey, what time is it?"

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I gotta split and meet Potsie.

"I gotta split and meet Potsie."

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I'd hate to miss the part where Jerry Lewis eats the pencils.

"I'd hate to miss the part where Jerry Lewis eats the pencils."

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Maybe I'll see you later at Arnold's.

"Maybe I'll see you later at Arnold's."

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Forget about what I just told you.

"Forget about what I just told you."

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I mean, I got no quirks.

"I mean, I got no quirks."

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I was just trying to help you... make you feel better, you know?

"I was just trying to help you... make you feel better, you know?"

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Right, Ralph, thanks.

"Right, Ralph, thanks."

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Okay. Okay.

"Okay. Okay."

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He's right.

"He's right."

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I'm as normal as anybody else.

"I'm as normal as anybody else."

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I mean, what's so bad about being afraid of girls...

"I mean, what's so bad about being afraid of girls..."

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about being jealous of Chuck and Joanie...

"about being jealous of Chuck and Joanie..."

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about sitting in a dark closet,

"about sitting in a dark closet,"

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or pretending I'm Mickey Mantle.

"or pretending I'm Mickey Mantle."

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A lot of people probably do things like that.

"A lot of people probably do things like that."

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But they sure don't sit in an empty room,

"But they sure don't sit in an empty room,"

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talking to themselves.

"talking to themselves."

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I got to see a psychiatrist.

"I got to see a psychiatrist."

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You can sit down, Richard.

"You can sit down, Richard."

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Or perhaps you'd like to lie on the couch.

"Or perhaps you'd like to lie on the couch."

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Oh, I'm not here for that.

"Oh, I'm not here for that."

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I'll stand.

"I'll stand."

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Well, is it all right if I call you Richard?

"Well, is it all right if I call you Richard?"

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Or would you prefer Dick?

"Or would you prefer Dick?"

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Oh... uh, Richie's fine.

"Oh... uh, Richie's fine."

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Would you prefer "Doctor" or "sir"?

"Would you prefer "Doctor" or "sir"?"

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Doctor's fine.

"Doctor's fine."

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Or you can call me Ed.

"Or you can call me Ed."

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Ed's okay.

"Ed's okay."

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Well, uh, Ed, sir... the reason I'm here

"Well, uh, Ed, sir... the reason I'm here"

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is-is I'm doing research for a school project.

"is-is I'm doing research for a school project."

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What school is that?

"What school is that?"

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Oh, we-we like to keep that information confidential.

"Oh, we-we like to keep that information confidential."

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Oh, I see. Yes.

"Oh, I see. Yes."

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Well, then, what can I do for you?

"Well, then, what can I do for you?"

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Well, the project concerns problems faced by teenagers.

"Well, the project concerns problems faced by teenagers."

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Mm-hmm.

"Mm-hmm."

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Would you like to talk about any, uh, specific problems?

"Would you like to talk about any, uh, specific problems?"

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Yes, I do.

"Yes, I do."

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Now, there's this boy... you better make that a girl.

"Now, there's this boy... you better make that a girl."

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Now, you realize that these examples

"Now, you realize that these examples"

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that I'm giving you are just made up.

"that I'm giving you are just made up."

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I understand.

"I understand."

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Good.

"Good."

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There's this girl, who, uh,

"There's this girl, who, uh,"

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is afraid to ask girls out for the first time.

"is afraid to ask girls out for the first time."

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I'll make that a boy.

"I'll make that a boy."

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I'm glad.

"I'm glad."

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He also finds that he has daydreams,

"He also finds that he has daydreams,"

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fantasies, and claustrophobia.

"fantasies, and claustrophobia."

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Claustrophobia too, huh?

"Claustrophobia too, huh?"

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Yes, probably stemming from the fact that he's the middle child.

"Yes, probably stemming from the fact that he's the middle child."

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You-you don't seem comfortable, Richard.

"You-you don't seem comfortable, Richard."

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Oh, I-I-I'm-I'm comfortable.

"Oh, I-I-I'm-I'm comfortable."

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