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Clips from Workaholics (2011) - Night at the Dudeseum (S06E06)

"[Adam sniffing]"
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"- What? - I smell it. I smell it."
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"We're at a mother-freaking Chili's right now,"
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"and we're gonna use that $100 gift card"
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"that your grandpa sent you."
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"- Oh, my gosh! - Yes!"
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"- I forgot about that, dude! Yes, dude!"
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"You know how many Triple Dippers"
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"we can buy with 100 bones?"
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"- Stop. Ready?"
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"Okay, you can take off your blindfolds..."
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"now and get ready for the Ders Day of your life!"
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"Welcome to "Vikings of Scandinavia!""
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"[foreboding music]"
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"- What the [bleep] kind of Chili's is this?"
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"- It's not a Chili's. It's a museum."
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"- You better hope there's a Chili's To Go in here."
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"- Oh, that's what it is."
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"There's definitely a Chili's To Go in here."
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"- You think? - Yeah, it's a museum."
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"It has a Chili's To Go. - Okay."
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"- Chili's To Go in this bitch!"
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"- And your card works there, right?"
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"- No--I-- - You did check on that, right?"
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"- Screw you for taking us to a fricking museum."
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"These places are-- they're a scam."
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"- It's not a scam. - Yes, they are."
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"Your sipping the government Kool-Aid."
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"That's what they want you to believe."
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"Luckily I never had to sip from that poisonous well"
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"because I went to private school."
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"- You went to private school?"
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"- Yeah, I did. In fact, it was wildly private."
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"I was the only student."
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"I was taught by my mom's special friend,"
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"Dr. Jerry Larryberry."
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"He was, like, a really cool guy."
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"Like, during the day he'd, like, teach me stuff"
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"like history, or, you know, whatever."
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"And then, at night, he would--he would, um..."
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"he'd [bleep] my mom."
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"- Cool teacher. - Yeah, he was cool."
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"He also was an ex-spy on the run from the government."
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"He was like, "Don't believe in museums or any of that."
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"If you have a question, ask me.""
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"He'd also make me chop a lot of firewood"
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"- Sure. - No way."
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"Museums, they give me the willies, man."
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"Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, they are haunted."
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"I mean, there's mummies downstairs."
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"There's dead animals hanging all over the walls."
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"They're all crammed into one building."
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"It's bad juju, man. - 'Cause it's fake, yeah."
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"- Guys, there's no haunted. There's no bad juju."
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"This is just a regular, normal museum, okay?"
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"- As an executive in charge of our friendship circle,"
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"I say Ders Day..."
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"cancelled."
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"Blake, let's go home and try"
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"to gain my fart back from my deep butthole."
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"- I like that idea, man."
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"- Okay. - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait."
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"Wait, wait, okay?"
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"You thought I was gonna really just bring you"
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"to a museum and show you these beautiful fossils..."
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"- Mm-hmm."
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"- And make you learn stuff that you probably should know."
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"No. What? I brought you here..."
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"to..."
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"Steal..."
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"[camera beeps] Erik the Red's helmet."
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"- What? - Really?"
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"- Like, a secret mission to steal something?"
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"- It's a heist, guys. - I love heists."
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"- And we're gonna make this the best Ders Day ever."
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"- Heist this bitch. - Yeah. Yeah. Yeah."
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"- Very smart. Very cool."
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"- Tell this evil museum to frickin' "suck it.""
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"- And then we'll go to Chili's."
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"Yeah, [bleep] you, museum! - Suck it."
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"- [bleep] you, museum. You suck!"
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"[bleep]-- - Hey!"
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"- Oh, my God! - What is going on?"
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"If you guys don't keep it down,"
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"I'm gonna have to ask you to leave."
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"- You're gonna have to ask us to leave?"
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"What are you, the king of this place?"
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"Doubt it."
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"- I am the Assistant Director of the museum,"
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"and the Director is on his honeymoon,"
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"so, yes, for all intents and purposes,"
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"I am the king."
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"Now, if I catch you causing trouble again, you're gone."
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"Understand? - Understood. Understood."
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"- Okay. - Right. Right."
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"- Congratulations to your boss."
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"God, I can't believe we're here."
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"I can't wait to see the helmets"
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"and the--but, anyway, so, the plan..."
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"- Mm-hmm. - Is that I'm gonna"
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"steal the helmet, and you guys are gonna be lookouts."
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"Cool? All right. All right. - Okay."
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"Hey, Ders, uh, if you could just kind of"
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"make it quick, you know?"
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"This place has some serious "Night at the Museum""
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"disaster potential."
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"Yeah, I bet there's, like, hell of ancient tablets"
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"just waiting to explode all around this place."
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"- No, probably not,"
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"but here's my selfie stick, and you guys can play with that."
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"Use it to peer around corners as lookouts."
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"Right? - Oh, okay."
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"I was wondering why you were using it."
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"I was like, "Wow, Ders,"
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""what are you, a widowed dentist"
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"on a cruise ship or something?""
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"[Adam and Black laugh]"
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"But really, it's a heist tool"
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"disguised as a lame thing only losers have."
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"Very cool. - Yeah, that's sick."
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