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Clips from Workaholics (2011) - Night at the Dudeseum (S06E06)

"- Yeah, exactly."
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"So, um, eyes peeled. Lookouts."
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"- Dang, man,"
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"I can't believe Ders took us to the museum."
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"- I can't believe Ders thinks we're gonna sit around"
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"and be lookouts while he gets to heist."
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"- Yeah."
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"- We're the frickin' heisters, dude."
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"Let's go freaking heist some stuff!"
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"- All right. - Let's heist!"
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"- Okay, what? What are we stealing?"
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"- I have no idea. We'll figure it out."
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"Let's just go look. - All right."
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"[classical music]"
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"- So it's only $13.99? Is that right?"
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"- That's right."
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"- So it's a steal after all."
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"- Wow, look at this."
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"Museum's so desperate to seem cool"
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"they made up, like, a spooky curse."
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"- Okay, dude, curses are very real."
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"As you know, I've been cursed... - Mm-hmm."
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"- With like a very huge, long wiener."
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"- I know that's a lie. I've seen your dick."
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"It's very small."
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"- Not hard."
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"- Oh, my God. - What?"
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"- Well, I just figured out what we're about to heist."
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"You want a shmoke a bowl?"
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"- Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho, dude."
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"Yes, I like where your head's at."
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"But--I don't know, man."
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"I've got a bad feeling about this."
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"- We just need to find the weakness in the cage."
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"- What?"
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"[bangs] Whoa."
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"[bangs] What are you do--stop."
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"- Oh, here's the lock."
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"You just need to wiggle your tiny little spaghetti fingers"
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"in there, and wiggle it free."
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"- Okay, I don't have tiny spaghetti fingers, all right?"
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"- Yes, you do. - No, I don't."
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"I don't got a tiny spaghetti dick either."
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"- You do. Yeah, we just covered this."
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"You have a very tiny penis."
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"- I don't. You've never seen it hard."
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"- I've seen it dozens of times. - Not hard."
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"- I'll just take one of your bobby pins."
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"- I don't have bobby pins. - Yes, you do."
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"- You have a small dick, and you carry bobby pins."
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"That's who you are as a person."
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"- No, it's a pipe cleaner. - Okay, just use it."
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"I actually have seen your dick hard. Okay..."
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"- Oh, you have? - Yeah."
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"- Keep a lookout. - Oh, yeah."
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"- Obviously. - Yeah. Yeah."
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"- All right. Based on the movies I've seen,"
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"you just snap it in,"
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"you look off in the distance,"
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"and you just wiggle it..."
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"[lock clicks]"
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"- I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it."
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"- Are you kidding me? You got it? Dude."
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"Dude, I didn't think you'd be able to do it this way."
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"- You know, I believe in myself, and that's what it takes"
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"sometimes to be a champion."
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"- I'm impressed. Okay."
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"- Uh... - Okay, she's gone. She's gone."
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"How do we-- wait, wait, wait, wait, wait."
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"That is a weight sensor."
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"- Let me do my magic. - I'm gonna step back,"
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"'cause you're probably gonna get killed by lasers or something."
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"[ominous music]"
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"Huh. - Okay."
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"Guess it wasn't a weight sensor."
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"- Yeah, my bad. - All right."
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"- Sorry about that. - All right."
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"- Let's go shmoke a bowl. - All right."
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"Hey, dude, when did you see my dick hard?"
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"- Like, two Christmases ago, you said"
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"it was something about the eggnog."
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"- Thank you. - You're welcome."
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"- Hey, check it out. Pretty cool, huh?"
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"- Are you kidding?"
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"It's a bunch of old crap put on mannequins."
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"- No, no, you've got to--"
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"you've got to use your imagination, right?"
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"Imagine you and your friends on a Viking longship,"
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"battling the high seas, and then..."
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"[gasps] you discover America!"
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"But in the 11th century."
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"Eat that, Christopher Columbus, right?"
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"- I'm only here 'cause my mom dragged me here."
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"I'd rather be anywhere else."
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"- You don't like museums? - No one likes museums!"
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"Mom, this giant Ken doll is annoying me."
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"- No, I'm not."
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"You're a Barbie-face poopy mouth."
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"- Smoke 'em, big chief."
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"[both laugh]"
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"[smoke alarm blares]"
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"What did you do?"
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"- That's not us, right? - Dude."
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"- Excuse me. Excuse me, everyone."
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"We need to evacuate the building."
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"Please move to the nearest exit. No running! Jesus."
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"- Okay. Hey, just follow me. - Yeah, okay."
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"- You two, let's go."
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"- Yeah, no, that's what we're doing. [inaudible]."
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"- We're having so much fun."
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"[mumbling indistinctly]"
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"You think anybody saw us?"
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"- Hey, you guys. - Oh!"
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"- What's happening? Guess what? Success!"
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"- Oh! Yeah, it was. - Cool!"
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"- All right, man, I guess it was a double success,"
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"'cause we heisted this peace pipe."
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"- Uh-oh. - What?"
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"Dude, are you insane? You can't steal from the museum!"
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"- Shh. Why not? You did."
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