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Clips from Silicon Valley - Minimum Viable Product (S01E01)

"to the people that work at Hooli."
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"In that spirit Gavin is prepared to give you a very substantial raise..."
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"And a promotion to go with it."
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"I own 10 percent."
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"He created it while living in my Incubator."
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"Erlich Bachman. This is Big Head."
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"I don't know what any of that means, but I'll give you six hundred thousand dollars for it."
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"We have the reach and the resources to take what you have done"
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"and push it to the global level."
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"That is a generous offer."
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"Shit, sorry. Hello."
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"Really? No shit, that's..."
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"Uh, yeah, yeah. No here. It's Peter Gregory."
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"Not sure how he got my number?"
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"Uh, this is Richard."
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"I'll give you three million dollars for it right now!"
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"Ah, Gavin Belson just offered me three million dollars for Pied Piper."
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"I'm prepared to give you three hundred thousand dollars."
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"Peter Gregory just offered me 300, um..."
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"Did you say thousand dollars?"
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"For ten percent of your company."
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"Ok, four million."
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"200 thousand."
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"- For five percent. - Huh?"
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"You just went down."
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"No, you're still valued at four million dollars."
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"But you own ninety-five percent of a potential billion-dollar company."
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"And not just that, I will help you build this company."
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"I will introduce you to the people you need to know"
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"and provide the counsel that you need."
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"I will take a small piece, but the company will belong to you."
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"Not Gavin Belson."
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"You have until tomorrow to decide."
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"Ah, ok."
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"- Um, you know. - Pull your head out of your ass, Richard."
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"I'm offering you four million dollars right now."
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"I'm..."
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"That is a lot of money."
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"You know, I actually have to..."
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"I've got to go to the bathroom."
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"I've got to pee."
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"It's desperate. I'm bursting."
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"I'll be right back, but right now..."
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"Ok, 10 million."
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"No. Maybe."
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"I didn't mean to snap at you."
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"I'll talk... in a bit."
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"Won't be long."
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"Little more about me."
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"I am the founder of Aviato."
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"And I own a very small percentage of Grindr."
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"It's a men to men dating site"
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"where you can find other men within 10 miles of you."
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"Interested in having sexual intercourse in a public restroom."
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"In the homosexual community there's sometimes anonymous..."
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"I know what Grindr is."
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"I have gay friends."
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"So you will survive."
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"It's just a garden variety panic attack."
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"Welcome to Silicon Valley."
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"We see people like you all the time."
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"- Really? - Yes."
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"It's just I have to make this decision by tomorrow."
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"Yeah. You know, a while back,"
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"we had a guy in here in almost the exact same situation,"
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"take the money or keep the company."
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"What happened?"
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"Well, a couple months later"
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"he was brought into the ER with a self-inflicted gunshot wound."
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"I guess he really regretted not taking that money."
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"He shot himself because he turned down the money?"
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"Yeah."
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"Or no, he took the money."
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"Or no."
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"No, he did not. I don't... You know what?"
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"I don't remember. But whatever it was,"
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"he regretted it so much that he ended up shooting himself."
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"- And now he's blind. - He's blind?"
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"Yeah, just fyi, if you're ever gonna shoot yourself,"
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"don't hold the gun up to your temple, ok?"
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"Because that just basically just took out"
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"both of his optic nerves and then,"
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"you know, half of his face."
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"And then his wife left him, because, you know."
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"- Yikes. - Right."
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"He may have been a genius programmer"
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"but not so much in human anatomy."
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"Or decision making, for that matter."
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"Now he's got to live with all that"
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"and whatever terrible decision he made about the money."
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"Uh. And what do I do if I feel another panic attack coming on."
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"Would you be interested in a device"
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"that links up to your smartphone and it keeps track"
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"of your vitals and it tells you, even before it's happening,"
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"whether you're having a panic attack or an actual heart attack?"
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"Yeah, that sounds great."
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"You would, right? Ok, that's great news."
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"Because it's still in prototype phase right now,"
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"but my start-up partners and I are looking for investors."
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"Like today. So will you please let me know..."
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"I'm going to give you my number."
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"If you do end up taking that 10 million dollars"
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"because we could really make the world a better place."
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"Whoa! Oh, jeez!"
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"Richard."
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"Hi, Monica. I work with Peter Gregory."
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"- We met outside the TED... - Yeah, I remember you."
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"What... how'd you know I was here?"
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"Peter Gregory is invested in a company"
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"that uses GPS in phones to track people."
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"That's creepy."
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"You don't know the half of it."
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"And neither does congress."
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"- Are you ok? - Look, I don't want to waste your time."
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"I think I gotta take the money from Gavin Belson."
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"At least this way when I blow my eyeballs out"
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"I'll have some money left for my family."
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"Jesus."
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"Sorry. That is a terrible doctor in there."
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"Richard, buried in that clunky UI of yours"
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