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Clips from Family Guy - A Lot Going on Upstairs (S14E14)

"Okay, who'd like to start us off with show-and-tell?"
Family Guy
"Stewie?"
Family Guy
"Yes, today I brought in my mother's driver's license."
Family Guy
"Now, if you look closely, she's clearly drunk."
Family Guy
"You could put a Breathalyzer up to that photo"
Family Guy
"and she'd get a DUI."
Family Guy
"Ha-ha, Stewie's naked!"
Family Guy
"What?!"
Family Guy
"Oh, my God! Don't look! Don't look!"
Family Guy
"Cell phones down! Cell phones down!"
Family Guy
"What the deuce?! Stewie!"
Family Guy
"Run from the monster."
Family Guy
"You might have to drive."
Family Guy
"Thank you all so much for coming this evening"
Family Guy
"to my very fancy dinner party."
Family Guy
"Oh, my God! I'm at Glenn Close's house!"
Family Guy
"You look very handsome tonight, Stewie."
Family Guy
"Well, thank you. And you're the prettiest"
Family Guy
"of all the women I know whose name is Glenn."
Family Guy
"Everyone, please finish your salads,"
Family Guy
"because our main course tonight is..."
Family Guy
"boiled rabbit."
Family Guy
"I-I don't... I don't get that."
Family Guy
"It seems weird that I'd have a joke in my own dream"
Family Guy
"that I don't get. Oh, thank you so..."
Family Guy
"Quick, you're almost on!"
Family Guy
"What? I'm on?"
Family Guy
"But I don't know any of my lines!"
Family Guy
"♪ It seems today ♪"
Family Guy
"♪ That all you see ♪"
Family Guy
"♪ Is violence in movies and sex on TV ♪"
Family Guy
"♪ But where are those good old-fashioned values ♪"
Family Guy
"♪ On which we used to rely? ♪ (mumbling gibberish)"
Family Guy
"♪ Lucky there's a family guy ♪"
Family Guy
"♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪"
Family Guy
"♪ All the things that make us ♪ (mumbling gibberish)"
Family Guy
"♪ Pumpkin pie ♪"
Family Guy
"What the hell? Put him on the bench."
Family Guy
"Wait, please, no! I just wasn't ready!"
Family Guy
"Don't worry. We'll put you in soon."
Family Guy
"Ho-ho-ho!"
Family Guy
"Is funny because you won't be back!"
Family Guy
"♪ He's... a... Fam... ily... Guy! ♪"
Family Guy
"♪ Family Guy 14x15 ♪ A Lot Going on Upstairs Original Air Date on March 6, 2016"
Family Guy
"[ elderman ]"
Family Guy
"Wait, how did Joe get halfway up those stairs?"
Family Guy
"Lois, get in here!"
Family Guy
"It's dark and I'm frightened!"
Family Guy
"I think they've got this thing backwards."
Family Guy
"Hey, wake up!"
Family Guy
"I had a bad dream, so now your night has to be terrible."
Family Guy
"Peter, Stewie's upset."
Family Guy
"Scooch over so he can sleep with us."
Family Guy
"Oh, come on. Are you serious?"
Family Guy
"Last time, he kicked me all night."
Family Guy
"And I got a big day tomorrow. I got two shows."
Family Guy
"All right, folks, big treat for you today."
Family Guy
"He's a little shy."
Family Guy
"Put your hands together for Sham-Peter!"
Family Guy
"I'm not shy! I'm angry!"
Family Guy
"I'm in constant pain!"
Family Guy
"This act has been condemned by over 30 nations!"
Family Guy
"I'm gonna kill you all!"
Family Guy
"Ah, crap. I can't sleep like this."
Family Guy
"And now my mind is racin'."
Family Guy
"Like, how does that candle in Beauty and the Beast"
Family Guy
"sing so good? I mean, the teapot I get,"
Family Guy
"'cause she's a girl. But the candle, I don't under..."
Family Guy
"Oh, he's French. That's why."
Family Guy
"Couch it is, I guess."
Family Guy
"Oh, my God. The couch is gone."
Family Guy
"Where the hell is... Oh, that's right."
Family Guy
"Couchella is this weekend."
Family Guy
"Hey, man, where you been?!"
Family Guy
"I just had sex with a girl on her period!"
Family Guy
"Dude, that's not a brag!"
Family Guy
"So, how fat are you?"
Family Guy
"240? Nice."
Family Guy
"Oh, Peter! What are you doing down here?"
Family Guy
"Oh, hey, Brian. Stewie kind of took over our bed,"
Family Guy
"so I'm looking for a place to sleep."
Family Guy
"Well, why don't you go up to the attic?"
Family Guy
"I think there's even a futon up there."
Family Guy
"Huh. That's a great idea."
Family Guy
"Geez, I'm glad you came along."
Family Guy
"I'm gonna sleep better than a cartoon sheriff."
Family Guy
"I was in jail 'cause I killed a bunch of old ladies."
Family Guy
"And now that I'm out, I'm gonna do it again."
Family Guy
"Wow, Stewie, you look exhausted."
Family Guy
"Yeah, 'cause I was up super late last night, beefing your mom."
Family Guy
"My mom's dead."
Family Guy
"Yeah, 'cause I beefed her to death."
Family Guy
"Whoa, what's your problem? Why are you being such a jerk?"
Family Guy
"I'm sorry, Brian. I had the absolute worst night."
Family Guy
"I had a weird dream. A frightening dream."
Family Guy
"Yeah, Stewie, that's called a nightmare."
Family Guy
"Sounds like you must've had your first one."
Family Guy
"That's what a nightmare is?"
Family Guy
"I thought nightmare meant, like, being invited"
Family Guy
"to an apartment party."
Family Guy
"Get a house if you want to have a party."
Family Guy
"I'm not going to a party in an apartment."
Family Guy
"Relax, it's no big deal."
Family Guy
"People have nightmares all the time."
Family Guy
"Oh, no, Brian. I am not living through that horror again."
Family Guy
"In fact, I've decided that from this day forward,"
Family Guy
"I shall never allow myself to fall asleep again."
Family Guy
"Come on, that's ridiculous."
Family Guy
"How do you think you're gonna do that?"
Family Guy
"I don't know. Maybe I'll get a job"
Family Guy
"working the night shift at a supermarket."
Family Guy
"Hey, where's the vegetable aisle?"
Family Guy
"Yeah, right, it's 2:00 a.m. You're not here for vegetables."
Family Guy
"Well, I got the 12 cucumbers."
Family Guy
"What's wrong? Just this guy at the..."
Family Guy
"Never mind."
Family Guy
"Peter, we have a hamper."
Family Guy
"Stop throwing your dirty clothes in the toilet."
Family Guy
"Peter?"
Family Guy
"Peter, where are you?"
Family Guy
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