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Clips from Master of None - Nashville (S01E01)

"But it is a movie."
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"And Mekhi Phifer's there."
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"He's there."
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"Uh-uh. That's where you're wrong."
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"He's writing it from the perspective of Eminem"
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"in real life."
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"No, no, no."
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"He says... ♪ Mom's spaghetti ♪"
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"That's in the movie."
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"He has a spaghetti stain on his shirt"
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"before the battle at The Shelter."
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"He's B-Rabbit."
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"No, you're just being ignorant now."
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"In the first verse,"
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"he's rapping as the character B-Rabbit,"
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"and there is a movie... I'll grant you that."
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"Thank yer."
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"But in the second verse,"
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"the perspective switches to that of Eminem,"
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"the real-life rapping actor."
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"So therefore, the lyrics stand."
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"There is no movie."
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"There is no Mekhi Phifer."
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"[sighs] All right. Point taken."
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"Wait a second. Hold on."
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"If, in the second verse, he's rapping as Eminem,"
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"- then it's real life, correct? - Correct."
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"All right, well, in that scenario,"
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"Mekhi Phifer the actor does exist."
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"He should be saying..."
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"♪ There is no movie There's no David 'Future' Porter ♪"
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"Well, that's where things get interesting."
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"Can we please talk about literally anything else?"
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"[Dev] All right."
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"Um, I got to figure out a first date with that girl Rachel."
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"Ooh. She's single again?"
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"Yes, she texted me earlier today and said,"
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""Things are done and done with my ex."
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"I'm up for that date if it's still on the table.""
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"I was thinking a nice dinner at Giorgio's."
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"Thoughts? Concerns?"
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"Giorgio's?"
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"I swear, every chick I've ever gone on a date with"
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"has taken me to Giorgio's."
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"Don't do dinner. Everyone does that."
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"You got to do something different and adventurous."
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"Good call. You got to be creative nowadays, cat."
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"For example, I really liked this girl,"
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"so I sent her an e-vite to my heart."
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"Ooh, what happened?"
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"She declined."
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"[Denise] Okay, uh..."
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"what about this?"
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"I got an email from this travel site"
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"offering, like, $50 tickets to Nashville."
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"Take her to Nashville for a night."
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"I don't know."
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"A vacation for a first date?"
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"Isn't that kind of nuts?"
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"That's what's so great about it."
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"It's a bold move."
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"Plus, think about it like this:"
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"if you do the normal date dinner,"
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"then it's like, the next day, you'll be stressing out about,"
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""When should I text her?"
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"What's the next date gonna be?""
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"This way, it's like ten dates in a row."
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"Y'all are just there,"
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"straight kicking it in Cashville."
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"Mm. Denise, you sold me."
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"I'm gonna do it."
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"How's this for the text?"
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""This may sound nuts,"
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"but would you want to go to Nashville for the weekend?""
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"I don't know. I think that text could use some seasoning, man."
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"Maybe add a little of that classic Dev spice."
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"Mm."
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"Let me see if I can find a little pinch."
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"Uh, ooh. I got it."
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""Are you down to clown in Nash-town?""
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"Fire it off, playboy."
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"It's off."
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"Arnold, what's going on in your love life, buddy?"
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"Mm. It's okay."
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"Went out with this girl Jess the other week,"
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"and I thought we had this connection, but..."
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"[cell phone honks]"
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"Ooh, she wrote back already."
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"Uh, "That sounds amazing."
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"I have my niece's violin recital at 7:00 on Sunday."
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"If we can be back by then, I'm down to be chillin'"
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"like a Nash-villain.""
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"Told you."
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"♪ Nashville date ♪"
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"♪ Nashville date ♪"
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"♪ Nashville date Nashville date ♪"
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"Speed it up."
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"♪ Nashville date, Nashville date ♪"
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"Really slow."
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"♪ Nashville ♪"
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"♪ Date ♪"
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"♪ Nashville ♪"
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"♪ Date ♪"
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"Backwards."
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"[unintelligible noises]"
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"Oh, wait, wait, wait. Sorry."
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"Arnold, what were you saying?"
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"Oh, nothing."
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"Just that her parents were in a Japanese internment camp,"
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"nothing important."
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"Go ahead with your singing and dancing."
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"♪ Nashville date, Nashville date ♪"
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"[country music]"
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"♪ ♪"
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"- What's up? - Hi."
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"- How are you? - Good."
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"- Here, I'll grab this. - Oh, thank you."
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"Um, so I checked the traffic on Waze,"
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"and it looks like we're pretty good on time."
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"- You want to grab a coffee real quick? - Yeah, sure."
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