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Clips from The Office - Roy's Wedding (S09E09)

"The building's custodian is on vacation for the month,"
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"and Dwight is too chip to hire a replacement."
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"So, instead, we're living in filth,"
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"because I have created the chore wheel."
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"Oh, yeah. Can I spin first?"
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"A wheel is supposed to spin."
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"guh-guh-guh-guh-h-guh--" - No, I'm familiar"
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"with spinning. It's just that wouldn't work"
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"the same chore-- - Yuck. Boring."
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"All she talks about is chores."
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"Spinning would be more fun."
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"Mug duty?"
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"Yes, you clean all the mugs in the sink."
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"This sucks."
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"Yeah, seriously, it's like everything"
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"I don't think you guys understand why we're doing this."
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"- It's-- - Yeah, and I don't think"
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"that you understand wheels."
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"with the team, and here's where we stand"
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"with the chore wheel."
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"Ten bucks, candy bar, manager for an hour."
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"But there are also penalties, like no internet,"
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"The one thing that is not on the chore wheel"
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"It's more fun this way."
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"Ahh! Whoo!"
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"It's so cute, no one seems to mind."
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"- Toilets! - Aww."
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"- Tiny wheel. - Lucky!"
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"[Up-tempo music]"
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"Pam, we gotta go!"
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"Cece, go back inside. Grandma's got breakfast, okay?"
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"We are going to Roy's wedding."
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"on a weekday at 8 AM"
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"Thanks, mom!"
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"will have hot dogs at his wedding."
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"I planned a wedding with him. He wanted hot dogs."
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"Just-- it's so weird."
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"Oh, Pete, you've got mail."
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"Really? I got somethin'?"
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"Well, it's addressed to customer service,"
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"so it's your mail."
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"Yeah, I'm alternating."
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"Yay."
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"Another person yellin' at me."
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"Well, it could be a nice letter."
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"I write nice letters to companies all the time."
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"That's really nice."
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"Wow, Newsweek, huh?"
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"Oh, yeah. I accidentally read it."
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"Get excited."
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"I know you don't really exist."
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"so I'd like to see him piss on that one."
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"Ho-o-o! What's happenin'?"
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"Congratulations, baby. Yeah."
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"Oh, thank you."
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"- Is this his house? - Think so."
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"Mimosa?"
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"- I'm okay. - Thank you."
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"Would you like me to take your peel?"
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"[Sighs] Okay."
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"Who's that?"
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"but Pam doesn't know."
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"There's $4,000 to give away,"
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"so who has filled out their forms?"
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"Listen to this. They give a poor person"
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"and Help Build Gnomes."
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"I will not be participating,"
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"as there is no evidence that charity works."
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"- Thank you, Andy. - I'm not doing it for you."
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"Dwight, you will be participating."
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"- No, thank you. - Participation is mandatory,"
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"- Great, thank you-- - ...which was recently discovered"
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"to be a front for the Taliban!"
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"The Taliban in Af-a-ghanistan."
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"Great heroin, though."
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"Dwight, I cannot have the Taliban on the roster"
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"of "Operation Give Back.""
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"Well, then, it looks like there won't be"
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"You're welcome."
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"Aw, yeah. We appreciate everyone"
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"Everyone's just been so nice."
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"Thanks for inviting us, by the way."
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"- That was-- that was a surprise. - Are you kidding me?"
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"I never would've met Laura."
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"But seriously, could've dodged a bullet on that one."
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"- Just kidding. - You're welcome."
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"By the way, man, this place is beautiful."
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"I started a gravel company. I mean, who knew"
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"Nah, things are good. Things are good."
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"Got some stuff in the works, so..."
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"- Oh, cool. - Yeah, you never know."
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"He's got a $50,000 sports car."
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"that's pretty, smart and well-informed, huh?"
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"Hold on-- hold on!"
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"Erin, do you know anybody that might--"
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"Oh, my gosh."
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"You love the news, right?"
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"I mean, sometimes I find out things that are really sad."
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"Well, I got a buddy"
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"and I can't tell you his name, but it'd blow your mind."
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"Uh, is it Duncan?"
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"He's looking for on-air talent,"
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"and he'd kill me if I didn't get you on tape."
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"You'll just come over, put on a little lipstick,"
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"loosen up with a glass of red wine,"
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"and it'd really help me out with Duncan--"
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"with my friend."
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"No, maybe, okay? Let me think about it."
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"Okay."
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"but you don't know them."
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"than a receptionist, but why?"
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"Because I happened to answer a "help wanted" ad"
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"I mean, what if the ad had been for a CEO"
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"I thought she was my waitress,"
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"and, uh, [Chuckles] took her three weeks"
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"to tell me that she actually owned the place."
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"You are full of surprises."
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"and today, I have a surprise for you."
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"He plays piano?"
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"Actually, I was doing this,"
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