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Clips from K-PAX

"the reproductive process is quite unpleasant for us."
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"Could you compare the effect to something that I might understand?"
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"Like a toothache? It's more like having your nuts in a vlse,"
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"except we feel it all over."
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"And to make matters worse, the sensation is associated..."
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"with something like your nausea, accompanied by a very bad smell."
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"The moment of climax is like being kicked in the stomach,"
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"and then falling into a pool of mod droppings."
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"Mod droppings?"
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"A mod is a being, much like your skunk, only far more potent."
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"Uh, if it's such a terrible experience,"
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"uh, how do you reproduce?"
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"As carefully as possible."
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"What are you doing?"
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"Well, you just reminded me of something I want to include in my report."
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"Your report. Yes, it's our custom..."
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"to compile descriptions of the various places and people we encounter..."
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"throughout the galaxy."
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"Morning, Betty. Good morning, Prot."
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"Morning, Navarro. Hey, what's up, man?"
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"Mr. Friedman. Morning, Maria."
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"- I'm Vanessa. - [ Navarro ] Just chill."
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"Morning, Bess."
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"Morning, Bess."
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"She doesn't talk to anybody. Afraid smoke will come out of her mouth when she talks."
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"Been here since she was a little girl. Burned her house down."
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"Shouldn't play with matches. Very dangerous."
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"It was an electrical flare. Why do you make up stories like that?"
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"Ernie has a very powerful imagination."
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"[Woman] Phil listen!"
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"Come on, Doris. You gotta come out of Your room sometime."
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"Look what I brought just for you."
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"[Doris] Pooh, pooh, pooh, pooh, pooh, pooh, pooh, pooh."
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"[Intern] Do that again, you go up to three."
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"Her Royal Highness never, ever comes out of her room. Not even to eat."
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"No wonder she's here. I'm sick and tired of this shit."
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"Everyday, coming up here and shooting food at me. I hate this."
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"[Clanging]"
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"The service here is atrocious!"
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"Good morning, Mrs. Archer. Doris."
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"[ Chuckles ]"
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"I wasn't expecting any gentleman callers..."
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"until this afternoon."
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"Excuse me."
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"You have a place set for two."
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"Oh, yes. Um... I'm expecting someone."
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"How long have you been waiting?"
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"Eleven years."
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"[ Laughs ]"
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"For some around here might..."
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"call that crazy, but I prefer to call it..."
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"[ Sniffles ] romantic."
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"Romantic. Like a, uh..."
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"waltz in the moonlight, or a..."
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"candlelit dinner..."
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"or a sunset. Oh, we have those."
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"On K-PAX, we have two suns."
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"They rlse together only once every 200 years."
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"And that is quite a sight."
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"He most definitely has a sensitivity to white light,"
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"but I think it's his range that You'll find interesting."
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"What am I looking at?"
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"He can detect light at a wavelength of up to 300 to 400 angstroms."
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"Ultraviolet."
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"Of course, Prot's explanation is that..."
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"due to his planet's peculiar quality of light caused by its two suns,"
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"K-PAXians are used to light conditions much like our twilight most of the time."
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"W-Wait a minute. Chuck, I didn't think..."
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"human beings could see ultraviolet light."
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"We can't."
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"Good morning, Joyce."
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"That's a lovely configuration You're wearing today. Thank you."
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"Macy's. Come in."
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"This is so much better."
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"It's a lot like home."
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"Well, uh, Prot,"
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"I was hoping you'd tell me more about home."
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"Well, what would you like to know?"
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"Well, uh, do you, um,"
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"do you have a family on K-PAX?"
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"It doesn't work on K-PAX the same way it works here, Mark."
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"On K-PAX, we don't have families in the way that you think of them."
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"In fact, a family would be a non sequitur on our planet, as it would on most others."
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"In other words, um,"
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"You, uh, you never knew Your parents."
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"On K-PAX, children are not raised by their biological parents, Mark, but by everyone."
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"They circulate among us, learning from one and then another."
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"Do you have a child? No."
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"Do you have a wife waiting back for you on K-PAX?"
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"Mark. Mark. Mark."
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"You are not really listening to what I'm saying to you, are you?"
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"We do not have marriage on K-PAX."
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"There are no wives. There are no husbands."
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"There are no families."
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"I see. So, um,"
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"what about... societal structure?"
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"Government. No, there's no need for one."
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"- You have no laws? - No laws. No lawyers."
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"How do you know right from wrong?"
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"Every being in the universe knows right from wrong, Mark."
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"But what if--"
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"if someone did do something wrong--"
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"committed murder or rape--"
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"how would you punish them?"
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"Let me tell you something, Mark."
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"You humans, most of you,"
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"subscribe to this policy of "an eye for an eye,"
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"a life for a life," which is known throughout the universe..."
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"for its stupidity."
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"Even your Buddha and your Christ had quite a different vision,"
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"but nobody's paid much attention to them, not even the Buddhists or the Christians."
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"[ Sighs ] You humans,"
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"sometimes it's hard to imagine how you've made it this far."
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"[Swing Creaking]"
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"[Dr. Powel l] Josh, be careful."
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"[Rachel] Okay, kids. Let's go. The hot dogs are ready."
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"[Playful Chattering]"
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"Hey. Where were you just now?"
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"Come on. Okay."
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"Hey, kids, come on. Wash up."
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