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Clips from K-PAX

"Okay!"
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"Josh. Now come on, quit teasing the dog."
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"Josh, let's go. Settle down now."
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"- Here we are. - Oh, park that right here."
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"Boy, that looks terrific. That looks great."
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"Steve, how was, uh, how was your trip up from Princeton?"
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"Steve, how was, uh, how was your trip up from Princeton?"
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"Not too bad. We even stopped by to see Michael."
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"Oh, that was nice of you, Sis."
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"Quite a detour for you guys."
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"Well, it was his birthday."
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"I know it was his birthday."
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"I sent him a card and a nice, uh,"
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"a nice, big check as usual."
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"It wouldn't kill you to pick up the phone every once in a while..."
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"and talk to your own son."
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"Thank you, Abby. You wanna pass the potato salad, please?"
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"There you go."
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"By the way, I put him through Dartmouth. He knows how to pick up a phone too."
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"I'm thinking of inviting him for Christmas. Oh, great."
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"He spends Christmas with his mother."
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"He won't come here. How do you know? When was the last time you asked him?"
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"Am I on the couch here, or what?"
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"You want a beer? Please and thank you."
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"You want some more? Can I have corn, darling?"
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"Steve, I, uh,"
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"I have a rather unusual favor to ask you."
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"What can I do you for, Dr. "P''? Well, I have a patient."
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"Sit down. I have this patient, who, uh,"
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"seems to know quite a bit about your field."
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"A patient who's an astronomer?"
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"So, tell me about this patient of yours."
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"Well, he, uh, he claims to come from a planet he calls K-PAX."
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"What kind of name is that? K-PAX?"
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"He says it's a thousand light-years away, near the constellation Lyra."
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"Uh-huh. Bighead? Green? About this high?"
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"Yeah, I think I know the guy."
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"No, he's, uh, he's very convincing."
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"[ Laughs ] I mean, of course, he's, uh, he's human."
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"well, he's-he's the most convincing delusional I've ever come across."
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"If I can prove to him that this K-PAX is just a figment of his imagination,"
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"then maybe I can find out who he really is."
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"Well, sure. I can give you..."
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"a whole list of questions to ask your fella. Wonderful."
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"[Betty] All his books and papers and everything..."
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"are spread all over the desk like always, but he's just sitting there."
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"Someone change his medication?"
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"I gave him his usual, Anafronil, 250 milligrams."
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"[Dr. Powel l] Hmm. Well, something's wrong with him."
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"An obsessive-compulsive doesn't just sit there looking out the window."
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"Howie?"
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"Good morning, Dr. Powell."
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"Good morning. But are you looking for something?"
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"Bluebird."
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"The bluebird?"
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"The bluebird of happiness."
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"Prot told me to find the bluebird of happiness."
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"Prot told you."
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"It's a task."
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"The first of three."
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"I don't know what the other two are yet."
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"He'll tell me."
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"If I complete all three,"
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"I'll be cured."
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"[Prot] There. Maintain your breathing."
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"That's it. Now you see?"
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"There are none of these ammonia particles that you're so worried about."
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"In the first place, I would be able to see them. Good morning, Sal."
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"And I don't. [Sal] Good morning, Dr. Stinky."
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"Ringed monkey, 7:00."
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"Take a bath. Take a bath."
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"Ernie, could you excuse us for a moment, please? Mm-hmm."
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"Good to, uh, see you outside, Ernie."
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"Thank you. Oh, Ernie, you stink."
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"Prot, it's one thing to take an interest in your fellow patients."
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"It's quite another to make them think that you can cure them."
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"You seem overly upset, Mark."
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"To borrow a phrase from Navarro, You need to chill."
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"For your information, all beings have the capacity to cure themselves, Mark."
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"This is something we've known on K-PAX for millions of years."
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"Listen to me. On this planet, I'm a doctor, you're a patient."
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"Doctor. Patient. Curious human distinction."
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"It's not your job to cure Howie."
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"Or Ernie or Maria or anyone else. It's mine."
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"Then why haven't You cured them yet?"
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"Oh, by the way, here are the answers to the questions you asked me."
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"I hope they meet Your satisfaction."
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"[Russell ] I don't know what to say, Mark."
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"I mean, this is-- this is pretty wild stuff."
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"Gibberish, huh? Well, not exactly."
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"I mean, see,"
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"Your patient indicates his planet, K-PAX,"
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"orbitingan eclipsing binary star system-- Agape and Satori."
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"Yeah. Near the Constellation Lyra."
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"He could have looked that up, right?"
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"That's the funny thing, Mark. Not really."
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"I mean, except for my boss, Duncan Flynn,"
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"one of the foremost astrophysicists in the world..."
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"and maybe two or three of his colleagues,"
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"nobody knows much about the possibility of planets in this star system yet."
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"It hasn't even been reported in any journals."
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"Tell me, honestly,"
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"did Duncan put you up to this?"
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"You know-- You know, like a joke?"
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"[ Chuckles ] No. It's no joke, Steve."
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"Uh, tell me,"
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"do you know of any missing astrophysicists?"
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"[ Laughs ] Can't say I do. [ Chuckles ]"
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"But there's one or two around here who'd sure like to meet this fella of yours."
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"Thanks a lot, Steve. I sure appreciate it."
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"[Rachel]"
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"[ Prot On Tape ] But unlike you humans, the reproductive process..."
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"is an unpleasant one for us. [Rachel] Start again."
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"[ Dr. Powell's Voice ] What way is it unpleasant?"
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"[ Prot On Tape ] It's a pain--"
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"[ Tape Recorder Off ]"
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"{#####[Piano Continues, "'Mary Had A Little Lamb'"]"
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"[ Rachel ] Good. Not too fast. Okay."
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"{#####[Piano Continues]"
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"[ Sighs ]"
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