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Clips from Dennis the Menace

"The flower opens and withers in a matter of moments."
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"There isn't a gardener in town with a plant that requires..."
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"...a 40-year investment for 10 seconds of splendor."
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"How do you feel about me working?"
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"A lot of moms work."
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"The best I could do finding someone to watch you is Mrs. Wade."
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"What about Joey? Did you think about him?"
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"What if he comes over? He'll think I moved."
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"Joey's mother made plans with Mrs. Wade just like I did."
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"Joey's at Margaret's house."
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"Do it!"
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"- I can make you. - How?"
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"I'll slug you back."
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"- You can't hit a girl. - I can too."
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"Try it. I'll scream so awfully, bloody, deadly horrible..."
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"...my mom'll think you tried to murder me."
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"I'll say you did and she'll believe it. Because boys are like that and girls aren't."
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"That really stinks."
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"Quit wasting time."
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"Mush your lips together and let's get this over with."
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"Close your eyes!"
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"Kiss me."
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"All right. Let's go."
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"Dennis, come on."
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"Oh, gosh."
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"Acting like a baby."
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"Get up!"
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"Right this instant!"
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"Don't you dare embarrass me!"
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"Fine, I'll drag you inside."
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"You guys are the boring ones. There's lots to do."
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"Oh, really? Like what?"
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"We could practice singing songs."
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"Or put on a play..."
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"...or a puppet show."
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"- We could bury you alive. - I could pound your face."
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"It doesn't matter, anyways, Margaret."
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"We'll be leaving soon and we have work to do."
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"We're going to make a fort."
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"You can't leave unless I go with you, or I'll tell on you."
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"So, tough kitty paws, I'm going."
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"Climb down from there. I'll get my purse."
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"This thing's been here our whole life and we never knew it."
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"- Do you think anybody lives in it? - Just squirrels and birds."
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"It looks kind of junky."
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"We'll fix it up."
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"Good. I'll be the decorator."
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"We'll put on a special room for the babies and a powder room for guests."
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"Forts don't have powder rooms."
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"Really?"
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"Where do the soldiers' wives go to freshen up?"
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"Soldiers don't have wives, stupid."
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"Don't call me stupid, baby rump kisser!"
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"It won't be a fort. It'll be a house."
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"A love nest."
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"Let's go up and see what color carpet we should get."
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"Do forts got carpet?"
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"Nope."
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"Forts don't got carpet!"
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"They do now, hot lips!"
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"The Selection Committee has informed..."
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"...Mrs. Butterwell and I..."
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"...that this summer's Floraganza will be held in the garden of..."
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"Can you read this here?"
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"You take these and I'll take those."
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"There we go. The garden of..."
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"...George Wilson!"
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"One Mississippi, two Mississippi, three Mississippi..."
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"...four Mississippi, five Mississippi."
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"Six Mississippi..."
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"...seven Mississippi, eight Mississippi, nine Mississippi."
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"Gunther, are you watching where everybody goes?"
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"Yep."
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"Girls. Now..."
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"Let's go!"
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"You know, I was unbeatable at hide-and-seek."
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"Hiding or seeking?"
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"Both. I had a nose for hiding places."
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"I wouldn't think you'd be much good at hiding."
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"Why not?"
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"Weren't you a fat boy?"
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"I was husky."
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"Ready or not, here I come!"
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"I see Joey and Mike!"
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"Run, Mikey!"
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"He's cheating."
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"What are you doing?"
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"Dennis is cheating. He's using the Beckman kid as a spy."
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"Leave them alone, George."
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"I'll even things up."
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"Gunther, I'm just talking to your daddy on the telephone."
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"He's going to the ice-cream store. He wants to take you with him."
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"Hurry up and go home!"
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"Now it's fair."
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"You lied to a toddler, George."
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"Think how disappointed he will be when he gets home."
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"He better get used to it. Disappointment will be a big part of his life."
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"He's a foot short for his age. And he's cross-eyed."
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"Ain't that a pretty sight?"
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"I bet they don't even lock their doors."
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"You won't notice a toy store on the first level..."
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"...but my suggestion is this:"
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"Give the toy store six months free rent to move up to the third level."
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"When I go to the mall with my little boy, we always visit the toy store."
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"He knows he won't get anything unless it's a special occasion, but like every kid..."
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"...he wants to look around..."
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"Could you spare us the family anecdotes?"
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"There's always a lot of traffic in toy stores."
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"If people have to go up to the third level to visit the toy store..."
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"...then they have to go through two other levels to get there."
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"That's apparent to anyone with children."
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"And you have to assume that potential tenants..."
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"...might have kids and would know that..."
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"...and it might entice them to take up space in the other levels."
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"That's all I'm saying."
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"We could have carried up a lot more stuff..."
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"...if you didn't have to bring that idiotic doll and all her junk!"
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"She's not idiotic! She's an important training tool."
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"You know why men are so lousy when it comes to taking care of babies?"
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"They have better things to do."
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