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Clips from Dennis the Menace

"Like what? Play golf and drink beer?"
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"No, like hunting, having wars, driving cars, shaving, cleaning fish."
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"Do you know how to do that?"
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"Me?"
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"Margaret."
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"Oh, okay."
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"If you didn't have women, you wouldn't have babies..."
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"...and you wouldn't have people."
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"If you didn't have men, who'd drive the ladies to the hospital?"
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"Most important, they marry the women, then the women can go and get the baby."
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"The baby is in her stomach!"
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"She has to get it installed. Her stomach isn't just filled up with babies."
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"- Who installs them? - A minister and a doctor."
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"- How? - How?"
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"She wants to know how?"
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"Tell me, Dennis, how?"
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"The bellybutton. It opens up."
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"- How come men have them? - So they don't look weird in bathing suits."
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"Okay, on the count of three..."
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"...move your hand."
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"One."
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"Two."
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"Three!"
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"Okay, this time on the count of four."
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"One."
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"Two."
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"Three."
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"Four!"
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"Joey, you hold the hammer and, Margaret, you hold the nail."
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"We did a pretty good job."
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"- How about a little paint? - Couldn't hurt."
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"- You got any? - My dad does."
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"- Give me my doll, you jerk! - I don't have it!"
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"- Give it to me! Dennis! - I didn't take your doll."
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"It's not here. Somebody took it."
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"We've been with you."
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"Do you guys swear you didn't take it?"
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"Yep."
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"I've been robbed!"
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"You don't understand. Baby Louise is a very expensive antique."
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"Nobody robbed your doll."
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"- Maybe a bear ate it. - What?"
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"Yeah, there's no robbers in our town."
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"What are you eating there, sport?"
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"A apple."
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"Hi, Mr. Mitchell."
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"Hello, Polly. Come on in."
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"- What's the helmet for? - My girlfriend used to baby-sit for Dennis."
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"She said to bring a helmet and wear pants."
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"I'm looking for Polly."
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"You're Mickey?"
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"Yeah."
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"She's up in my mom's bathroom using the armpit perfume."
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"She says you're such a stud, she gets nervous and sweats a lot."
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"Cool."
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"Come on in."
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"Tastes funny."
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"Tastes like paint."
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"And wood."
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"I'll make us some sandwiches."
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""'Do not cry, little locomotive,'..."
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""... said old Engine Number 99 to Huffy."
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""'One day when you grow up, you will realize..."
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""'... that all trains are impotent, important..."
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""'... even little mail trains. "'"
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"How can a train grow?"
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"He eats all his coal and gets plenty of sleep."
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"No, what's the point of reading lies?"
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"It teaches kids to eat all their food..."
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"...and go to bed when they're supposed to."
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"And not cry when mean cabooses and boxcars make fun of them."
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"This is so stupid."
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"Are you ready to get out of here and go to bed, yet?"
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"I'm not even wrinkled up yet. Keep reading."
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""'I will never be big enough to pull anything but silly old mail cars,'..."
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""... sobbed Huffy."
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""Sob..."
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""Sobbobed Huffy. ""
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"Where are you going?"
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"I'm going to investigate Mitchell's garage."
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"Dennis has been fooling around with paint. I know it, and I will prove it."
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"Aren't you taking this a bit far, George?"
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"He's only a boy."
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"Kids!"
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"G.D. Wading pool!"
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"That's it!"
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"Gee, I guess those kids took off."
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"I got him this time."
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"Mitchell can't deny it."
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"Sorry. Good night."
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"He's only a boy, huh?"
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"Hi, Mrs. Wilson."
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"Is Mr. Wilson up yet?"
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"Not yet, dear."
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"How long do you think he's going to sleep?"
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"Not too much longer. He's having his picture taken this morning."
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"- For what? - He's being honored for his garden."
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"Do you think he would get mad if I went upstairs?"
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"What do you want to go upstairs for?"
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"I made an "I'm Sorry I Shot Paint on Your Chicken" card."
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"That's very nice, Dennis."
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"I'm kind of busy today, so I won't have a chance to give it to him."
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"I have to go to Margaret's house..."
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"...because we're getting poor, and my mom's got a job now."
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"Could I leave it by his whisker cutter?"
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"That's where I leave my dad's "Sorry" cards."
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"And it's a good time to say you're sorry."
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"Grownup guys are happy in the morning when they wake up."
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"My dad's so happy..."
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"...he whistles when he goes to the bathroom."
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"The only time he isn't happy is on Sunday morning..."
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"...when he and my mom wrestle."
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"They like to be alone when they do that."
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"I think it's because they take off their shirts."
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"Then they start to make funny noises..."
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"You can go up..."
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"...as long as you promise not to disturb Mr. Wilson."
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"I promise."
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"You know what, Mrs. Wilson?"
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"What?"
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