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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Finding Fizbo (S08E08)

"Wait. To clarify, I understand women."
Modern Family (2009)
"I don't feel like I am one."
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"110 pages?"
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"What time are we supposed to get out of here?"
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"Oh, honey, you got a hot date tonight?"
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"Mom, don't be mean. Ignore her."
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"I actually am in a relationship,"
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"but I've been hiding it from everybody"
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"because I have once again chosen somebody"
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"that is completely inappropriate."
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"It's this older guy... Ben."
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"He works for my mother, and he lives with his mother."
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"I'm like a moth to a flame"
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"if the flame is an underachieving man-child"
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"with a Tasmanian Devil tattoo on his butt."
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"Sorry, this is going to take longer than I expected."
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"- Can you wait there? - Sure."
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"My mom's got her poker girls over, anyway."
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"This one lady, Karen, she gets real handsy with me."
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"She's not un-hot, either."
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"She's like an older, curvy..."
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"Emily Blunt but Indian."
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"Don't try to make me jealous, Ben."
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"One of my regulars at the coffee shop"
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"is always asking if I want to do some motorboating."
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"If I didn't get seasick, I'd go."
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"Now, okay, I don't want to get ahead of myself,"
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"but does the trophy have each of our names,"
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"or is it just the team name,"
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"'cause I kind want one of my own, but..."
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"You know what? No, never mind. I'll just get it engraved."
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"Okay, how can you be thinking"
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"about bowling at a time like this?"
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"You mean as we're going in to our bowling championship?"
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"Oh. Text message."
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"Read text message."
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"You have a message from Martin."
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""I keep picturing you guys"
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""holding the trophy later tonight."
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""Just kidding."
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""You're not invited to my victory party."
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""Ha ha.""
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"Oh."
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"Hello, Martin."
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"Hello, Cameron. Hello, Mitchell."
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"Where's the rest of Britney Queers?"
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"It's the Britney Spares, Martin."
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"The Britney Queers were eliminated weeks ago."
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"Yes, by us."
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"Eventually, all will fall to The Gay City Bowlers."
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"I forget. Do all the names have to be puns?"
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"Yes. It's like hair salons."
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"Unpleasant as always, Martin."
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"I'll see you in the alley."
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"I'm sure you say that to a lot of men."
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"Mitchell! Fizbo!"
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"- What? - Over there!"
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"Cam... Cam, do you think it's possible"
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"with how upset you are about Fizbo"
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"that... that maybe you're seeing things?"
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"Oh. No."
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"Maybe it's another guy with purple hair and a size 23 shoe."
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"Maybe Dennis Rodman bowls here!"
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"And we begin."
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""Lights up on the living room of James Pickett."
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""The furnishings and art tell us he was a wealthy man,"
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""but his money couldn't buy taste."
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""Enter four women in black returning from a funeral."
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""First, James' widow Chloe Dubois-Pickett"..."
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"That's me!"
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""... a beautiful French commoner who married up.""
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"Ooh, là là."
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""Next is Bailey, the granddaughter..."
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""cute as a button and just as smart.""
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"I like her."
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""Following her is James' sister,"
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""Professor Alma Diller, 60s."
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""There's no problem she can't solve"
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""except her own loneliness."
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""Finally, James' daughter Kate..."
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""attractive, intense, sharp-tongued,"
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""fleeting moments of warmth.""
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""Fleeting moments of warmth"?"
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"I get it."
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"This is the story of the four of us"
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"through some sort of distorted Manny lens."
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"Yeah, just because I'm smart,"
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"- I end up a spinster? - Mm-hmm."
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"You know what I could be doing right now"
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"- if I didn't get seasick? - Okay, calm down."
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"These characters are a compilation"
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"of many other women I've known, not you people."
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"Okay, let's start."
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""Kate enters and crosses straight to the credenza."
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""As she pours herself a much-needed glass of wine"..."
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"Mm."
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"Right."
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""To be honest, I can't believe"
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""the old grump didn't die years ago.""
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"Nice. My first line is something horrible about my dead dad."
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"How cold do you think I am?"
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"Didn't I just say it's not you?"
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"- Isn't it, though? - What?"
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""Old people die, get over it"?"
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"That was, like, 20 minutes ago."
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"- Okay, now, hang on a second. - Okay, this seems like a whole thing,"
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"so I'm just gonna go grab a water real quick."
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"Oh, come on."
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"- Who are you texting? - Ahh! No one."
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"I'm just reading my horoscope."
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"Liar. Why would anyone read their horoscope so late in the day?"
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"Everything's already happened."
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"- There's a dude, isn't there? - What? No."
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"Sneaking off with your phone, the clean hair,"
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"your one bra that fits properly... spill."
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"Okay, fine."
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"There is a dude."
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"Oh, God, it's not another high-school boy, is it?"
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"No. He's legal."
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"He's just embarrassing in a different way."
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