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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Finding Fizbo (S08E08)

"You know you've been like this your whole life..."
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"ashamed of the romantic, sexual part of you."
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"Honestly, it seems like you think you don't deserve it,"
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"but you do."
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"And if this guy is fun and good to you"
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"and doesn't ride a scooter,"
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"let it be okay."
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"Haley."
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"Thanks."
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"Ladies, I don't know what emotional thing"
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"is playing out right now,"
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"but how about you save it for over there?"
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"And then I sent you the cutest video"
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"of a puppy nursing on a mama lion,"
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"and what do you text back?"
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""She's getting him fat"
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""so that he tastes better at lunch"?"
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"Yeah, so what? My crime is I'm hilarious?"
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"Can we get back to this, please?"
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"Kate just said she couldn't believe"
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"her father didn't die sooner, then..."
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""The Widow Dubois slumps in a chair, emotional.""
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""Ohh, ma chérie,"
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""your papa would be devastated to hear you say"
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""such insensitive things.""
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"Really?"
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"Are you gonna do the whole accent thing?"
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"Lo and behold..."
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"what do we see?"
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"The queen of spades is gone!"
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"Where could she be?"
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"In Frank's pocket. I saw you put it there."
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"So it is!"
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"Great trick, Phil."
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"And nice assist, Ray."
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"I thought this was supposed to be a bachelor party."
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"Where's the female entertainment?"
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"Oh, don't you worry about that."
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"♪ Mr. Sandman ♪"
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"- ♪ Bring me a dream ♪ - ♪ Bum, bum, bum, bum ♪"
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"♪ Make him the cutest that I've ever seen ♪"
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"♪ Bum, bum, bum, bum ♪"
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"♪ Give him two lips ♪"
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"- ♪ Like roses and clover ♪ - ♪ Bum, bum, bum, bum ♪"
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"♪ And tell him that his lonesome nights are... ♪"
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"What are you doing?!"
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"Calling time of death."
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"Oh, not you ladies."
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"You're still very vital, of course."
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"Hey, we really appreciate"
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"all the riveting you did during the war."
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"Dad was enjoying them."
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"Just as well."
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"I'm about to be married."
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"I don't need to be tempted"
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"by all those bum, bum, bums."
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"Oh, is that it for the planned activities?"
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"No, we're just getting started."
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"For the next hour, it's a $5 buy-in game of Uno,"
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"then downstairs to Captain Scupper's,"
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"the best oysters in the desert."
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"And finally, put on your neckties, gentlemen,"
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"'cause I have four balcony seats..."
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"to Mr. Neil..."
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"- Please say "Diamond." - ... Sedaka."
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"What a night!"
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"Oh, we need some ice."
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"I'll be right back."
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"What the hell's Uno?"
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"Sort of a thinking man's Crazy Eights."
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"Instead of playing cards up here,"
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"there is a casino downstairs"
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"with actual big-boy drinks."
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"I'm right behind him."
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"We'll grab Phil on the way."
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"Or wouldn't it be fun for him..."
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"to try and find us?"
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"Oh, he'll love that!"
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"Hey, Louise,"
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"I just saw that psycho imposter clown"
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"out by the dumpster giving me threatening looks."
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"- Look, Flouncy... - It's Fizbo."
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"I'm talking to you."
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"I don't have time for your clown nonsense."
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"We've got a championship to win."
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"I'm gonna go warm up with the Pindigo Girls."
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"Why does this have to be happening today?"
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"Mitchell,"
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"maybe it's happening because it's today."
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"Maybe somebody is trying to get in my head"
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"to throw me off my game."
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"Oh, honey, do you really think people care enough to..."
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"Hey, you know what, there are six people just in my eyesight"
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"that would do anything to break my winning streak."
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"For instance, Martin."
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"He's never forgiven me for making him feel"
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"like your father was in love with him."
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"Okay, it couldn't have been Martin."
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"We saw him, like, three seconds before you thought that you saw Fiz..."
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"- Actually saw. - Okay."
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"And what's this about my dad?"
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"Fine. It's not Martin."
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"But it certainly could be Señor Kaplan."
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"Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, seis."
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"Hola, Señor Kaplan."
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"If you're here to talk trash, I'm not interested."
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"Where were you 20 minutes ago,"
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"and can anybody account for your whereabouts?"
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"Not that it's any of your business,"
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"but I happened to be in the photo booth taking some solos."
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"I'm gonna use number three for my new passport."
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"I would use number two. There's a twinkle in your eye."
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"But I have a different theory"
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"as to where you were 20 minutes ago,"
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"and it would have given you exactly enough time"
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"to change out of a clown costume into your bowling outf..."
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"- What's wrong? - Wha... No. No, no."
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"I just saw... I just saw Fi... Fizbo"
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"in... in... in the mirror."
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"I don't know what's going on with you, Tucker,"
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