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Clips from Central Park - The Ballad of Johnnie Lee (S02E02)

"- [engine revving] - What's that sound?"
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"- [gasps] That's Johnnie Lee. - The Johnnie Lee?"
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"[Molly] ♪ He's not only nice But he's a thrill seeker ♪"
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"♪ And he's cute But he's a winning streaker ♪"
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"♪ And he's not scared He likes it scarier ♪"
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"♪ If you dare, he'll only make it ♪"
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"- ♪ Dare-ier ♪ - [man] He just broke the sound barrier."
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"[Molly] ♪ Ode to Johnnie Lee And nobody would make a wisecrack ♪"
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"♪ Crack, crack ♪"
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"♪ Ode to Johnnie Lee He would never be embarrassed ♪"
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"♪ He's not only nice But he's a total rebel ♪"
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"♪ And he's cute But he's a daring devil ♪"
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"♪ With his Soda Pop copilot companion ♪"
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"♪ On a nonstop Flight over the Grand freakin' Canyon ♪"
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"- He's so dangerous. - Yet very approachable."
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"♪ Ode to Johnnie Lee Did you know he's super fame-ass? ♪"
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"♪ Ass, ass ♪"
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"♪ Ode to Johnnie Lee He will never be embarrassed ♪"
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"♪ Bare-assed, bare-ass, bare-ass ♪"
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"- Never be the butt of a joke. - [engine revving]"
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"- ♪ He's steppin' on the gas ♪ - He looks so cute in leather."
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"- ♪ Goin' so fast ♪ - I wanna be Johnnie Lee."
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"♪ Sailing cross the vast ♪"
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"- ♪ Crevasse ♪ - Oh, I can't look. But I gotta look!"
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"♪ Leaving his past ♪"
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"- ♪ Behind ♪ - Houston, we have liftoff."
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"- He's so brave. - And his clothes fit really well."
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"♪ Ode to Johnnie Lee He will never be embarrassed ♪"
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"♪ Bare-assed, bare-assed ♪"
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"♪ Ode to Johnnie Lee Like a lightning bolt, he flashes ♪"
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"♪ Flashes, flashes ♪"
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"♪ Ode to Johnnie Lee ♪"
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"♪ He will never be ♪"
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"♪ Embarrassed ♪"
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"[Molly] Oh, by the way, Johnnie Lee and his sidecar pooch, Soda Pop,"
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"live inside the New Year's Eve Ball in Times Square"
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"- with their butler, Dadsworth. - [Cole] Wow!"
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"I live in the Times Square Ball, and I have a dog and a butler?"
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"Best life ever!"
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"- This is a cautionary tale, right? - Oh, it's gonna go real bad."
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"- Your Nutty Holes, sir. - Thank you, Dadsworth."
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"Big day tomorrow, it being your first live TV performance."
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"I know. I should probably take a bath, right?"
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"Indeed, sir. But I'd like to discuss a safety issue."
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"- Or would you prefer to do tub time first? - Eh, let's do it now."
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"Then Soda Pop and I can enjoy our tubbies without a clock on us."
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"What are we talking about?"
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"Tomorrow you'll be attempting the "Leap of Insanity,""
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"a stunt so dangerous it would drive an ordinary person to insanity,"
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"which brings me to your safety belt."
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"- Oh, were you able to fix the latch? - Yes. And I designed these,"
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"magnetic safety pants."
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"Of course. Since we failed at magnetizing my actual butt..."
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"You simply sit on your bike, enter a four-digit code on the keypad,"
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"the magnets will activate, and your bottom will be secured to the bike's seat."
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"- How do I demagnetize? - Just enter the code again."
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"Stay in your pants, stay in your seat."
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"I can't imagine my pants coming off for any reason."
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"Maybe that happened to someone with a different name,"
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"but not to Johnnie Lee Tillerman."
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"Just be sure to pick a four-digit code that you will never forget."
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"- Thank you, Dadsworth. - My pleasure, sir."
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"I'll go start your tubby. Warm, kind of hot, or pruney fingers?"
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"- Surprise me. - Excellent choice."
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"Hello, New York. Hello, world. I'm Melanie Blazer,"
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"reporting live in Times Square for News Channel News and Special Reports."
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"We're moments away from"
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"Johnnie Lee Tillerman's global television event."
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"And I know it's probably inappropriate to say this,"
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"but I think he's the most adorable little stuntman I've ever seen."
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"[Dadsworth] A four-digit code that you will never forget."
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"Okay, Soda Pop. Sun's out, stunt's out."
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"Johnnie Lee Tillerman is heading to the ramp for the "Leap of Insanity,""
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"a backflip while jumping over four skyscrapers, four subway cars,"
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"a bus, a pedicab, a swan boat and Bette Midler's limo."
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"And he'll do it all while juggling three mini jack-o'-lanterns with one hand."
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"- Gosh, he's a special little guy. - [engine revving]"
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"Whoo-hoo! What the--"
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"Off to a great-- No. Something's wrong."
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"Oh, no! Soda Pop, your sidecar's loose."
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"[Molly] Little did Johnnie Lee know, a convicted troublemaker--"
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"she went to prison for being a troublemaker--"
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"had escaped and loosened the belts of Soda Pop's sidecar just before the stunt!"
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"[cackles]"
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"- That kinda came out of nowhere. - No, it works. Trust me."
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"Ahhh!"
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"[Molly] Anyway, distracted by the wobbly sidecar,"
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"instead of flipping over the skyscrapers,"
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"Johnnie Lee Tillerman and Soda Pop get stuck between them."
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"[gasping] I got you, Soda!"
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"[Molly] The weight of the bike shifts."
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"Johnnie Lee's pants stay magnetized to the seat,"
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"but since he's upside down, he starts sliding out of his pants."
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"No. No. No. No!"
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"Johnnie Lee holds his pants on in one hand, and Soda Pop in the other."
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"Rescuers are placing a net to catch Johnnie Lee and Soda Pop."
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"As I understand it, the net works for dogs and humans, so that's good."
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"Release yourself from the bike and we'll catch you."
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"Okay, I'll try."
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"Johnnie lets go of his pants and tries to reach for the keypad,"
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"but he can't because gravity's pulling him out of his pants."
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"- Because that's what gravity does. - [strains, screams]"
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"Johnnie Lee kept sliding out of his pants."
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"And since he didn't tell Dadsworth he was down to his last pair of underwear,"
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"he was wearing his laundry day underwear, and he slid out of those too."
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"[grunts] I'm trapped in the safety belt thingy."
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"Then we have to turn off the magnets."
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"I could climb up to the keypad. Tell me the code. I-I'll punch it in."
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"- [Johnnie] No! - Seriously?"
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"I-- I just can't tell you the code."
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"I made a promise to myself to never say that word again."
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"I'd rather hang here with my butt out forever."
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"And so he did. Johnnie Lee Tillerman spent the rest of his life"
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"hanging upside down in Times Square with his butt out,"
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"all because he refused to say the code,"
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"a four-letter word he knew he could never forget."
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"- Fart? - No."
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"Cole. His code was Cole."
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"Oh. [gasps] Oh, wow."
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"- I just got chills. - Yeah, you did."
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