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Clips from Central Park - The Ballad of Johnnie Lee (S02E02)

"The past always catches up with you. So, the choice is yours."
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"Be the guy who mooned the school for 20 seconds"
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"or the guy who mooned the world for the rest of his life."
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"You guys don't get it. Everyone saw my butt."
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"The only way to handle this is to quit being Cole and just become Johnnie Lee."
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"You know what? I agree."
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"- Cole, you should be Johnnie Lee. - Uh, what's happening?"
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"Shh! I'm doing a thing."
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"- Finally! Someone is on my side. - No, no, no, no, no."
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"Not Johnnie Lee Tillerman, Johnnie Lee Hunter."
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"I think you need to hear my grandpa's story,"
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""The Ballad of Johnnie Lee Hunter.""
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"[crowd cheering]"
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"[Paige] It was the biggest game of the year,"
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"and it was a day Johnnie Lee Hunter would never forget."
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"Johnnie Lee loved football."
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"He never could make the team as a player"
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"because he had the trademark Hunter noodle arms."
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"So instead, he was the water boy."
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"It all came down to the last play of the game."
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"With seconds left, the quarterback handed off the ball"
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"to their star running back."
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"They had to score a touchdown or they'd lose the game."
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"As the running back ran down the field, the sidelines erupted,"
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"Johnnie Lee the loudest of all."
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"He was jumping up and down,"
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"waving those noodle arms all over the place."
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"And then, one of those arms knocked over the water barrel,"
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"drenching the running back as he ran by."
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"He went down, the clock ran out, and like that, the game was over."
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"Johnnie Lee felt the eyes of every person in that stadium turn toward him."
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"The water boy, Johnnie Lee Hunter, had caused the team to lose."
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"But it was an accident. W-What did he do?"
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"He left, humiliated and embarrassed."
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"Huh? What the heck, Mom?"
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"This is the saddest story ever, and there's not even mooning in it... yet."
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"- Yeah, seriously, Mom. - What happened next?"
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"- He let the moment define him. - He did?"
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"Yeah, by letting himself define the moment."
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"- What? - That's confusing. I'll keep going."
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"Johnnie Lee Hunter knew he'd always be remembered as"
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"the water boy who made the team lose,"
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"unless he went and did something even more unbelievable."
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"Johnnie Lee went back the very next game."
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"Everyone gave him angry face except one kind, red-headed cheerleader."
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"She was so impressed he came back, she didn't cheer the rest of the game."
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"She just talked to that brave water boy."
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"♪ Johnnie Lee messed up Thought he would drown in shame ♪"
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"♪ But, baby, he went back Ready to face the blame ♪"
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"♪ Though he was taunted Clearly unwanted ♪"
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"♪ He wouldn't let it break his courage ♪"
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"♪ And so with his head high He poured with such tenacity ♪"
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"♪ Catching a girl's eye Wooed by that boy's audacity ♪"
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"♪ Miscalculations turned to flirtation ♪"
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"♪ All because he showed his face again ♪"
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"♪ His face again, his face again ♪"
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"♪ 'Cause don't you know ♪"
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"♪ When the bottom falls out You pick it back up ♪"
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"♪ That water boy had a drought But then he filled up his cup ♪"
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"♪ 'Cause that's what life is about So learn from Johnnie ♪"
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"♪ You just keep on going ♪"
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"♪ Even when the bottom falls out ♪"
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"But my bottom literally fell out."
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"Well, son, it's time to put it back in."
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"♪ Show up tomorrow Prove that it won't define ya ♪"
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"♪ Wearing a good belt With Mom and me behind ya ♪"
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"♪ Though you were seminude You've got that fortitude ♪"
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"♪ You'll be there When they're calling places ♪"
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"♪ Calling places, calling places Showing your face 'cause ♪"
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"♪ When your bottom falls out You pull up those pants ♪"
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"♪ Won't help to sit home and pout You show up and dance ♪"
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"♪ You laugh it off and you shout "We all have bottoms!" ♪"
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"♪ And you keep on keeping Even when the bottom falls out ♪"
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"♪ Courage and grit You can take a real hit ♪"
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"♪ Show your moxie and gumption They'll make no assumption ♪"
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"♪ It's not in your name ♪"
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"♪ It's playing the game It's swallowing shame ♪"
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"♪ Saying, "I'm gonna see this through" ♪"
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"♪ 'Cause when the bottom falls out You come back your way ♪"
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"♪ Yeah, when your bottom falls out You still show up for the play ♪"
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"♪ You stick around and you stay Show up and own it ♪"
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"♪ And you keep on strolling Even when the bottom ♪"
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"- [Paige] ♪ Yeah, your name is Cole ♪ - ♪ Falls out, when the bottom falls out ♪"
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"- ♪ And you just keep on going ♪ - ♪ When the bottom falls ♪"
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"♪ Even when the bottom falls out ♪"
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"You just gotta keep showing up, sweetheart, like Johnnie Lee did."
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"And yes, at that next game, while talking to that cheerleader,"
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"he accidentally spilled water on another player. They lost by 40 points."
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"He wasn't a great water boy, but he was a good man."
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"And my Grandma Coral saw that."
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"The red-headed cheerleader was your grandma?"
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"Oh. Seems obvious when I say it out loud."
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"If Johnnie Lee had quit and never gone back,"
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"they never would have started dating."
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"And you wouldn't even have a butt to moon with. Whoa."
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"Changing your name to Johnnie Lee won't solve your problems,"
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"but being like Johnnie Lee will."
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"[Birdie] Cole went to bed that night wondering,"
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"should he be Cole or should he be Johnnie Lee?"
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"And Paige and Owen made sure Cole had a metric butt-ton"
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"of clean underwear with nice snug waistbands..."
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"[stammers] ...just in case."
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"And it's a good thing they did 'cause, uh... [clears throat] ...places!"
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"- Proud of you, buddy. - Thanks, Dad."
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"- Your fly's down. - Right, right."
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"- [zips] - [Cole] Got it."
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"- [Enrique] Hey, Cole! - [exhales deeply]"
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"Here we go. Yeah?"
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"My mom made six dozen brownies to sell at intermission tonight."
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"- Wanna try to eat 'em all first? - Of course I do."
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"I wasn't sure you were gonna show up to today 'cause, you know, your butt."
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"Yeah, well, I'm here. So let's go eat some brownies."
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"Oh, my sweet baby. I love his little butt so much."
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"Me too. I was so worried about him, I barely slept last night."
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"I didn't sleep at all. Partially because you were snoring and I was judging you."
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"I'm over it now. I'm back to thinking we make a pretty good team."
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"Come here, noodle arms."
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"[Owen] ♪ Roaming the prairie With Lucky and Side-Eye ♪"
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"♪ And he can shoot, he can lasso With a blindfold like a boss ♪"
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"♪ 'Cause the name is Johnnie Lee ♪"
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