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"What?"
Igor
"I think the makeup girl is out to get me."
Igor
"No, that's Brain. And he's not the makeup girl, he's the idiot."
Igor
"Now try to remember on the word "tomorrow,""
Igor
"you re supposed to crush the Evil Invention to your left!"
Igor
"You mean "stage left.""
Igor
"Yeah, whatever. You're supposed to smash it to smithereens."
Igor
"I know, it's just..."
Igor
"It looks kind of real, and it's hard because I would"
Igor
"never hurt anything real"
Igor
"The props at the audition"
Igor
"are gonna look even more real, Eva."
Igor
"Some may even scream when you smash them."
Igor
"Oh, really?"
Igor
"Yes. And they're also going to fight back."
Igor
"But it's all for reality's sake."
Igor
"But if you don't want to be a real actress..."
Igor
"Oh, no, no. I do, I do."
Igor
"This is a block for me but I will get through it."
Igor
"Once more, from the top, with feeling."
Igor
"I just have a teeny, teeny, tiny suggestion."
Igor
"Now, I know I m not the director but at the end of the number,"
Igor
"I would love to try something like this..."
Igor
"You're only a day"
Igor
"Away"
Igor
"Works for me."
Igor
"Dr. Igor. Dr. Igor von Igorstein."
Igor
"No, no, no. The Evil Revered Igor von Igorstein III."
Igor
"I can't believe it."
Igor
"I might actually be able to pull this off."
Igor
"Good work today, Eva. You took some really..."
Igor
"big steps."
Igor
"Thank you, Igor."
Igor
"I'm whispering to protect my voice."
Igor
"I really couldn't have done it without you."
Igor
"Isn't it beautiful?"
Igor
"King Malbert has turned this country into a paradise."
Igor
"His tower shines out for all the world to see as a beacon of evil."
Igor
"And that's a good thing?"
Igor
"We were a nothing country until King Malbert taught us"
Igor
"that the way to succeed is by doing evil."
Igor
"Phew!"
Igor
"This is a tough town."
Igor
"Well, in this world, nice guys finish last."
Igor
"So, I have to step on people to get ahead?"
Igor
"Uh..."
Igor
"Yeah."
Igor
"Well, I'd rather be a good nobody than an evil somebody."
Igor
"And so would you. Because you're good, Igor."
Igor
"Eva, don't say that."
Igor
"It's true. You are good."
Igor
"Seriously, stop saying that!"
Igor
"But you are! You've helped me with my audition."
Igor
"You've made me this delicious tea."
Igor
"You're a very good friend."
Igor
"Evil Scientists don't have friends."
Igor
"Well, what are Brain and Scamper?"
Igor
"Headaches."
Igor
"Oh!"
Igor
"Is that all I am?"
Igor
"No."
Igor
"Okay. Then you can be my number two friend."
Igor
"Number two friend. Well, who's your number one friend?"
Igor
"See? You're jealous."
Igor
"You do wanna be my friend."
Igor
"I guess I'm just a pushover."
Igor
"Hi, welcome to Cristall Clear. I'm Carl Cristall."
Igor
"Tonight, we have a very special guest, someone we all love and respect."
Igor
"It's Honkers the Gassy Monkey. But first, King Malbert."
Igor
"You're not wearing any, you know, pants."
Igor
"Hmm?"
Igor
"Oh, no, I'm not."
Igor
"I figure, why does an invisible man need to wear pants?"
Igor
"It's very liberating, Your Highness."
Igor
"Sire, the clouds,"
Igor
"were they a blessing or a curse?"
Igor
"Well, of course, I would never wish the clouds on my people."
Igor
"But we rallied together for the common good"
Igor
"by embracing evil, and look at us now!"
Igor
"Respected, successful."
Igor
"What are you doing?"
Igor
"Scratching my invisible..."
Igor
"But getting back to my next question, sire."
Igor
"The Evil Science Fair is two days away."
Igor
"Any predictions? Can anyone beat Dr. Schadenfreude?"
Igor
"Well, I hate to predict."
Igor
"I mean, all the Evil Scientists are twisted fiends in their own right."
Igor
"That said, there may be a genius this year"
Igor
"with an Evil Invention so revolutionary"
Igor
"that Schadenfreude might finally get knocked off his perch!"
Igor
"The only one getting knocked off his perch is you!"
Igor
"Damn it, I need that monster!"
Igor
"I will not be beaten"
Igor
"by a hunchbacked pot-bellied, bulgy-eyed runt."
Igor
"I think he's kind of cute. Talent is attractive."
Igor
"I can just picture Igor and his monster now,"
Igor
"plotting their deadly combat maneuvers."
Igor
"I got a woman as big as a house, yes, sir"
Igor
"She's as big as a two-family house with a porch and a fence"
Igor
"You won't believe what you see when you look at her"
Igor
"She's enormous, colossal, tremendous, gigantic, immense"
Igor
"Why try to deny it? She's just what I like."
Igor
"If she goes on a diet"
Igor
"I'll go on strike."
Igor
"The bigger the figure The better I like her"
Igor
"The better I like her The better I feed her"
Igor
"The better I feed her The bigger the figure"
Igor
"The bigger the figure The more I can love"
Igor
"She's exactly like a watermelon"
Igor
"Big and round and sweet"
Igor
"And in a party dress She may be quite a mess"
Igor
"But I love her a lot So what if she's not"
Igor
"so neat?"
Igor
"The bigger the figure"
Igor
"The better I like her"
Igor
"The better I like her"
Igor
"The better I feed her"
Igor
"The better I feed her The bigger the figure"
Igor
"The bigger the figure The more I can love"
Igor
"If she ever"
Igor
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