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Clips from Igor

"I could! But you know what would happen if I did!"
Igor
"The same thing he'd do if he found out I invented you two."
Igor
"He'd recycle me."
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"Can you imagine being chopped up and used for body parts"
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"and God knows what else?"
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"Horrible."
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"Dang it! Still here."
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"If I had my shot,"
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"I could be one of the greatest Evil Scientists Malaria has ever seen."
Igor
"They'd all cheer my name"
Igor
"just like they do for the great Dr. Schadenfreude!"
Igor
"And now your master of disaster, the chief of grief,"
Igor
"a man who needs no introduction,"
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"but who will brutally torture me if he doesn't get one,"
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"Dr. Schadenfreude!"
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"Thank you thank you. You're too kind"
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"And I'm not."
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"But I want to welcome you all to my annual pre-Evil Science Fair party."
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"My girlfriend Jaclyn."
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"You know, she may seem like"
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"a shallow, conniving wretch..."
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"That's all I got. That pretty much sums her up."
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"A toast to the undefeated winner of 17 Evil Science Fairs"
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"and the greatest Evil Genius in the world."
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"Bow for the King!"
Igor
""The greatest Evil Genius in the world.""
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"I remember when people used to call me that."
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"Back when the clouds destroyed our peaceful land of farmers,"
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"and my plan to blackmail the world saved us all"
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"Yes, as you've told us all over and over and over."
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"Yeah, well, here's more."
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"Did you know that years ago, Schoddy's family name was Poekelmacher?"
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"His family were pickle-makers."
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"So, what's your Evil Invention this year, Doctor, kosher or dill?"
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"I want to shove a pickle right where the sun don't shine."
Igor
"You mean Malaria, Master?"
Igor
"No matter how many Evil Science Fairs I win,"
Igor
"I always have to bow down to that idiot."
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"I will never get the respect he gets!"
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"Respect? Respect isn't gonna keep me in baby-seal boots."
Igor
"You just need to keep on winning"
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"Well, that is spoken like a true worthless leech,"
Igor
"who, by the way still has not helped me steal this year's winning invention."
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"You know, maybe if you were a real scientist,"
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"you wouldn't need me to help you cheat every year."
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"Your whole lab is fake,"
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"just like you."
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"And maybe I should throw you back in the gutter where I found you!"
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"You're one to talk, Dr. Schadenfraude!"
Igor
"You don't have the guts."
Igor
"Is Daddy still mad at me?"
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"No."
Igor
"But you and your friend Heidi"
Igor
"still have a little job to do."
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"Oh, we're trying."
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"Well, try a little bit harder!"
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"Because this year,"
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"I won't stop at just winning the Evil Science Fair."
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"I'm gonna unleash my winning invention"
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"on the King's smug little face,"
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"and then he'll be the one groveling at my feet!"
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"Hi there."
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"Look, it's your little girlfriend, Heidi."
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"You take a cocoa break,"
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"and I'll guard your plans for your new invention."
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"No, wait! You'll spill on my plans."
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"Heidi, you're not careful enough!"
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"You're so sloppy sometimes."
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"Oh, poopshkin."
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"I went to the evil bookstore and got you an inspirational poster."
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"It's a little kitten!"
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"To remind you to always take time in your day for a little torture."
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"My transducer!"
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"Time to go. I have no time for cocoa or kittens!"
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"I have to work on my plans alone and in secret."
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"In other words, bon voyage."
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"Who doesn't like tortured kittens?"
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"I... I like kittens."
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"I don't like dirty little hunchpeople."
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"Great, Schadenfreude's gonna kil me."
Igor
"And why are there two transducers?"
Igor
"Master, the 21-gigawatt might be somewhat safer, I think."
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"Think? Igors don't think."
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"I'm using the 16-gigawatt, you fool!"
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"Now get over there and pull the switch!"
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"What are you waiting for?"
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"Yes, Master!"
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"Yes! Yes!"
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"Yes!"
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"I told you the 16 would work, you Igor."
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"Behold my rocket ship!"
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"Born to stream through the world,"
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"unleashing pain and misery on everyone."
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"I named her after you, Mother."
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"Now to take the old cow for a test drive."
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"No, Master! The rocket is going to..."
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"Uh... Yeah that."
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"Finally."
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"Now I can throw out that rug in the foyer. That thing is hideous."
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"We were all thinking it. I just said it."
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"Oh, no, who's that? What am I gonna do?"
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"Relax, this is Glickenstein's castle."
Igor
"And he doesn't have to open that door for anyone."
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"Open for the King!"
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"Except for the King. Oh, my God! Oh, my God!"
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"He's here to see Glickenstein! What do I tell him?"
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"Tell him the truth. And if he kills us,"
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"I'll come back and give you a beautiful funeral."
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"Right, right. The truth, that's a good option. Right, right."
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"Glicky! Glicky, my boy."
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"Where's Glicky?"
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"Your Highness, he's gone."
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"Curse it, I need to see his invention."
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"Schadenfreude is getting too popular."
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"The people might make him king."
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"Someone has to beat him this year,"
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"with an invention more evil than his."
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"Someone who can snatch Schadenfreude's number one position"
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"and rub his face in number two!"
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"Ew..."
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