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Clips from The Pacifier

"Especially when Zoe's driving."
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"- [Gasps] - [Tires screeching]"
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"- [Lulu] Zoe Plummer! - [Seth] Zoe, what are you doing?"
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"- [Seth] What are...? Slow down! - [Lulu] Truck!"
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"[Screaming]"
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"- [Wolfe] Whoa! Whoa! - [Tires screeching]"
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"- [Lulu] Whoa! - [Wolfe] Not bad."
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"Land! Solid land!"
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"- I think it went well. - Oh, it's so dramatic."
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"Hey, hey, hey. No fighting."
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"- Play nicely. - [Boy] Sorry."
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"- Hi. - Hey, how are you?"
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"I have noticed an improvement in the Plummer kids and I'm very impressed."
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"Yeah, you know, they're just misunderstood."
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"[Wolfe] Peter, careful! Don't make me come up there!"
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"Someone needs to take the time to talk to 'em."
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"- You're getting a little attached. - I take my job very seriously."
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"But it's like you said. They're just kids."
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"Well, keep up the good work."
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"Oh!"
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"You look very nice today."
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"Oh. Thanks."
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"I don't think you understand. Don't you ever do that again."
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"Is that clear? Okay, I've had it."
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"I caught the kid dancing to no music. I want him out of my class."
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"Somebody's gotta give this punk a talking to."
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"Seth?"
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"Well, you got something to say, twinkle toes?"
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"Yeah. Yeah, I do, Murney."
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"- I quit. - You quit."
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"You know why you quit? Because you're a quitter."
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"And everybody knows that quitters..."
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"...quit."
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"What are you scared of, Prancer?"
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"- I'm not scared. I want to act. - And I want to take up origami."
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"- I'm in The Sound of Music. - Oh. A musical."
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"You're giving up wrestling to be in a musical."
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"That happens when there isn't a man in the house."
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"There is a man in the house. It's me."
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"[Laughing] Well, it's gotta be a tiny house."
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"You think you're tough, boy, don't you?"
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"Wanna shave the tiger? Do you? Huh?"
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"- You want it tough? - Where did you wanna do this?"
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"- What are you talking about? - You said you wanted to wrestle."
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"Where? When?"
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"- After school. - [Wolfe] Okay."
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"- Today? - That's right. The gym."
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"Okay?"
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"Remember. You mess with the bull, you get the horns."
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"[Snorting]"
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"[Murney] Out of my way!"
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"- How did that feel? - It was good."
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"[Boy] Murney is getting his butt kicked at 3:00!"
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"[Cheering, pounding bleachers]"
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"Oh, that is so gross."
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"[Murney] Come on! Come on!"
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"What? That's it!"
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"Someone's gonna get hurt today and you know who it is?"
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"You're about to enter Murney's House of Pain!"
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"What do you say we go over the rules, cue ball? Huh?"
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"[Crowd] Oooh!"
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"Rule number one."
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"Never be too eager to rush your opponent."
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"Wanna play prison rules, frogman? Wanna play prison rules? You got it."
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"- I'll be your daddy. - [Crowd cheering]"
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"- [Cracking] - Ah!"
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"All right. Now you've unlocked the beast."
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"Oh, God!"
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"From this position, it's relatively easy"
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"- to manipulate your opponent. - Ohhh!"
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"[Groaning]"
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"And thus we have the chicken wing."
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"The chicken wing. [screams]"
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"The arm bar."
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"The crow bar. Or my personal favorite..."
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"- Ahhhh! ... the pacifier!"
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"Any questions?"
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"Anything you didn't understand?"
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"Ah. The nipple crippler."
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"This is a useless, not to mention, shameless move"
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"that ultimately is a sure sign of desperation."
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"And finally..."
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"Pinned!"
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"That was awesome!"
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"- Are you okay, Murney? - Get away from me!"
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"Can I get a little help, please? I can't move my back. Watch the back!"
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"Go!"
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"Sorry!"
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"I didn't get that cone!"
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"Crawl!"
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"[Beeping]"
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"See? But he usually breaks down the door."
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"[Tires screech]"
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"Excellent! Now do it backwards."
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"Okay."
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"# When you're down and low Lower than the floor"
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"# And you feel like you ain't got a chance"
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"# Don't make a move till you're in the groove"
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"# And do the Peter Panda dance"
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"# Just hop three times like a kangaroo"
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"# Side-step twice just like the crabs do"
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"# Three steps forward One step back"
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"# And quick like a turtle Lie on your back"
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"# Roll like a log till you can't roll no more"
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"# Better jump quick like there ain't no floor"
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"# Hold your breath Jump to the left"
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"# And that's the Peter I swear that's the Peter"
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"# That's the Peter Panda dance #"
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"[Tyler coos]"
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"- Again. - Again?"
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"You're going to sleep. Good night, Peter Panda."
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"Good night, Daddy."
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"Good night, little fella."
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"Good night."
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"Hey, Skeever, what do you put in a jar and shake till they're dead?"
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"Fireflies?"
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"Go away and we won't hurt you."
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"[Girls give karate yell]"
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"[Shouting]"
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"Hiya!"
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