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Clips from The Goldbergs - Couples Costume (S03E03)

"ADULT ADAM: Back in the day, trick-or-treating was my jam."
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"I'd spend months making the most epic Halloween costumes"
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"the '80s had ever seen."
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"I was a master of tape and glue-gunning."
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"My costumes were not only awesome,"
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"but they were also topical."
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"I'm the coolest E.T. Ever."
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"And I'm Elliot, E.T.'s owner!"
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"...until my mom turned them into couples costumes."
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"Look out, Jenkintown."
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"Here comes a Ghostbuster!"
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"It was embarrassing."
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"And I'm his Stay Puft Marshmallow mom."
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"And every year, it got worse."
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"Freeze, creep. I'm Robocop."
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"And I'm ED-209, Omnicorp's first foray into robotic policing."
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"I'm Indy!"
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"...and it got more frustrating."
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"And I'm Mork."
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"I thought you said you were going as Mindy."
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"Why would I be going as Mindy?"
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"Well, I guess we're Mork and Indy. (CHUCKLES)"
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"But not this year."
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"My girl was in town, and she'd be the Ripley to my Alien."
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"I love us."
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"Me too."
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"Which I why I want you to have this."
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"Oh, my God."
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"Our promise ring."
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"I know you gave it back when you moved,"
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"but I think we've proved nothing can stand between us."
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"(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS)"
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"Hey, boopie. What the hell!"
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"It's me. It's mama. I'm the Predator."
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"(SMOOCHING SOUNDS)"
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"Stop it."
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"The Predator doesn't talk with smooches."
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"He clicks."
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"Well, this Predator kisses instead of kills."
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"You're ruining the property."
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"Or is Preda-mom making it better?"
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"I told you, this year, I'm doing a couples costume"
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"with the person I'm actually in a couple with."
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"Hi, Mrs. Goldberg."
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"Dana. Look."
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"Your Alien movie has nothing to do with my costume,"
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"at least not that I know of."
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"(CHUCKLING) God."
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"What? Oh, my God. What is..."
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"It's your favorite comic book, Alien versus Predator?"
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"Now, when did these two get to know each other?"
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"You said our costume was Mom-proof."
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"I forgot about the crossover."
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"This is a very happy coincidence."
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"We're gonna make quite the trio."
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"No. You are not following us around tonight in that costume."
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"You want me to follow you around without a costume?"
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"Come on. I'm gonna look crazy."
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"I don't need my mom's help to go trick-or-treating."
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"I'm going with Dana."
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"Not you."
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"Oh. Okay."
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"I guess I'll just go."
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"Have a good time without me."
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"If you need me, just call my name..."
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"For anything."
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"Or I could just stay if you want."
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"(FOOTSTEPS)"
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"Did someone call me?"
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"I thought I heard, "Please don't go.""
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"No?"
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"Is there another way out of here?"
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"Nope."
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"(SIGHS)"
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"Call if you need me."
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"¶ I'm twisted up inside"
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"¶ But nonetheless, I feel the need to say"
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"¶ I don't know the future"
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"¶ But the past keeps getting clearer every day ¶"
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"ADULT ADAM: It was October 31, 1980-something,"
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"and my siblings were hard at work"
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"strategizing how to beat Halloween."
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"Okay, here's our path through Jenkintown."
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"First, we hit Tom McFadden's kegger,"
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"then we head north and hit these three parties."
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"Ooh, are you planning a candy route?"
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"We should combine our data."
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"May I? You may."
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"Nerd punch! Ow!"
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"What was that for?"
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"Dude! Your girlfriend came across the ocean to be with you."
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"Dana lives in Seattle."
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"Exactly. Do you really think"
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"she wants to spend her one night in America"
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"collecting candy like a little toddler?"
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"But that's what we always do."
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"It's what you did. You're adults now."
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"Just listen to your deep, yet still high weird voice."
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"Hurtful, but continue."
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"It's Halloween, dude, a night for romance."
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"This holiday's all about girls getting scared"
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"and running to a big, strong man for protection."
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"It's evolution."
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"Idiot punch. Ow."
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"But he's got a point."
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"We do pretend to be scared to make it easy for boys"
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"because we feel bad for them."
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"Wow. Okay."
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"So I should take her someplace scary."
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"Like JCPenney?"
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"What? What?"
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"They put a bunch of spider webs up in their mattress display."
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"You know they're fake, but they make you think,"
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""What if my bed had spiders?""
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"Oh, my God, no."
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"There's a frat at Villanova that runs an awesome haunted house."
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"Take her there."
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"What? You want me to pay money to get tortured"
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"when candy is free?"
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"Nut up, bro."
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