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Clips from The Goldbergs - Couples Costume (S03E03)

"It's just a stupid haunted house."
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"You'll be fine."
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"Hey. Ready to head out?"
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"Uh, yeah. Question."
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"What would you rather do tonight..."
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"Get unlimited free nougaty candy..."
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"(MUMBLING) ...or go to a haunted house?"
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"What?"
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"(MUMBLING) Or go to a haunted house?"
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"What? Free candy? (CHUCKLES)"
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"Or go to a lame haunted house, super-boring?"
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"A haunted house does sound cool,"
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"although, I might need you to protect me."
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"Told you. Haunted house it is."
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"Hopefully they have friendly ghosts like Casper."
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"Actually, Casper weirds me out, too."
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"Nerd punch! Ow!"
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"ADULT ADAM: As I was facing my first grown-up Halloween,"
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"my mom was facing her first one alone."
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"What are you up to?"
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"Hiding a deadly razor in some candy."
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"Okay. Don't you judge me."
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"I'm just creating a visual aid"
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"to show Adam the dangers of getting candy from strangers without his mother."
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"See? This used to be fun-size."
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"Now it's terror-size."
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"You know what's terrifying?"
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"The fact that you still want to go trick-or-treating"
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"in matching costumes with your almost-adult son."
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"I don't want to."
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"I have to for his safety."
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"Halloween is a night where gangs of street toughs"
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"roam the sidewalks looking to rough up children"
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"and take their candy."
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"Street toughs?"
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"In Jenkintown?"
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"They drive in."
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"And don't even get me started on the kidnappers."
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"They hitch a ride with the street toughs."
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"So they're all carpooling."
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"Maybe they're taking the bus."
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"What kind of bus is this?"
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"The point is, I don't do this for me."
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"Trick-or-treating is a nightmare,"
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"and I can't wait for Adam to give it up."
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"Hey, ma, me and Dana decided"
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"to go to a haunted house this year."
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"We'll be back by 9:00."
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"But what about trick-or-treating?"
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"I have a visual aid to prove a point"
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"that now doesn't matter."
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"Yeah, we're over it."
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"But... We always..."
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"We al... We always..."
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"Candy."
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"Just go."
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"(DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES) Well, there you go, Bevy."
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"Nightmare's over."
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"Yeah. This is just what I wanted."
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"(CHUCKLES)"
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"Maybe I'll make myself useful by dusting or by..."
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"Sitting in my room in the dark"
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"to save on electricity."
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"I'll figure something out."
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"Could I eat that?"
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"Well, that's never stopped me before."
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"Moron!"
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"There's a razor in it."
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"You win this round, old man."
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"ADULT ADAM: While my mom's Halloween was falling apart,"
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"mine was coming together."
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"Aww. I love this ring."
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"I'll never take it off again."
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"Besides being a beautiful symbol of our love,"
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"that bad boy really makes your eyes pop."
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"Aww."
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"(SCREAMING) (CHAINSAW MOTOR REVVING)"
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"Whoa."
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"I didn't think this was gonna be so scary."
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"(SCREAMING)"
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"Don't worry, girl. Ad-Rock's here to protect you."
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"ADULT ADAM: Yep, I was the man."
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"In that moment, I couldn't believe"
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"I ever doubted Barry and Erica."
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"And then a moment later, I remembered why I did."
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"(DOOR HINGES CREAK AND DOOR SLAMS)"
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"But since this was all for love,"
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"I knew I could handle some cobwebs and fog..."
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"(GROWLS) (BOTH SCREAM)"
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"...but not a werewolf..."
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"(CHAINSAW MOTOR REVS) ...or a dude with a chainsaw."
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"And so I used Dana as a human shield..."
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"Aah! Aaah! Balls, balls, balls, balls! Aaaah!"
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"...and then ditched her and ran for my life."
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"Oh. Hey. Lost you in there. Sup?"
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"Hopefully she didn't notice."
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"You used me as a human shield."
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"She noticed."
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"Babe, it, it was just a goof."
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"As you ran out, you screamed, "Kill her, not me!""
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"You got to commit hard to the bit, right?"
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"Oh, God."
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"My ring's gone."
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"I must have lost it back there."
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"You got to go get it for me."
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"Um..."
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"Can I just get you a new one?"
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"I lied about it making your eyes pop."
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"It makes them look gross."
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"(SCOFFS) Whatever."
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"Are you mad?"
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"No."
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"I'm just tired."
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"I actually think I'm gonna go."
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"Happy Halloween."
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"She's not tired, bro."
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"(GASPS) It can talk!"
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"While my Halloween had turned sour,"
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"Pops was busy handing out sweets."
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"Ooh! Look at you!"
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